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On Jun 14, 11:46*am, Frogwatch wrote:
On a hot Sunday afternoon, what else would you expect N FL rednecks to
do but go find a nice spring to sit in and get cool. *Being only a
couple generations removed from em, I can feel right at home among
them but listening to em can sure open your eyes as to what they think
about.
Yesterday, I watched two of em, one was a woman but the other
was......well, we were not sure. *The definitely female one resembled
a pink manatee while the indeterminate one was skinny and leathery
(wore a womens suit) but both had many tattoos and their conversation
centered about admiring each others ornamentation. *National
Geographic should do a documentary like those old pics they used to
have of native women with their weird body mods. *I can just imagine
it..."deep in the swamps of Jefferson County, the natives practice
body pigmentation as a means to make themselves more attractive..."

Don't feel alone. It seems that their sisters live in my area too.

Last year I think one of them wore some kind of lime green terry-cloth
shorts and a pink tank top that said "achy-breaky heart" on it.

teeth are an option.

Pfffft... Ignorance is bliss I guess. Me, I try not to judge based on
"makeup". My middle daughter is inked, inked a lot and has been for many
years. She has a great job making at least as much as any of you did
comparatively at her age in a white collar management position. She
dresses carefully but not like you are talking about here, I am sure she
dresses better than most of your wives, and yes, she is a shoe girl
She is usually reading 3-5 books at any given time, studies Violin and
Viola, rides horses all prim and proper in the shows, loves a hand
crafted beer, and plays a mean game of 9 ball. Oh, and just for Bonnie's
benefit, she pays and has paid all of her own bills since she left for
College at age 18. She is just a great kid all around. Sure, on the
weekends she gets all dressed up in leather and jumps on a Harley, but
it's a new frekin' VRod, not some clapped out old POS... Judge her as
you will, but she is gonna' do just fine.

Scotty

You are supposed to squash any kind of activity that your children will
think is fun. Instead, make them study practice tests in their room all
evening. Safety is key here. Keep them under lock and key. Do not ever
let them be creative in their lives. That's how my parents ruled me and
look at what a great human being I turned out to be! I'm the best at
everything, have the best of everything, and everyone and everything
else is simply a POS.