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Default Scotty Doesn't Know...

On Wed, 19 Oct 2011 15:10:19 -0400, X ` Man
wrote:

On 10/19/11 2:58 PM, JustWait wrote:
On 10/19/2011 2:31 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In ,
says...

On 10/19/2011 1:34 PM, Kenny wrote:

I'd send this off to the police where HK made a complaint.

It demonstrates his obsession with you.


On 10/19/2011 11:30 AM, X ` Man wrote:
...the lyrics:

Scotty Doesn't Know Lyrics

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!

Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!

Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...

Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!

Don't tell Scotty!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!

Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)

We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(x3)

The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!

We did it on his birthday...

Scotty doesn't know!(X4)

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know! (X10)


[Chant] Scotty doesn't know! (x7)
[Chant] Scotty's gotta go!


What's most amazing...it's Matt Damon who acts out and sings the song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE



Good idea... Thanks..

And I'll send it off to my contact at Dr. Fourchin's school!


Mr. Dr. Karen Grear of Catholic University of America, is one sick
stalker, huh?



You have a girlfriend or daughter named Fiona?


Could the little scumbag have his nose jammed up your rear end any
harder? Does he use his tongue to give you a little wash while he's
there?