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Damn...
In article , katysails wrote: I can blame Jon for almost anything if I try hard enough....but I won't... "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... You can't blame Jon for being confused then. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
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Ew...I dread to think of what's seeping into what...
Seahag "katysails" wrote: Gilly has assured me that it is limitless....he's gone into the test tube mode of breeding program...I'm beginning to think that maybe he secretly joined up with MC and they're making them by osmosis.... "Seahag" wrote in message ... What's the bag limit on Flying Monkeys this year? You fried them to the brink of extinction last time! Seahag "katysails" wrote: Oh goody! Target practice! And just in time for deer season, too! Get ready folks, we haven't had a good monkey stew in here for quite a while..... "Gilligan" wrote: They do that and more. I'll be sending a squadron up to Michigan to do havoc. I've bred the fear of beehive hairdos out of them. Gilligan "katysails" wrote: WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote: When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote: Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- |
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Pure diabolism....
"Seahag" wrote in message ... Ew...I dread to think of what's seeping into what... Seahag "katysails" wrote: Gilly has assured me that it is limitless....he's gone into the test tube mode of breeding program...I'm beginning to think that maybe he secretly joined up with MC and they're making them by osmosis.... "Seahag" wrote in message ... What's the bag limit on Flying Monkeys this year? You fried them to the brink of extinction last time! Seahag "katysails" wrote: Oh goody! Target practice! And just in time for deer season, too! Get ready folks, we haven't had a good monkey stew in here for quite a while..... "Gilligan" wrote: They do that and more. I'll be sending a squadron up to Michigan to do havoc. I've bred the fear of beehive hairdos out of them. Gilligan "katysails" wrote: WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote: When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote: Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- |
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Impure dialysis, more like it...
katysails wrote: Pure diabolism.... "Seahag" wrote in message ... Ew...I dread to think of what's seeping into what... Seahag "katysails" wrote: Gilly has assured me that it is limitless....he's gone into the test tube mode of breeding program...I'm beginning to think that maybe he secretly joined up with MC and they're making them by osmosis.... "Seahag" wrote in message ... What's the bag limit on Flying Monkeys this year? You fried them to the brink of extinction last time! Seahag "katysails" wrote: Oh goody! Target practice! And just in time for deer season, too! Get ready folks, we haven't had a good monkey stew in here for quite a while..... "Gilligan" wrote: They do that and more. I'll be sending a squadron up to Michigan to do havoc. I've bred the fear of beehive hairdos out of them. Gilligan "katysails" wrote: WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program must have grown by leaps and bounds... "Gilligan" wrote: When monkeys fly out their butts. Gilligan "Flying Tadpole" wrote: Bobsprit wrote: About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really good deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they found a diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original owner if he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had lost her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well, they hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger. Very nice and very honest sailors! RB Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the insurance company? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole |
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