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Wisdom from an old Jewish man.


A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been
going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long,
long time.

So she went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there he
was, walking slowly up to the holy site.

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to
leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an
interview.

"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?

"Morris Feinberg," he replied.

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wailing Wall to pray?"

"For 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."

"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."

"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and
to love their fellow man."

"I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the
people ahead of their own interests."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a bloody wall."
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