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Damn it! A mouse has invaded my wheelhouse. Last night I found a
potato that a mouse had half eaten. I set the traps with chuncky peanut butter and the little sucker ate it without setting the traps off. I heard him scampering across the decks the other night but thought it was a bird. Tonight I will use sharp chedder cheese in the rat traps and hope I get em. Nothing worse than a rat jumping on-board. Ill take the trash to the dumpster, arm all traps,load the 22 rifle with a scope and rat shot, put out posion and listen for that pitter patter of little feet on the deck. What do you do to prevent rats from boarding? What do you do at anchor to prevent boarders from killing you and taking your boat? Joe MSV RedCloud |
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In article , Joe
wrote: Damn it! A mouse has invaded my wheelhouse. Last night I found a potato that a mouse had half eaten. I set the traps with chuncky peanut butter and the little sucker ate it without setting the traps off. I heard him scampering across the decks the other night but thought it was a bird. Tonight I will use sharp chedder cheese in the rat traps and hope I get em. Nothing worse than a rat jumping on-board. Ill take the trash to the dumpster, arm all traps,load the 22 rifle with a scope and rat shot, put out posion and listen for that pitter patter of little feet on the deck. What do you do to prevent rats from boarding? Live in Australia. What do you do at anchor to prevent boarders from killing you and taking your boat? See above. PDW |
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The key word is 'at anchor' when it pertains to critter like rats or
cockaroaches. The primary answer in the warmer climates is never tie up at a dock or pier, always stay at anchor. The secondary answer is never bring cardboard boxes on the boat. To be more defninitive I'll put it this way. Go shopping and buy fresh fruits and vegetables and food in cans. Put them in string type bags such as those onions come in. For larger items such as stalks of bananas tie a piece of line around them. Prior to bringing them aboard dunk the whole lot in the water and let them stay under for no less than 10 minutes. Then bring them up and take the out of the net bag one at a time and pass them on board. The banana stalk, should be green, leave under for no less than 20 minutes. This will take care of the vermin .uh erh uhh the vermon in fine style. The reason for no cardboard is most of the items are stored ship's holds and warehouses for quite a while. The little bugs, cockaroaches especially, lay their eggs in all the little corrugated folds. You find out about them too late. The reason for not tying up is . . . .rats climb mooring lines. Now as to the other sort of vermin that may come aboard? If at anchor a lot of them aren't tempted. No ready access or more importantly egress. For those that make it that far the answer is . .I'm not telling. NEVER advertise what you have until it's all over. Which reminds me . . .did I ever tell the Rottweiler story? M. "Peter Wiley" wrote in message . .. In article , Joe wrote: Damn it! A mouse has invaded my wheelhouse. Last night I found a potato that a mouse had half eaten. I set the traps with chuncky peanut butter and the little sucker ate it without setting the traps off. I heard him scampering across the decks the other night but thought it was a bird. Tonight I will use sharp chedder cheese in the rat traps and hope I get em. Nothing worse than a rat jumping on-board. Ill take the trash to the dumpster, arm all traps,load the 22 rifle with a scope and rat shot, put out posion and listen for that pitter patter of little feet on the deck. What do you do to prevent rats from boarding? Live in Australia. What do you do at anchor to prevent boarders from killing you and taking your boat? See above. PDW |
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What? Oh!
