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Horvath August 29th 03 12:43 AM

Moorings
 
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 08:58:37 -0700, Jonathan Ganz
wrote this crap:

Hey, you said it not I.

Why are you a fag? Were you born that way
or did you choose it?


Just another one of your homosexual fantasies.




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Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Horvath August 29th 03 12:46 AM

Moorings
 
On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 16:07:48 GMT, "NH_/\)_"
wrote this crap:

since we have such a sex gender problem here on asa I put a pic
of myself on the chat site. :-) I am 48 and my husband says I'm
a real pain in the a$$ HAHAA


So he likes you using a strap-on?

http://nortech-cs.com/sailusa/index4.htm


Is your husband blind, as well as gay?




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Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Simple Simon August 29th 03 02:16 PM

Moorings
 


I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers . . .

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...
Hey, we've seen your photo and you ain't no beauty.

Cheers MC



Horvath wrote:

On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 16:07:48 GMT, "NH_/\)_"
wrote this crap:


since we have such a sex gender problem here on asa I put a pic
of myself on the chat site. :-) I am 48 and my husband says I'm
a real pain in the a$$ HAHAA



So he likes you using a strap-on?


http://nortech-cs.com/sailusa/index4.htm



Is your husband blind, as well as gay?




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!





JJ Nash August 29th 03 03:04 PM

Moorings
 
"Scout" wrote in
:

Funny how often that kind of miscommunication happens here.


I don'\t find it strange at all.

Nobody here seems to have any idea as to how to post, and the bar is pretty
low on the ol' uptake rate as well.

Very low.

Bertie

JJ Nash August 29th 03 03:05 PM

Moorings
 
"Simple Simon" wrote in
:



I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers . . .


horvath? Had the operation?

Hmm.

Bertie



S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
Hey, we've seen your photo and you ain't no beauty.

Cheers MC



Horvath wrote:

On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 16:07:48 GMT, "NH_/\)_"
wrote this crap:


since we have such a sex gender problem here on asa I put a pic
of myself on the chat site. :-) I am 48 and my husband says I'm
a real pain in the a$$ HAHAA


So he likes you using a strap-on?


http://nortech-cs.com/sailusa/index4.htm


Is your husband blind, as well as gay?




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!







Horvath August 30th 03 01:31 AM

Moorings
 
On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 08:16:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:



I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers . . .

S.Simon


So you like those "plain jane" women?




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Jonathan Ganz August 30th 03 08:10 AM

Moorings
 
You're the one who's doing that. You keep telling
us about your "girlfriend," when everyone knows
she is really a he.

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 05:50:37 +0000, Horvath wrote:

On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 17:45:20 -0700, Jonathan Ganz
wrote this crap:

Actually, he likes women, unlike you who like little
boys.


Must you turn every thread into your homosexual fantasies?




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Bush Was Right! Four More Years!



Peter J Ross August 30th 03 09:13 AM

Moorings
 
On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 16:57:25 +1000, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from The Captains
Master:

On 30 Aug 2003 05:49:16 GMT, Horvath wrote:

When you're strolling around the yacht club with some arm-candy, you
don't want some skank who looks good on the inside.




Yikes Holly,
First, I've seen your picture


I hope you were able to find a bucket instead of vomiting on the floor
as I did.

Second, What does it cost for you to get "arm Candy"?


It depends on the current price of crack.

Third, You must be very rich.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

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PJR :-)
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Horvath August 30th 03 02:29 PM

Moorings
 
On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 16:57:25 +1000, The Captains Master
wrote this crap:

On 30 Aug 2003 05:49:16 GMT, Horvath wrote:

When you're strolling around the yacht club with some arm-candy, you
don't want some skank who looks good on the inside.


Yikes Holly,
First, I've seen your picture
Second, What does it cost for you to get "arm Candy"?


Obviously you'll never get any.

Third, You must be very rich.


I'm not. I only make $3.35 an hour. Only losers like you, think you
need money to get women.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Bertie the Bunyip August 30th 03 03:23 PM

Moorings - Ashley.jpg (1/1)
 
Horvath wrote in :


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Oh, keeper.

Bertie


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