Airplane Security
On 26/12/2009 8:40 PM, Vic Smith wrote:
Why not just make flyers strip and issue hospital gowns and booties?
They can pick up their clothes at the arrival point.
What's the big deal?
No one wants to see that unless you are on a plane full of chear leaders.
They can modify the hospital gowns so your ass isn't in the wind.
And crap on the seat.
Maybe go to a trousers and shirt kind.
Let everybody carry 20 bucks aboard to buy stuff from the plane gedunk
in case they just have to have a Snickers or a Coca-Cola.
Crew can organize prayer sessions (multi-denomination), group
sing-alongs and charade games to keep folks busy while in the air.
Those who want to can just watch a movie.
What's the problem here? Why aren't they doing this?
No more long security waits at the airport, and you can reduce costs
by eliminating most of the TSA personnel.
Be more fun flying too. An adventure every time.
Looks doable to me. I must add though, that I don't fly.
What say you fliers?
--Vic
I have a better idea. Profiling. Single, muslim/islamic, male single
or in packs of up to 5 or 6. Born in Africa or the middle east. Full
body x-ray or no boarding.
Life at Gitmo if anything hazardous is found and convicted.
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