I have found that the ''Cheese Pedal'' model trap works best. Smoosh the PB down into the holes , so the mouse has to work some to get it . And set to a 'hair trigger'. http://www.victorpest.com/mouse_instructions.htm#Snap: Model M035 Mice made nests in, and chewed my folded sails, stored in the barn. My boat is always the poorest looking one on the dock, therefore the last target to thieves. Scotty "Joe" wrote in message om... Damn it! A mouse has invaded my wheelhouse. Last night I found a potato that a mouse had half eaten. I set the traps with chuncky peanut butter and the little sucker ate it without setting the traps off. I heard him scampering across the decks the other night but thought it was a bird. Tonight I will use sharp chedder cheese in the rat traps and hope I get em. Nothing worse than a rat jumping on-board. Ill take the trash to the dumpster, arm all traps,load the 22 rifle with a scope and rat shot, put out posion and listen for that pitter patter of little feet on the deck. What do you do to prevent rats from boarding? What do you do at anchor to prevent boarders from killing you and taking your boat? Joe MSV RedCloud |
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
What? Oh! I have found that the ''Cheese Pedal'' model trap works best. Smoosh the PB down into the holes , so the mouse has to work some to get it . And set to a 'hair trigger'. I have victor type traps, the only thing that looks different is the pedel has a v notch instead of a rolled up in like the one you showed. Not a problem anymore, Got him last night on the dock. Used left over Christmas peanut butter fudge and he got his head crushed in the trap. He was a big sucker about 11 inches long overall. I'm still going to keep setting the traps for a few more nights to make sure he had no friends around. http://www.victorpest.com/mouse_instructions.htm#Snap: Model M035 Mice made nests in, and chewed my folded sails, stored in the barn. Did ya get em? My boat is always the poorest looking one on the dock, therefore the last target to thieves. We have a system that is fool proof since we live aboard. You can buy wireless moation detectors at wally world. No one can walk on our pier without us knowing. No way to get at it a disarm it without setting it off. Joe MSV RedCloud Scotty "Joe" wrote in message om... Damn it! A mouse has invaded my wheelhouse. Last night I found a potato that a mouse had half eaten. I set the traps with chuncky peanut butter and the little sucker ate it without setting the traps off. I heard him scampering across the decks the other night but thought it was a bird. Tonight I will use sharp chedder cheese in the rat traps and hope I get em. Nothing worse than a rat jumping on-board. Ill take the trash to the dumpster, arm all traps,load the 22 rifle with a scope and rat shot, put out posion and listen for that pitter patter of little feet on the deck. What do you do to prevent rats from boarding? What do you do at anchor to prevent boarders from killing you and taking your boat? Joe MSV RedCloud |
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Peter Wiley wrote in message ...
In article , Joe wrote: Damn it! A mouse has invaded my wheelhouse. Last night I found a potato that a mouse had half eaten. I set the traps with chuncky peanut butter and the little sucker ate it without setting the traps off. I heard him scampering across the decks the other night but thought it was a bird. Tonight I will use sharp chedder cheese in the rat traps and hope I get em. Nothing worse than a rat jumping on-board. Ill take the trash to the dumpster, arm all traps,load the 22 rifle with a scope and rat shot, put out posion and listen for that pitter patter of little feet on the deck. What do you do to prevent rats from boarding? Live in Australia. Yeah right http://www.doaustralia.com/Readersto...an2001/WA2.jpg picture of a person feeding a huge rat at rotten nest island. Dutch sailor names the island it means rat nest. What do you do at anchor to prevent boarders from killing you and taking your boat? See above. Yall seem pretty safe in OZ land but you better not go to Indonesian waters. Joe PDW |
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"Michael" wrote in message ...
