Should Unsaved People Be Allowed To Celebrate Christmas?
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I'm sure all you Godly folks sitting in this church today know how I feel
about unsaved people celebrating Christmas. But do you know how God feels
about it? Well, I'm just about to tell you. It drives Him into a blood
vessel popping, demon stomping rage. Ever wonder why so many folks die
horrible, painful deaths in November and December each year? Well, now you
know. The Lord kills them. You see, when an unsaved child sits around the
tree on Christmas morning - the same tree the baby Jesus played in front of
when Mary and Joseph celebrated Christmas -- opening gifts - with each peel
of the wrapper that little child is taking a whip to the Lord's back. And it
pains Him so! And the Lord doesn't just get angry, my friends! - He gets
even!

Because unsaved children don't deserve any gifts, much less gifts that
celebrate a Savior their parents have denounced! It's like the little tykes
are going to a birthday party they weren't invited to and stealing all of
the birthday boy's presents! Now, some of you yellow-bellied New Age
Christians who don't go to Landover and are listening to me on your fancy
satellite might be thinking, "Oh, but Jesus loves the little children."
Well, I have news for you: just because a silly little song says something,
don't make it so! Jesus hates children who don't flatter Him and give Him
His due. In fact, the Lord gets so jealous when people don't pay enough
attention to Him that He even punishes little children for things their
daddies might have done! (Exodus 20:5)

So my friends, if a 4-year-old's parents are unsaved, it is just like that
little child himself spit in Jesus' eye. It don't make a lick of difference
to the Lord. You doubt me? Did the Lord go around asking little babies if
they wanted to "opt out" of the Great Flood? No sir! He just went right
ahead and drown them little kids! God knows that sin is in the blood, and
the only way to get rid of it, it to snuff out entire bloodlines. He taught
us that with the Great Flood, and people still snub their noses and refuse
to learn that lesson!

As True Christians, we know from the Holy Bible that unsaved folks who
celebrate Christmas are committing an unforgivable sin. That's the sin of
Blasphemy of the Holy Ghost (Matthew 12:31). Jesus teaches us that people
who celebrate His birthday without getting His permission, are doomed to
spend eternity in Hell. Even if someone who is rude enough crash Jesus'
birthday party chooses to accept Him as their personal Savior later in life,
they still don't get to go to Heaven. They are condemned to Hell and Jesus
tells us that there is nothing He, nor His Daddy, nor anyone else can ever
do about it. That's a whole lot of folks on fire, ain't it? You'd better
believe that Hell is gonna be 1,000 times the size of Heaven. Friends, God
is still working on Hell. He's got lots of people to roast, and they are
waiting in line! Jesus promises us that He is going to pitch unsaved people
into a "furnace of fire." (Matthew 13:41-42). You think the Nazis were the
first ones to think of burning folks with furnaces? No, my friend - the
Lord is always one step ahead of the feeble efforts of mankind.

It might not make sense when we hear that God is going to interrupt little
unsaved children from unwrapping gifts under the Christmas tree and hurl
them into a pit of fire, but it's not for us to question how the Lord gets
his kicks.

Since we know what God has in store for strangers who go around celebrating
His birthday, it might be a good idea to show some Christian charity and do
something to help them out before their fate is sealed. We already have True
Christians who are lobbying Congress to put laws into effect that will
prevent non-Christians from destroying their lives by celebrating Christmas.
With new computer-credit-card domestic activity surveillance techniques put
in place by our Bush administration, it has become a whole lot easier to
track the purchase of gifts by nonbelievers. They should put these sorts of
people in Jail, or fine them. Anything to deter them from making a mockery
of God. It's for their own good!

I'd like to end here, by calling on our Christian children in this
congregation, who hold this holiday so dear, to stand up and do something
wonderful for Jesus! I will offer as a Christmas reward present, this brand
new 12-guage Remington Shotgun, to the Junior High youth who reports to the
Landover Baptist Police Department, the names and addresses of the most
unsaved school chums they hear talking about getting Christmas presents, but
have not accepted Jesus Christ as their personal playmate. I'm going to
keep this shotgun right here, on the edge of the baptismal pool until next
week, when we get the final tally from Deacon Chief O'Neil. The gun will
then be given to the mother of the child who will wrap it, and place it with
other gifts around the tree on Sunday Morning with a little note that says,
"Merry Christmas, And Fine Shooting, From Your Best Friend, Jesus Christ."

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...

Glory Hole!

BC,
You have the most warped sense of Christianity imaginable. Why not look at
it this way? Hopefully the real message of Christmas will penetrate
sometime in their young lives and they will seek the answers and thus seek
God later on. God does not have human health problems, BTW, and He does not
vent His wrath at children...The God most Christians worship os a kind and
loving God and the the Old Testament figment you keep dredging up. God does
not punish. He just sets the rules. When we break the rules we are
choosing punishment that is attached to their breaking. Thus, we punish
ourselves.
Now, if you had ranted about Barbara Streisnad singing religious Christmas
carols for fun and profit, I would have been right with you.

