One of the Alien girls (the rich one in the black bikini) lost the setting
in her wedding ring aboard Alien. We looked high and low in the bilge, where
she saw it fall in.
After a few hours of looking she said not to worry, it's insured for
$180,000. She's going to make a claim and says if I find it to keep it.
I originally paid 16K for Alien. Now she's worth well over $225,000. I'm
going to get a full color radar when I find the rock.
Jealous eh?

Your captain of good fortune,

RB

I'd suggest getting down on your knees... of course, that's
your normal position isn't it?

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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One of the Alien girls (the rich one in the black bikini) lost the setting
in her wedding ring aboard Alien. We looked high and low in the bilge,
where
she saw it fall in.
After a few hours of looking she said not to worry, it's insured for
$180,000. She's going to make a claim and says if I find it to keep it.
I originally paid 16K for Alien. Now she's worth well over $225,000. I'm
going to get a full color radar when I find the rock.
Jealous eh?

Your captain of good fortune,

RB

is this RB (real bull****) for real. He must read the National Inquirer too
much. I would suggest a good therapist.

One of the Alien girls (the rich one in the black bikini) lost the setting
in her wedding ring aboard Alien. We looked high and low in the bilge,
where
she saw it fall in.
After a few hours of looking she said not to worry, it's insured for
$180,000. She's going to make a claim and says if I find it to keep it.
I originally paid 16K for Alien. Now she's worth well over $225,000. I'm
going to get a full color radar when I find the rock.
Jealous eh?

Your captain of good fortune,

RB

Bobsprit wrote:

Jealous eh?

Actually just the opposite. A similar thing happened to a co-worker. We
were jealous til the cops hauled him off the job. Seems the gem becomes
insurance co property when they pay off and that the LE folks they own
consider it theft if you don't return their property. He got off with
the week and a half he spent in the can, a sore bunghole, and a hefty
interest charge when he reclaimed the jewel from the pawn shop and gave
it to the insurer's agent. I'd be surprised if your partner in this
"crime" doesn't do time too.

On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 02:38:19 GMT, "Bobsprit" wrote
this crap:

One of the Alien girls (the rich one in the black bikini) lost the setting
in her wedding ring aboard Alien. We looked high and low in the bilge, where
she saw it fall in.
After a few hours of looking she said not to worry, it's insured for
$180,000. She's going to make a claim and says if I find it to keep it.
I originally paid 16K for Alien. Now she's worth well over $225,000. I'm
going to get a full color radar when I find the rock.
Jealous eh?

Your captain of good fortune,

What's the jail sentence for insurance fraud? Do you need some soap
on a rope?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.