The key word is 'at anchor' when it pertains to critter like rats or cockaroaches. The primary answer in the warmer climates is never tie up at a dock or pier, always stay at anchor. The secondary answer is never bring cardboard boxes on the boat. To be more defninitive I'll put it this way. Go shopping and buy fresh fruits and vegetables and food in cans. Put them in string type bags such as those onions come in. For larger items such as stalks of bananas tie a piece of line around them. Prior to bringing them aboard dunk the whole lot in the water and let them stay under for no less than 10 minutes. Then bring them up and take the out of the net bag one at a time and pass them on board. The banana stalk, should be green, leave under for no less than 20 minutes. This will take care of the vermin .uh erh uhh the vermon in fine style. The reason for no cardboard is most of the items are stored ship's holds and warehouses for quite a while. The little bugs, cockaroaches especially, lay their eggs in all the little corrugated folds. You find out about them too late. The reason for not tying up is . . . .rats climb mooring lines. The ones here just jump on-board. And Ive heard you do not want to bring paper bags on board for the same reason as boxes. Now as to the other sort of vermin that may come aboard? If at anchor a lot of them aren't tempted. No ready access or more importantly egress. Tell that to Sir Robert Blake. For those that make it that far the answer is . .I'm not telling. NEVER advertise what you have until it's all over. A few tips, sprinkle thumbtacks on the deck. Put a wireless moation detector on your wheelhouse, keep a good watch, and be ready to blast anyone that open your door. I have moation detectors on the dock that prevent anyone getting on board that way and a couple hidden on board as second and third backups. Got them after at one marina I had 3 people board my boat around 2 am. I thought it was a cat and opened the door to run it off and there they were. I was naked and did not bring the gun. Slamed closed the door to get my pistol, and back to wheelhouse in time to see them running to a waiting car. Called the police but they had enough time to get away before they got to the marina Which reminds me . . .did I ever tell the Rottweiler story? M. "Peter Wiley" wrote in message . .. In article , Joe wrote: Damn it! A mouse has invaded my wheelhouse. Last night I found a potato that a mouse had half eaten. I set the traps with chuncky peanut butter and the little sucker ate it without setting the traps off. I heard him scampering across the decks the other night but thought it was a bird. Tonight I will use sharp chedder cheese in the rat traps and hope I get em. Nothing worse than a rat jumping on-board. Ill take the trash to the dumpster, arm all traps,load the 22 rifle with a scope and rat shot, put out posion and listen for that pitter patter of little feet on the deck. What do you do to prevent rats from boarding? Live in Australia. What do you do at anchor to prevent boarders from killing you and taking your boat? See above. PDW |
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A very good method of pest control on boats is to flood those difficult to reach
spaces with CO2. Chunks of dry ice or a fire extinguisher will do it. Kills everything.... so don't overdo it... DSK |
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"Michael"
Which reminds me . . .did I ever tell the Rottweiler story? Rottweilers are to big for most boats. About as crazy has having a great dane aboard. An oven sized small alarm dog is best, backed up by a Colt or a sawed off scatter gun. J. M. "Peter Wiley" wrote in message . .. In article , Joe wrote: Damn it! A mouse has invaded my wheelhouse. Last night I found a potato that a mouse had half eaten. I set the traps with chuncky peanut butter and the little sucker ate it without setting the traps off. I heard him scampering across the decks the other night but thought it was a bird. Tonight I will use sharp chedder cheese in the rat traps and hope I get em. Nothing worse than a rat jumping on-board. Ill take the trash to the dumpster, arm all traps,load the 22 rifle with a scope and rat shot, put out posion and listen for that pitter patter of little feet on the deck. What do you do to prevent rats from boarding? Live in Australia. What do you do at anchor to prevent boarders from killing you and taking your boat? See above. PDW |
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"Joe" wrote I have victor type traps, the only thing that looks different is the pedel has a v notch instead of a rolled up in like the one you showed. Yeah, that's what makes the difference, the yellow pedal has holes to smoosh the PB into. Makes the mouse work to get it out and SLAMMO!!!! Mice made nests in, and chewed my folded sails, stored in the barn. Did ya get em? Them. There is never ONE mouse. Funny part was when I raised the main out on the water and out flew the nest and 4~6 baby meece. It was funny till I saw the holes in the sail. |
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I prefer traps...that way I can find the body before it rots in some deep
dark inaccessable spot. Seahag "DSK" wrote in message ... A very good method of pest control on boats is to flood those difficult to reach spaces with CO2. Chunks of dry ice or a fire extinguisher will do it. Kills everything.... so don't overdo it... DSK |
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Haggie admitted;=20
I prefer traps...that way I can find the body before it rots in some = deep dark inaccessible spot. That's the problem with warferin....they go looking for water and then = end up in the drain pan of the fridge or in the kitchen sink...since the = ferrets have been living in the garage this winter, we haven't had too = many this winter, thank goodness... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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A bucket with 3'' of water works good. They fall in trying to get a drink,
then drown. Scotty "Seahag" wrote in message ... I prefer traps...that way I can find the body before it rots in some deep dark inaccessable spot. Seahag "DSK" wrote in message ... A very good method of pest control on boats is to flood those difficult to reach spaces with CO2. Chunks of dry ice or a fire extinguisher will do it. Kills everything.... so don't overdo it... DSK |
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On Sat, 21 Feb 2004 14:35:16 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap: A bucket with 3'' of water works good. They fall in trying to get a drink, then drown. Tell us how they drown in three inches of water. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Sort of like you when you were a child, thus the brain damage.
