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On 03/11/2011 10:43 AM, wrote:
On Wed, 02 Nov 2011 15:35:30 -0400, X ` Man
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November 2, 2011
A Letter from Bank of America
An Apology to Our Customers

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – The following letter was sent today by
Bank of America to all of its debit card customers:

Dear Valued Customer:

As most of you probably know by now, last month we instituted a $5
monthly fee for all of our debit card users. To say that what followed
this decision was a ****storm would be a massive understatement.
BoA is going to get their $5 somewhere.

You know it. Warren Buffet has private conversations with BoA and
0bama. But Warren isn't always right, he lost big on GM.
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