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Jonathan Ganz February 24th 04 05:57 AM

Vermon
 
Friends of yours?

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Mon, 23 Feb 2004 07:11:36 -0500, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Horvath stated:
I've SEEN mice jump out of a wastebasket.

They had purchase from the garbage. Water has no purchase.


Nope. Wrong answer. A friend had some mice trapped in a standard
office metal wastebasket. The mice were able to jump high enough to
grab the top lip with their forepaws.





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katysails February 24th 04 11:58 AM

Vermon
 
DUMBUTT wrote:=20
Nope. Wrong answer. A friend had some mice trapped in a standard
office metal wastebasket. The mice were able to jump high enough to
grab the top lip with their forepaws.

And the were jumping off a hard surface....go stand on a pool deck and =
jump up...you can jump maybe a couple of feet...get in the pool and jump =
out of the water....different story...you don't get very far....You =
really do need to take a basic physics class.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


DSK February 24th 04 01:35 PM

Vermon
 
Peter Wiley wrote:
BTW, Joe, I've got bigger 'rats' than those on Rottnest Island living
on my front lawn here in Tasmania and on my NSW property, they grow 6'
tall, travel in packs and have been known to wreck cars & kill drivers.
That's why we still carry guns in the country.


Over here, too... although they're usually not on my front lawn.
Actually a lot of time you see them riding around in SUVs.

DSK


Jonathan Ganz February 24th 04 04:40 PM

Vermon
 
Actually, he needs to take an excercise class.... he's too fat.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
DUMBUTT wrote:
Nope. Wrong answer. A friend had some mice trapped in a standard
office metal wastebasket. The mice were able to jump high enough to
grab the top lip with their forepaws.

And the were jumping off a hard surface....go stand on a pool deck and jump
up...you can jump maybe a couple of feet...get in the pool and jump out of
the water....different story...you don't get very far....You really do need
to take a basic physics class.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Horvath February 24th 04 06:32 PM

Vermon
 
On Tue, 24 Feb 2004 06:58:48 -0500, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

DUMBUTT wrote:
Nope. Wrong answer. A friend had some mice trapped in a standard
office metal wastebasket. The mice were able to jump high enough to
grab the top lip with their forepaws.

And the were jumping off a hard surface....go stand on a pool deck and jump up...you can jump maybe a couple of feet...get in the pool and jump out of the water....different story...you don't get very far....You really do need to take a basic physics class.


You'll jump far enough to get out of a bucket, or far enough to fix
your word wrap, dimbass.




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Jonathan Ganz February 24th 04 06:57 PM

Vermon
 
Time to go back on your meds. You're starting to rant.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 24 Feb 2004 06:58:48 -0500, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

DUMBUTT wrote:
Nope. Wrong answer. A friend had some mice trapped in a standard
office metal wastebasket. The mice were able to jump high enough to
grab the top lip with their forepaws.

And the were jumping off a hard surface....go stand on a pool deck and

jump up...you can jump maybe a couple of feet...get in the pool and jump out
of the water....different story...you don't get very far....You really do
need to take a basic physics class.

You'll jump far enough to get out of a bucket, or far enough to fix
your word wrap, dimbass.




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katysails February 24th 04 11:45 PM

Vermon
 
Dumbass wrote:=20
You'll jump far enough to get out of a bucket

Let's see...someone do the math...what size would that bucket have to be =
to be to contain a human proportional to a standard 5 gallon containing =
a mouse? You'd have to be an Olympic pole vaulter to get out...and you'd =
have to have a pole.... =20
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katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Horvath February 25th 04 11:22 AM

Vermon
 
On Tue, 24 Feb 2004 18:45:58 -0500, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Dumbass wrote:
You'll jump far enough to get out of a bucket

Let's see...someone do the math...what size would that bucket have to be to be to contain a human proportional to a standard 5 gallon containing a mouse? You'd have to be an Olympic pole vaulter to get out...and you'd have to have a pole....



I got a pole for you, right here.




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katysails February 25th 04 12:10 PM

Vermon
 
Horvath stated: I got a pole for you, right here

I very highly doubt that.....

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katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Jonathan Ganz February 25th 04 05:15 PM

Vermon
 
It's the same size as the mouse's, according to his boyfriend...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Horvath stated: I got a pole for you, right here

I very highly doubt that.....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




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