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Default Zappos - my new favorite store...

On 2/27/14, 12:06 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 11:28:26 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/27/14, 10:12 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 09:52:25 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/27/14, 9:50 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
...for boots, belts, etc.

I'd bought a pair of boots. They were too big, but before I could call or do anything about sending
them back, my wife threw away the boxes they came in.

So now I thought I'm stuck with these boots that are way too big. Yesterday I called them, knowing
they're going to laugh in my face. I explained my predicament, and instead of laughing the lady
said, "No problem, John, we'll fix you right up. I'll email you a shipping label for the old boots.
Box 'em up and give 'em to the UPS guy who will be delivering your new boots tomorrow."

Unreal!


Gosh, guns, golfclubs, boots, bullets...all you need now is a donkey you
can ride.

Well, unlike you, I have a motorcycle. Boots serve a couple very functional purposes - they protect
ankles during asphalt slides and they help keep feet dry while riding in the rain.

Any motorcyclist would know that.


Oh, I have several pair of boots I can use on my motorcycle. One of
these days I'll drive over to your house and smoke some rubber tire on
your driveway. Oh wait, you'd probably think you'd have to Stand Your
Ground and shoot me.


Gosh, guns, boots, bullets...all you need now is a motorcycle you can ride.

'Smoke some rubber tire'...did you find that on YouTube?

LMAO!


I actually was in your 'hood yesterday. I held my nose as I drove by the
street that leads to your house.