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Gary Webster
 
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Default Simple Simon

You are such a pig and know nothing about women.
Bet you aren't getting any.
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Simple Simon
 
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Group,

See what I mean. I bet "Gary Webster" is really his
girlfriend using his computer. She's responding to
my recent 'dating advice' post, no doubt.

Guys don't call other guys 'pigs' for one thing.

Note how the poor girl is already jealous and
wondering about my sex life.

See, tell me I don't know how to drive women wild.

S.Simon


"Gary Webster" wrote in message nk.net...
You are such a pig and know nothing about women.
Bet you aren't getting any.
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Peter Wiley
 
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He's getting all that he can afford to pay for.

Hmmmm, maybe you're right........................

On Tue, 26 Aug 2003 00:57:55 GMT, "Gary Webster"
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You are such a pig and know nothing about women.
Bet you aren't getting any.
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Jonathan Ganz
 
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Hey, hold on hoss... we've all called bob a pig.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Group,

See what I mean. I bet "Gary Webster" is really his
girlfriend using his computer. She's responding to
my recent 'dating advice' post, no doubt.

Guys don't call other guys 'pigs' for one thing.

Note how the poor girl is already jealous and
wondering about my sex life.

See, tell me I don't know how to drive women wild.

S.Simon


"Gary Webster" wrote in message

nk.net...
You are such a pig and know nothing about women.
Bet you aren't getting any.
G






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Daedalus
 
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On Mon, 25 Aug 2003 21:04:38 -0400, "Simple Simon"
, tried to sniff my butt and growled:

Group,

See what I mean. I bet "Gary Webster" is really his
girlfriend using his computer. She's responding to
my recent 'dating advice' post, no doubt.

Guys don't call other guys 'pigs' for one thing.

Note how the poor girl is already jealous and
wondering about my sex life.

See, tell me I don't know how to drive women wild.


Since you spend all your time playing Captain Ahab, I doubt you know
how to drive anything.

Please stop posting off topic.

Jade


S.Simon


"Gary Webster" wrote in message nk.net...
You are such a pig and know nothing about women.
Bet you aren't getting any.
G




 
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