On Aug 21, 9:27*am, iBoaterer wrote:
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On 8/20/12 2:22 PM, North Star wrote:
On Aug 20, 2:01 pm, X ` Man dump-on-conservati...@anywhere-you-
can.com wrote:
A small zoo in New England obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to
handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The
gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla
available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Psycho Scotty, a
part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Psycho
Scotty, uneducated, ignorant, and a fan of Fox News, had little sense
but had a history of satisfying females of various species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Psycho Scotty was
approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the
gorilla for $500?

Psycho Scotty showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would
accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

?First?, Psycho Scotty said, ?I ain?t gonna kiss her on the lips.? The
Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

?Second?, he said, ?She gotta wear a ?Dale Earnhardt Forever? T-Shirt.?
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

?Third?, he said, ?You cain?t never tell no one about this.? The keeper
again readily agreed to this condition.

?Fourth?, Psycho Scotty said, ?I want all the children raised
fundamentalist Christians,.? Once again it was agreed.

?And last,? Psycho Scotty said, ?I?ll need another week to come up with
the $500.?

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I'm a liberal because the militant fundamentalist ignorant
science-denying religious xenophobic corporate oligarchy of modern
Republican conservatism just doesn't work for me or my country.

hee hee hee...

There's that $500 again... *

You two act like little grade school girls.

Bet you $500 we don't, Kevin.