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Default Spring water and rednecks

On Jun 14, 11:46*am, Frogwatch wrote:
On a hot Sunday afternoon, what else would you expect N FL rednecks to
do but go find a nice spring to sit in and get cool. *Being only a
couple generations removed from em, I can feel right at home among
them but listening to em can sure open your eyes as to what they think
about.
Yesterday, I watched two of em, one was a woman but the other
was......well, we were not sure. *The definitely female one resembled
a pink manatee while the indeterminate one was skinny and leathery
(wore a womens suit) but both had many tattoos and their conversation
centered about admiring each others ornamentation. *National
Geographic should do a documentary like those old pics they used to
have of native women with their weird body mods. *I can just imagine
it..."deep in the swamps of Jefferson County, the natives practice
body pigmentation as a means to make themselves more attractive..."


Don't feel alone. It seems that their sisters live in my area too.

Last year I think one of them wore some kind of lime green terry-cloth
shorts and a pink tank top that said "achy-breaky heart" on it.


teeth are an option.