On 12/27/11 3:16 PM, Happy JH wrote:
On Tue, 27 Dec 2011 10:43:15 -0700, wrote:

On 27/12/2011 6:57 AM, Happy JH wrote:
Please, take care of yourself out on the roads this holiday season.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles
indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

And that excludes those related to pot, cocaine and others.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbuck's, soda,
juice, energy drinks, and **** like that.

Forgot the others that dopers use.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.

Impaired driving is impaired driving. But me, I worry about their
victims and no shortage of them even if they don't smash up a car. But
having lost a relative and another on a second incident to DUI in wheel
chair, well, if you get busted for impaired don't get sympathy here.

The *really* impaired are those with no sense of humor. There are a few right here.

Lighten up.


Canuckles *is* a humorless asshole, but...

....it's been quite a few years since jokes about or making light about
drinking and driving have been considered humorous.

The problem here is that the "true you" is always with you. You are an
insensitive asshole.

Got any good jokes about breast cancer? If you do, keep them to
yourself, eh?

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Vote Republican, and join in the GOP's unhinged attacks
on Planned Parenthood, the HPV vaccine,
and insurance coverage of contraception.