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katysails
 
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Maybe he gets royalties from reruns....
"DSK" wrote in message
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Thom Stewart wrote:
Nutsy,

You've used that "Diamond Ring Story" before. Please don't talk about
Honest Sailor with LIES!!


Yep. It's all a big re-run for Bubbles.

DSK



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When monkeys fly out their butts.

Gilligan

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Bobsprit wrote:

About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a

really good
deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they

found a
diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but

they
still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original

owner if
he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had

lost
her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago!

Well, they
hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger.
Very nice and very honest sailors!

RB


Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the
insurance company?
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In article et,
Gilligan wrote:
When monkeys fly out their butts.

Gilligan


Horass was in the neighborhood??


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WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must
have grown by leaps and bounds...
"Gilligan" wrote in message
nk.net...
When monkeys fly out their butts.

Gilligan

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Bobsprit wrote:

About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a

really good
deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they

found a
diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but

they
still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original

owner if
he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter

had
lost
her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago!

Well, they
hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger.
Very nice and very honest sailors!

RB


Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the
insurance company?
--
Flying Tadpole

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They do that and more. I'll be sending a squadron up to Michigan to do
havoc. I've bred the fear of beehive hairdos out of them.

Gilligan




"katysails" wrote in message
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WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program

must
have grown by leaps and bounds...
"Gilligan" wrote in message
nk.net...
When monkeys fly out their butts.

Gilligan

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Bobsprit wrote:

About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a

really good
deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup,

they
found a
diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K,

but
they
still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the

original
owner if
he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter

had
lost
her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago!

Well, they
hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger.
Very nice and very honest sailors!

RB

Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the
insurance company?
--
Flying Tadpole

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http://music.download.com/internetopera
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Do you think he's really the trainer? He claims to be able to walk...

katysails wrote:

WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must
have grown by leaps and bounds...
"Gilligan" wrote in message
nk.net...

When monkeys fly out their butts.

Gilligan

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Bobsprit wrote:

About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a


really good

deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they


found a

diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but


they

still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original


owner if

he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter


had

lost

her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago!


Well, they

hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger.
Very nice and very honest sailors!

RB

Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the
insurance company?
--
Flying Tadpole

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Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
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And have prehensile hands!



"Nav" wrote in message
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Do you think he's really the trainer? He claims to be able to walk...

katysails wrote:

WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program

must
have grown by leaps and bounds...
"Gilligan" wrote in message
nk.net...

When monkeys fly out their butts.

Gilligan

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Bobsprit wrote:

About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a

really good

deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they

found a

diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but

they

still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original

owner if

he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter


had

lost

her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago!

Well, they

hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger.
Very nice and very honest sailors!

RB

Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the
insurance company?
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole







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Must be useful for closing the crack afterwards.



Gilligan wrote:

And have prehensile hands!



"Nav" wrote in message
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Do you think he's really the trainer? He claims to be able to walk...

katysails wrote:


WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program


must

have grown by leaps and bounds...
"Gilligan" wrote in message
hlink.net...


When monkeys fly out their butts.

Gilligan

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Bobsprit wrote:


About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a

really good


deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they

found a


diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but

they


still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original

owner if


he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter

had


lost


her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago!

Well, they


hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger.
Very nice and very honest sailors!

RB

Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the
insurance company?
--
Flying Tadpole

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Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole






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Yeah Katy,

That's why they are so rare. They do that once, make a sound like
(pitop) and disappear out the back hole of their ass like a fart. Never
to be seen again.

Ole Thom

 
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