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Default Let's take a cruise, but only if we are constipated...

On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 16:42:16 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 3/16/13 4:16 PM, J Herring wrote:
On 16 Mar 2013 19:16:23 GMT, F.O.A.D. wrote:

J Herring wrote:
On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 13:43:24 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 3/16/13 1:27 PM, J Herring wrote:
On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 13:21:10 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 3/16/13 1:01 PM, wrote:
On Fri, 15 Mar 2013 12:22:00 -0700, Urin Asshole
wrote:

I heard the food is great though, but there are lots of obese people.

On a Carnival boat, the food is like you get at a Carnival, plenty of
it but not that great.
All I can say about the obese people is one of the "emergencies" is
that the elevators stopped working. There are 8-12 foot wide stair
cases throughout the ship but most of these lard asses are waiting for
the elevator, just to go up one deck.

We have a rule on a cruise, never use the elevator. There is too much
eating and not enough exercise the way it is.



I don't see how the food on a massive "for the masses" ship could be
"great,"

That's 'cause you've not been on a Disney cruise. You should have stopped right there.


Salmonbait

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Yeah, and I don't frequent "all you can eat" cafeterias much, either.

That's great! I'm sure you've eaten only at the finest restaurants.


Salmonbait

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Our favorite local restaurants are family owned and operated and are not
fancy...and don't serve cruise ship fare.


I can vouch for that, having eaten at many of your local restaurants!


Salmonbait

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You should try:

Jerry's for seafood, just south of P.F. on the right hand side, next to,
of all places, a tire store.

Mexico, just north of P.F., also on the right hand side, very good
Mexican food, and where I usually have my oversized once a year margarita.

Mama Lucia, in Dunkirk and in P.F., has great pizza and many other very
good homemade Italian dishes. Most of the waitresses in the P.F.
restaurant are astonishingly beautiful. If were a young man, I hang out
there and try to date them all.


Might do one of those week after next. We're going to Solomon's for a few days to 'chill' and see if
the trailer functions as it should.


Salmonbait

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Hope you're having a spectacular day!