Claims he is going to use this to document his sea time for renewal. We all
know how he really documents his time. (Posted by Neal 11/10/99):

The key to documenting your time is to do it on boats you have owned recently.
Then it is on the honor system. You have to show proof that you own the boats
but they take your word for the time you have sailed them. Hint! Hint!

Respectfully, Capt. Neal

The yellow banana can't leave it's mooring.

Whiplash

Hey, I was just giving a hint for most of the people who don't
sail enough to qualify. Myself, I have plenty of legitimate time
so I don't have to cheat. But, some people do cheat and
that's a fact. Really, what's the harm if they only really had
350 days (8 hours = a day) in the time period and they
pad it 80 stinking hours? Does it really make them any
less safe or qualified? It just goes to show that passing
tests has a higher priority than documenting time.

Maybe you should try cruising the Bahamas for six-months at
a time and you would not have to cheat either. I've plenty
enough time in three years on one of my two boats. If I
used the time on both boats for five years I would easily have
double or triple what was needed.

S.Simon - A legitimate Master.


"Whplash4" wrote in message ...
Claims he is going to use this to document his sea time for renewal. We all
know how he really documents his time. (Posted by Neal 11/10/99):

The key to documenting your time is to do it on boats you have owned recently.
Then it is on the honor system. You have to show proof that you own the boats
but they take your word for the time you have sailed them. Hint! Hint!

Respectfully, Capt. Neal

The yellow banana can't leave it's mooring.

Whiplash

Didn't take Nil long to get his blood pressure down enough to type this
panic stricken response:

I've plenty enough time in three years on one of my two boats.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

ROFLMAO Yeah, it must be the Whaler 'cause your toy license is for
MOTOR!!! You can't pass the test to get a sail endorsement and the only
motor you can operate is an outboard ...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

S.Simon - A legitimate Master.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ... a "master" of the keyboard, an
internet wannabe, the fastest backpeddler, and the master of fraud in ASA.

This just gets better and better ... best laugh since Jax bailed out in
shame.

Rick

Know what my blood pressure measured this morning
after my 20 mile bike ride and workout?

126/76

Know how much weight I've lost since Friday.

seven pounds

Bwahahahahahaha! Not bad for a middle-aged man with
lots of ignorant people to battle with day in and day out.

Oh, by the way the documented time is ALL on my fine
sailboat.

S.Simon


"Rick" wrote in message nk.net...
Didn't take Nil long to get his blood pressure down enough to type this
panic stricken response:

I've plenty enough time in three years on one of my two boats.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

ROFLMAO Yeah, it must be the Whaler 'cause your toy license is for
MOTOR!!! You can't pass the test to get a sail endorsement and the only
motor you can operate is an outboard ...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

S.Simon - A legitimate Master.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ... a "master" of the keyboard, an
internet wannabe, the fastest backpeddler, and the master of fraud in ASA.

This just gets better and better ... best laugh since Jax bailed out in
shame.

Rick

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Bwahahahahahaha! Not bad for a middle-aged man with
lots of ignorant people to battle with day in and day out.

"Middle aged"??? I thought that you were 57!



Regards

Donal
--

56 and that IS middle aged. Old age doesn't start here
in the USA until about 70. We have much longer lifespans
than you unhealthy, anal-retentive Brits.

S.Simon


"Donal" wrote in message ...

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Bwahahahahahaha! Not bad for a middle-aged man with
lots of ignorant people to battle with day in and day out.

"Middle aged"??? I thought that you were 57!



Regards

Donal
--

On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 15:07:20 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Know what my blood pressure measured this morning
after my 20 mile bike ride and workout?

126/76

Wuss! I just ran three miles. My blood pressure is 120/70, and I'm
nearly as old as you, (but much better looking.)


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

I must admit those tits of yours are a whole lot bigger than
mine. Bwahahahahhaahahah!

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 15:07:20 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Know what my blood pressure measured this morning
after my 20 mile bike ride and workout?

126/76

Wuss! I just ran three miles. My blood pressure is 120/70, and I'm
nearly as old as you, (but much better looking.)


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Don't pop his bubble of self delusion about that. We are all getting
older after all and the mean life expectancy is not growing fast enough
to keep us middle aged for long......

Cheers MC

Donal wrote:
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

Bwahahahahahaha! Not bad for a middle-aged man with
lots of ignorant people to battle with day in and day out.


"Middle aged"??? I thought that you were 57!



Regards

Donal
--

Way to go Bob!

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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| Know what my blood pressure measured this morning
| after my 20 mile bike ride and workout?
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| 126/76