Anony Mouse wrote:
Every once in awhile you hear a good clean joke that you feel obligated
to pass along, and this is one of them.

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new
Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a
deep breath of air and to see the beautiful day outside. He then noticed
there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the US House of Representatives for assistance.

The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Speaker Pelosi.
How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at
St.Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be
so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Speaker Pelosi, considering herself to be quite a wit, replied with a
smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people
took care of last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a long
moment.

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are
also obliged to first notify the next of kin."




You must be a blood relative of herring's, because he tells the same
sort of really stupid jokes.