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...
Should Unsaved People Be Allowed To Celebrate Christmas?
Click Here For Real Audio Version


I'm sure all you Godly folks sitting in this church today know how I feel
about unsaved people celebrating Christmas. But do you know how God feels
about it? Well, I'm just about to tell you. It drives Him into a blood
vessel popping, demon stomping rage. Ever wonder why so many folks die
horrible, painful deaths in November and December each year? Well, now
you
know. The Lord kills them. You see, when an unsaved child sits around
the
tree on Christmas morning - the same tree the baby Jesus played in front
of
when Mary and Joseph celebrated Christmas -- opening gifts - with each
peel
of the wrapper that little child is taking a whip to the Lord's back. And
it
pains Him so! And the Lord doesn't just get angry, my friends! - He gets
even!

Because unsaved children don't deserve any gifts, much less gifts that
celebrate a Savior their parents have denounced! It's like the little
tykes
are going to a birthday party they weren't invited to and stealing all of
the birthday boy's presents! Now, some of you yellow-bellied New Age
Christians who don't go to Landover and are listening to me on your fancy
satellite might be thinking, "Oh, but Jesus loves the little children."
Well, I have news for you: just because a silly little song says
something,
don't make it so! Jesus hates children who don't flatter Him and give Him
His due. In fact, the Lord gets so jealous when people don't pay enough
attention to Him that He even punishes little children for things their
daddies might have done! (Exodus 20:5)

So my friends, if a 4-year-old's parents are unsaved, it is just like that
little child himself spit in Jesus' eye. It don't make a lick of
difference
to the Lord. You doubt me? Did the Lord go around asking little babies
if
they wanted to "opt out" of the Great Flood? No sir! He just went right
ahead and drown them little kids! God knows that sin is in the blood, and
the only way to get rid of it, it to snuff out entire bloodlines. He
taught
us that with the Great Flood, and people still snub their noses and refuse
to learn that lesson!

As True Christians, we know from the Holy Bible that unsaved folks who
celebrate Christmas are committing an unforgivable sin. That's the sin of
Blasphemy of the Holy Ghost (Matthew 12:31). Jesus teaches us that people
who celebrate His birthday without getting His permission, are doomed to
spend eternity in Hell. Even if someone who is rude enough crash Jesus'
birthday party chooses to accept Him as their personal Savior later in
life,
they still don't get to go to Heaven. They are condemned to Hell and Jesus
tells us that there is nothing He, nor His Daddy, nor anyone else can ever
do about it. That's a whole lot of folks on fire, ain't it? You'd better
believe that Hell is gonna be 1,000 times the size of Heaven. Friends,
God
is still working on Hell. He's got lots of people to roast, and they are
waiting in line! Jesus promises us that He is going to pitch unsaved
people
into a "furnace of fire." (Matthew 13:41-42). You think the Nazis were
the
first ones to think of burning folks with furnaces? No, my friend - the
Lord is always one step ahead of the feeble efforts of mankind.

It might not make sense when we hear that God is going to interrupt little
unsaved children from unwrapping gifts under the Christmas tree and hurl
them into a pit of fire, but it's not for us to question how the Lord gets
his kicks.

Since we know what God has in store for strangers who go around
celebrating
His birthday, it might be a good idea to show some Christian charity and
do
something to help them out before their fate is sealed. We already have
True
Christians who are lobbying Congress to put laws into effect that will
prevent non-Christians from destroying their lives by celebrating
Christmas.
With new computer-credit-card domestic activity surveillance techniques
put
in place by our Bush administration, it has become a whole lot easier to
track the purchase of gifts by nonbelievers. They should put these sorts
of
people in Jail, or fine them. Anything to deter them from making a mockery
of God. It's for their own good!

I'd like to end here, by calling on our Christian children in this
congregation, who hold this holiday so dear, to stand up and do something
wonderful for Jesus! I will offer as a Christmas reward present, this
brand
new 12-guage Remington Shotgun, to the Junior High youth who reports to
the
Landover Baptist Police Department, the names and addresses of the most
unsaved school chums they hear talking about getting Christmas presents,
but
have not accepted Jesus Christ as their personal playmate. I'm going to
keep this shotgun right here, on the edge of the baptismal pool until next
week, when we get the final tally from Deacon Chief O'Neil. The gun will
then be given to the mother of the child who will wrap it, and place it
with
other gifts around the tree on Sunday Morning with a little note that
says,
"Merry Christmas, And Fine Shooting, From Your Best Friend, Jesus Christ."

I wish she's keep got out of my thread.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

wrote in message
...
On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 13:34:45 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

BC,
You have the most warped sense of Christianity imaginable. Why not look
at
it this way? Hopefully the real message of Christmas will penetrate
sometime in their young lives and they will seek the answers and thus seek
God later on. God does not have human health problems, BTW, and He does
not
vent His wrath at children...The God most Christians worship os a kind and
loving God and the the Old Testament figment you keep dredging up. God
does
not punish. He just sets the rules. When we break the rules we are
choosing punishment that is attached to their breaking. Thus, we punish
ourselves.
Now, if you had ranted about Barbara Streisnad singing religious Christmas
carols for fun and profit, I would have been right with you.


