Hire someone who knows English as a first language, have that person

work on the spelling, grammar, and stylistic errors and inconsistencies,

and then get back to us.

Well hello, you old, fat, pompous windbag. How 'bout you checking with the ethics folks, and getting back to us. Don't Yale graduates have better manners? And I wonder how many Yale grads have taken bankruptcy twice? Anyway, how's the Dr-Dr-Dr?

Your friend always,
George