Barnacle Bait
by Jon Deviant

A science lesson for you all,
barnacles have large penises,
but very small balls,
they also have vaginas,
and ovaries too,
he is a she,
unlike me and you,
as for bait,
they may very well work,
to remove them from their shells,
grab the penis,
and give a jerk,
thread it on a hook,
and cast it out to sea,
instead of gagging on balls,
we may have fish for tea.
To learn of fishing,
go to the pub and not the library,
local knowledge is the thing,
but forever be you wary,
fishermen, and smarter men,
than the likes of you and I,
have left the pub feeling
proud, but filled with lavish lies.
No need to complain, or sculk about and sook,
just another victim of the fishermens hook!
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



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oh my!

BC

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Barnacle Bait
by Jon Deviant

A science lesson for you all,
barnacles have large penises,
but very small balls,
they also have vaginas,
and ovaries too,
he is a she,
unlike me and you,
as for bait,
they may very well work,
to remove them from their shells,
grab the penis,
and give a jerk,
thread it on a hook,
and cast it out to sea,
instead of gagging on balls,
we may have fish for tea.
To learn of fishing,
go to the pub and not the library,
local knowledge is the thing,
but forever be you wary,
fishermen, and smarter men,
than the likes of you and I,
have left the pub feeling
proud, but filled with lavish lies.
No need to complain, or sculk about and sook,
just another victim of the fishermens hook!
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



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katysails wrote:

G&S are rolling over in their graves....

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....with laughter. Totally appropriate, Katy dear; WSG updated
the patter songs himself, depending on tour/location.

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Flying Tadpole

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