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Yes! Look at the above pic! Leaving Port Jeff and sailing for the Thimbles, we
NEVER removed two of the fenders. They remained on deck for 5 or 6 hours.
Several times we were passing by other boats who frantically gestured to us
about our death defying leap of fender faith, yet we still sailed onward in
building winds.
A low flying plane may have dipped his wings at us in a futile attempt to alert
us to our desperate dangererous lubberly act! We weren't just sailing on the
edge, tempting fate; we dared the devil himself to take us on, and STILL the
fenders remained on deck!
Then, sailing home the next day, we stowed the fenders. It was payback for our
death defying stunt, an appeasment to Neptune. We know our place.
Will we do it again? Perhaps. If a day, dark and weary, touches our souls we
may again throw sense and safety to our whims of daring do!

The Brave Captain RB
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You had two on the return? Looks like you've almost lost one in the pic.

DON'T DO IT AGAIN! YOU MIGHT DIE (now there's a thought) OR
INJURE SOMEONE ELSE. Can you imagine what would happen if a
fender ran into a lesser boat than a C&C 32????

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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http://hometown.aol.com/bobsprit/images/suzsails.jpg

Yes! Look at the above pic! Leaving Port Jeff and sailing for the

Thimbles, we
NEVER removed two of the fenders. They remained on deck for 5 or 6 hours.
Several times we were passing by other boats who frantically gestured to

us
about our death defying leap of fender faith, yet we still sailed onward

in
building winds.
A low flying plane may have dipped his wings at us in a futile attempt to

alert
us to our desperate dangererous lubberly act! We weren't just sailing on

the
edge, tempting fate; we dared the devil himself to take us on, and STILL

the
fenders remained on deck!
Then, sailing home the next day, we stowed the fenders. It was payback for

our
death defying stunt, an appeasment to Neptune. We know our place.
Will we do it again? Perhaps. If a day, dark and weary, touches our souls

we
may again throw sense and safety to our whims of daring do!

The Brave Captain RB



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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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http://hometown.aol.com/bobsprit/images/suzsails.jpg

Yes! Look at the above pic! Leaving Port Jeff and sailing for the

Thimbles, we
NEVER removed two of the fenders. They remained on deck for 5 or 6 hours.
Several times we were passing by other boats who frantically gestured to

us
about our death defying leap of fender faith, yet we still sailed onward

in
building winds.
A low flying plane may have dipped his wings at us in a futile attempt to

alert
us to our desperate dangererous lubberly act! We weren't just sailing on

the
edge, tempting fate; we dared the devil himself to take us on, and STILL

the
fenders remained on deck!
Then, sailing home the next day, we stowed the fenders. It was payback for

our
death defying stunt, an appeasment to Neptune. We know our place.
Will we do it again? Perhaps. If a day, dark and weary, touches our souls

we
may again throw sense and safety to our whims of daring do!


Bob - you are beginning to sound like my wife!

Let me explain.

From time to time, I pass comment on my wife's driving. I make useful
suggestions, such as, "The lights are red", or, "Don't stop - the lights are
green." or, "You should look where you're going when you are reversing." I
recently suggested that doing 50mph round a sharp bend at the top of a hill,
in a 30mph zone, was probably a bit dangerous. Like you, she proclaimed
that she knew what she was doing. In fact, she drove round that bend, at
that speed every day, without incident. Furthrermore, she informed me that
I was an idiot, and that I should shut up!

A couple of weeks ago, I was practising the piano in the playroom, when
there was a very loud bang. You guessed it! She reversed into the bloody
house - at SPEED! You see, she reverses around the side of the house every
day. She does this without incident. So why should she look?

Your attitude towards the fenders is exactly the same as my wife's attitude
towards driving.

She had 12 accidents in the first 18 months that she had her driving
license.


And, Yes, Katy. She knows that I say these dreadful things about her
driving. A couple of years ago, at a dinner party, I was regaling the
guests with tales of my wife's motoring escapades when she exploded(BTW she
really can explode!). She accused me of telling the same old boring
stories years after she had any accidents. -- The next morning, a bill for
£80 pounds arrived in the post, for a neighbours replacement bumper.


Regards



Donal
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Regards


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She had 12 accidents in the first 18 months that she had her driving
license.


My wife has been driving for 16 years and never had an accident. She drives a 6
speed expertly as do I.
I suggest you find a real woman, unless that's your role in the marriage!

RB
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And, Yes, Katy. She knows that I say these dreadful things about her
driving.=20

Maybe driving lessons or a chauffer for Christmas might be a good =
idea....

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katysails
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Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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She had 12 accidents in the first 18 months that she had her driving
license.


My wife has been driving for 16 years and never had an accident. She

drives a 6
speed expertly as do I.
I suggest you find a real woman, unless that's your role in the marriage!


I've got a real woman!! I would strongly suggest that you check your's
out - for signs of surgery. You don't have much time to spare if you want to
have children!

Regards


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speed expertly as do I.
I suggest you find a real woman, unless that's your role in the marriage!


I've got a real woman!!

Real women can drive a stick. Yours can't without injury.

RB
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"katysails" wrote in message
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And, Yes, Katy. She knows that I say these dreadful things about her
driving.

Maybe driving lessons or a chauffer for Christmas might be a good
idea....


I suggested driving lessons once before, I won't do that again!



Regards



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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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speed expertly as do I.
I suggest you find a real woman, unless that's your role in the

marriage!

I've got a real woman!!

Real women can drive a stick. Yours can't without injury.


Sorry! What's a "stick"?





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Real women can drive a stick. Yours can't without injury.


Sorry! What's a "stick"?

Now we know there's no men in your family.

RB
 
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