What an ignorant dope! God thing your "voodoo king" takes pity on dopes.

BB



"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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Should Unsaved People Be Allowed To Celebrate Christmas?
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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...
Should Unsaved People Be Allowed To Celebrate Christmas?
Click Here For Real Audio Version


I'm sure all you Godly folks sitting in this church today know how I feel
about unsaved people celebrating Christmas. But do you know how God feels
about it? Well, I'm just about to tell you. It drives Him into a blood
vessel popping, demon stomping rage. Ever wonder why so many folks die
horrible, painful deaths in November and December each year? Well, now you
know. The Lord kills them. You see, when an unsaved child sits around the
tree on Christmas morning - the same tree the baby Jesus played in front of
when Mary and Joseph celebrated Christmas -- opening gifts - with each peel
of the wrapper that little child is taking a whip to the Lord's back. And it
pains Him so! And the Lord doesn't just get angry, my friends! - He gets
even!

Because unsaved children don't deserve any gifts, much less gifts that
celebrate a Savior their parents have denounced! It's like the little tykes
are going to a birthday party they weren't invited to and stealing all of
the birthday boy's presents! Now, some of you yellow-bellied New Age
Christians who don't go to Landover and are listening to me on your fancy
satellite might be thinking, "Oh, but Jesus loves the little children."
Well, I have news for you: just because a silly little song says something,
don't make it so! Jesus hates children who don't flatter Him and give Him
His due. In fact, the Lord gets so jealous when people don't pay enough
attention to Him that He even punishes little children for things their
daddies might have done! (Exodus 20:5)

So my friends, if a 4-year-old's parents are unsaved, it is just like that
little child himself spit in Jesus' eye. It don't make a lick of difference
to the Lord. You doubt me? Did the Lord go around asking little babies if
they wanted to "opt out" of the Great Flood? No sir! He just went right
ahead and drown them little kids! God knows that sin is in the blood, and
the only way to get rid of it, it to snuff out entire bloodlines. He taught
us that with the Great Flood, and people still snub their noses and refuse
to learn that lesson!

As True Christians, we know from the Holy Bible that unsaved folks who
celebrate Christmas are committing an unforgivable sin. That's the sin of
Blasphemy of the Holy Ghost (Matthew 12:31). Jesus teaches us that people
who celebrate His birthday without getting His permission, are doomed to
spend eternity in Hell. Even if someone who is rude enough crash Jesus'
birthday party chooses to accept Him as their personal Savior later in life,
they still don't get to go to Heaven. They are condemned to Hell and Jesus
tells us that there is nothing He, nor His Daddy, nor anyone else can ever
do about it. That's a whole lot of folks on fire, ain't it? You'd better
believe that Hell is gonna be 1,000 times the size of Heaven. Friends, God
is still working on Hell. He's got lots of people to roast, and they are
waiting in line! Jesus promises us that He is going to pitch unsaved people
into a "furnace of fire." (Matthew 13:41-42). You think the Nazis were the
first ones to think of burning folks with furnaces? No, my friend - the
Lord is always one step ahead of the feeble efforts of mankind.

It might not make sense when we hear that God is going to interrupt little
unsaved children from unwrapping gifts under the Christmas tree and hurl
them into a pit of fire, but it's not for us to question how the Lord gets
his kicks.

Since we know what God has in store for strangers who go around celebrating
His birthday, it might be a good idea to show some Christian charity and do
something to help them out before their fate is sealed. We already have True
Christians who are lobbying Congress to put laws into effect that will
prevent non-Christians from destroying their lives by celebrating Christmas.
With new computer-credit-card domestic activity surveillance techniques put
in place by our Bush administration, it has become a whole lot easier to
track the purchase of gifts by nonbelievers. They should put these sorts of
people in Jail, or fine them. Anything to deter them from making a mockery
of God. It's for their own good!

I'd like to end here, by calling on our Christian children in this
congregation, who hold this holiday so dear, to stand up and do something
wonderful for Jesus! I will offer as a Christmas reward present, this brand
new 12-guage Remington Shotgun, to the Junior High youth who reports to the
Landover Baptist Police Department, the names and addresses of the most
unsaved school chums they hear talking about getting Christmas presents, but
have not accepted Jesus Christ as their personal playmate. I'm going to
keep this shotgun right here, on the edge of the baptismal pool until next
week, when we get the final tally from Deacon Chief O'Neil. The gun will
then be given to the mother of the child who will wrap it, and place it with
other gifts around the tree on Sunday Morning with a little note that says,
"Merry Christmas, And Fine Shooting, From Your Best Friend, Jesus Christ."