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Default Merry Christmas greetings from comedian Argus Hamilton:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
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On 26/12/2009 9:57 AM, Harry wrote:
On 12/26/09 11:51 AM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"Anony wrote in message
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Senate Democrats rammed the trillion dollar health care bill down the
national chimney. It tells consumers what to do, it tells insurance
companies what to do, it tells drug companies what to do, it tells
doctors
what to do and it tells patients what to do. The first thing it tells
everybody to do is send ten dollars to Nebraska.

The U.S. Senate dropped the tax on elective plastic surgery from the
health care bill Monday. The plastic surgeons swooped in with huge
donations. The next morning Ben Nelson and Mary Landrieu faced
reporters
looking like Bruce Jenner and Joan Rivers.

Majority Leader Harry Reid was besieged by Senate Democrats Tuesday
demanding goodies and tax breaks like Nebraska and Louisiana got in the
health care bill. The scene was chaotic. They're like the hookers who
work
in a brothel for five years and then have a nervous breakdown when they
find out the other girls are getting paid.

Senate Democrats were deluged by protests from taxpayers after they
advanced the health care bill Monday. A nation founded in the name of
liberty is being demolished in the name of equality. If you make less
than
two hundred fifty thousand dollars a year, Las Vegas blackjack
dealers are
now required by law to deal you two face cards.

You're afraid...really afraid. The sky is falling, so don't look up.


Indeed he is. So afraid, he couldn't use his usual sock puppet ID here.


Sure beats being an ass hole giving up the freedoms and liberties of not
only yourself, but forcing others to do the same.

And giving governments track record at managing things, good luck. You
are going to need it.



I don't think anyone mentioned Bush, Jr. in this thread.

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