"Horvath" wrote in message ... On Sat, 21 Feb 2004 14:35:16 -0500, "Scott Vernon" wrote this crap: A bucket with 3'' of water works good. They fall in trying to get a drink, then drown. Tell us how they drown in three inches of water. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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You think mice can't swim? OK, make it 6'' if you like. I believe they
get tired eventually and drown. SV "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Sat, 21 Feb 2004 14:35:16 -0500, "Scott Vernon" wrote this crap: A bucket with 3'' of water works good. They fall in trying to get a drink, then drown. Tell us how they drown in three inches of water. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Yeah, one fell in the toilet at some point during the 15 years the boat was
stored, all that was left was a limp bit o' fur. Seahag "Scott Vernon" wrote: A bucket with 3'' of water works good. They fall in trying to get a drink, then drown. Scotty "Seahag" wrote: I prefer traps...that way I can find the body before it rots in some deep dark inaccessable spot. Seahag "DSK" wrote: A very good method of pest control on boats is to flood those difficult to reach spaces with CO2. Chunks of dry ice or a fire extinguisher will do it. Kills everything.... so don't overdo it... DSK |
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I find the ones in the bucket better preserved than those in the traps,
where they decay, other mice start to feed on them, and then there's the maggots. SV "Seahag" wrote in message ... Yeah, one fell in the toilet at some point during the 15 years the boat was stored, all that was left was a limp bit o' fur. Seahag "Scott Vernon" wrote: A bucket with 3'' of water works good. They fall in trying to get a drink, then drown. Scotty "Seahag" wrote: I prefer traps...that way I can find the body before it rots in some deep dark inaccessable spot. Seahag "DSK" wrote: A very good method of pest control on boats is to flood those difficult to reach spaces with CO2. Chunks of dry ice or a fire extinguisher will do it. Kills everything.... so don't overdo it... DSK |
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Did you mean verm--i--n ??
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He meant Bob.
"Dufus" wrote in message . .. Did you mean verm--i--n ?? |
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Cornered rats start running furiously. They exhaust themselves and will
quickly drown in an inch of water or less. Three allows for evaporation. Scott Vernon wrote: You think mice can't swim? OK, make it 6'' if you like. I believe they get tired eventually and drown. SV "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Sat, 21 Feb 2004 14:35:16 -0500, "Scott Vernon" wrote this crap: A bucket with 3'' of water works good. They fall in trying to get a drink, then drown. Tell us how they drown in three inches of water. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Haven't you watched bob and JAX when they get cornered?
DD730 wrote: Cornered rats start running furiously. They exhaust themselves and will quickly drown in an inch of water or less. Three allows for evaporation. Scott Vernon wrote: You think mice can't swim? OK, make it 6'' if you like. I believe they get tired eventually and drown. SV "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Sat, 21 Feb 2004 14:35:16 -0500, "Scott Vernon" wrote this crap: A bucket with 3'' of water works good. They fall in trying to get a drink, then drown. Tell us how they drown in three inches of water. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Horvath thinks mice are 6' tall because he saw one at Disneyworld.
SV "DD730" wrote in message y.com... Cornered rats start running furiously. They exhaust themselves and will quickly drown in an inch of water or less. Three allows for evaporation. Scott Vernon wrote: You think mice can't swim? OK, make it 6'' if you like. I believe they get tired eventually and drown. SV "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Sat, 21 Feb 2004 14:35:16 -0500, "Scott Vernon" wrote this crap: A bucket with 3'' of water works good. They fall in trying to get a drink, then drown. Tell us how they drown in three inches of water. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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On Sun, 22 Feb 2004 23:53:29 GMT, "DD730" wrote this
crap: Cornered rats start running furiously. They exhaust themselves and will quickly drown in an inch of water or less. Three allows for evaporation. Hard to believe. I've SEEN mice jump out of a wastebasket. Scott Vernon wrote: You think mice can't swim? OK, make it 6'' if you like. I believe they get tired eventually and drown. SV "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Sat, 21 Feb 2004 14:35:16 -0500, "Scott Vernon" wrote this crap: A bucket with 3'' of water works good. They fall in trying to get a drink, then drown. Tell us how they drown in three inches of water. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Kangaroo mouse.
"Horvath" wrote Hard to believe. I've SEEN mice jump out of a wastebasket. |
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Horvath stated:=20
I've SEEN mice jump out of a wastebasket. They had purchase from the garbage. Water has no purchase. --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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My cats have learned to put their catch into the bathtub. There they can
play with them cause most can't jump out of the tub. Takes a big rat to jump out of the tub. Horvath wrote: On Sun, 22 Feb 2004 23:53:29 GMT, "DD730" wrote this crap: Cornered rats start running furiously. They exhaust themselves and will quickly drown in an inch of water or less. Three allows for evaporation. Hard to believe. I've SEEN mice jump out of a wastebasket. Scott Vernon wrote: You think mice can't swim? OK, make it 6'' if you like. I believe they get tired eventually and drown. SV "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Sat, 21 Feb 2004 14:35:16 -0500, "Scott Vernon" wrote this crap: A bucket with 3'' of water works good. They fall in trying to get a drink, then drown. Tell us how they drown in three inches of water. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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On Mon, 23 Feb 2004 07:11:36 -0500, "katysails"
wrote this crap: Horvath stated: I've SEEN mice jump out of a wastebasket. They had purchase from the garbage. Water has no purchase. Nope. Wrong answer. A friend had some mice trapped in a standard office metal wastebasket. The mice were able to jump high enough to grab the top lip with their forepaws. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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In article , Joe
wrote: Peter Wiley wrote in message ... In article , Joe wrote: Damn it! A mouse has invaded my wheelhouse. Last night I found a potato that a mouse had half eaten. I set the traps with chuncky peanut butter and the little sucker ate it without setting the traps off. I heard him scampering across the decks the other night but thought it was a bird. Tonight I will use sharp chedder cheese in the rat traps and hope I get em. Nothing worse than a rat jumping on-board. Ill take the trash to the dumpster, arm all traps,load the 22 rifle with a scope and rat shot, put out posion and listen for that pitter patter of little feet on the deck. What do you do to prevent rats from boarding? Live in Australia. Yeah right http://www.doaustralia.com/Readersto...an2001/WA2.jpg picture of a person feeding a huge rat at rotten nest island. Dutch sailor names the island it means rat nest. ROFLMAO. Hey, Joe, did you *really* think those Disney cartoons were about real animals? You remind me of the story about the Texan in Queensland who was boasting that his property was so big, he had to feed an entire steer to his hands each dinner time. He shut up real fast when an Aussie walked into the pub and said he'd just put a thousand head into the curry. IOW, he was pig-ignorant about Australia, too. BTW, Joe, I've got bigger 'rats' than those on Rottnest Island living on my front lawn here in Tasmania and on my NSW property, they grow 6' tall, travel in packs and have been known to wreck cars & kill drivers. That's why we still carry guns in the country. PDW |
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In article , OzOne wrote:
On 18 Feb 2004 18:28:42 -0800, (Joe) scribbled thusly: What do you do to prevent rats from boarding? Live in Australia What do you do at anchor to prevent boarders from killing you and taking your boat? Hmmm, Live in Australia. ROFLMAO. Joe's pretty funny. BTW, big wind storm recently. Neighbour got a Farr 40, found his mooring was a bit shallow, so put it on another neighbour's mooring. Unfortunately it wasn't heavy enough and the whole lot ended up heading for Bruny Island. No damage done tho. However, I think I'll put 3 railway wheels into the mud for my next mooring. Already got some 1" dia chain for the bottom, ex anchor chain for a big ship. I like to sleep nights knowing that what I put somewhere, stays there. Peter Wiley |
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Friends of yours?
"Horvath" wrote in message ... On Mon, 23 Feb 2004 07:11:36 -0500, "katysails" wrote this crap: Horvath stated: I've SEEN mice jump out of a wastebasket. They had purchase from the garbage. Water has no purchase. Nope. Wrong answer. A friend had some mice trapped in a standard office metal wastebasket. The mice were able to jump high enough to grab the top lip with their forepaws. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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DUMBUTT wrote:=20
Nope. Wrong answer. A friend had some mice trapped in a standard office metal wastebasket. The mice were able to jump high enough to grab the top lip with their forepaws. And the were jumping off a hard surface....go stand on a pool deck and = jump up...you can jump maybe a couple of feet...get in the pool and jump = out of the water....different story...you don't get very far....You = really do need to take a basic physics class. --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Peter Wiley wrote:
BTW, Joe, I've got bigger 'rats' than those on Rottnest Island living on my front lawn here in Tasmania and on my NSW property, they grow 6' tall, travel in packs and have been known to wreck cars & kill drivers. That's why we still carry guns in the country. Over here, too... although they're usually not on my front lawn. Actually a lot of time you see them riding around in SUVs. DSK |
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Actually, he needs to take an excercise class.... he's too fat.
"katysails" wrote in message ... DUMBUTT wrote: Nope. Wrong answer. A friend had some mice trapped in a standard office metal wastebasket. The mice were able to jump high enough to grab the top lip with their forepaws. And the were jumping off a hard surface....go stand on a pool deck and jump up...you can jump maybe a couple of feet...get in the pool and jump out of the water....different story...you don't get very far....You really do need to take a basic physics class. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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On Tue, 24 Feb 2004 06:58:48 -0500, "katysails"
wrote this crap: DUMBUTT wrote: Nope. Wrong answer. A friend had some mice trapped in a standard office metal wastebasket. The mice were able to jump high enough to grab the top lip with their forepaws. And the were jumping off a hard surface....go stand on a pool deck and jump up...you can jump maybe a couple of feet...get in the pool and jump out of the water....different story...you don't get very far....You really do need to take a basic physics class. You'll jump far enough to get out of a bucket, or far enough to fix your word wrap, dimbass. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Time to go back on your meds. You're starting to rant.
"Horvath" wrote in message ... On Tue, 24 Feb 2004 06:58:48 -0500, "katysails" wrote this crap: DUMBUTT wrote: Nope. Wrong answer. A friend had some mice trapped in a standard office metal wastebasket. The mice were able to jump high enough to grab the top lip with their forepaws. And the were jumping off a hard surface....go stand on a pool deck and jump up...you can jump maybe a couple of feet...get in the pool and jump out of the water....different story...you don't get very far....You really do need to take a basic physics class. You'll jump far enough to get out of a bucket, or far enough to fix your word wrap, dimbass. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Dumbass wrote:=20
You'll jump far enough to get out of a bucket Let's see...someone do the math...what size would that bucket have to be = to be to contain a human proportional to a standard 5 gallon containing = a mouse? You'd have to be an Olympic pole vaulter to get out...and you'd = have to have a pole.... =20 --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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On Tue, 24 Feb 2004 18:45:58 -0500, "katysails"
wrote this crap: Dumbass wrote: You'll jump far enough to get out of a bucket Let's see...someone do the math...what size would that bucket have to be to be to contain a human proportional to a standard 5 gallon containing a mouse? You'd have to be an Olympic pole vaulter to get out...and you'd have to have a pole.... I got a pole for you, right here. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Horvath stated: I got a pole for you, right here
I very highly doubt that..... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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It's the same size as the mouse's, according to his boyfriend...
"katysails" wrote in message ... Horvath stated: I got a pole for you, right here I very highly doubt that..... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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