I listened to a woman that told me to light my fireplace that I needed to
use fingernail polish remover. After trying many times with newspaper, I
took her advice.

Sadly to say, the flame blew out over 6 feet and part of my hair got burned
and my eyebrows!

When is the good Lord going to bring me an itelligent man that can save me
from my woes? ;-)

LP

I dunno about the man part, but maybe you should read up some on combustible
liquids????

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:Fi8td.84782$EZ.55931@okepread07...
I listened to a woman that told me to light my fireplace that I needed to
use fingernail polish remover. After trying many times with newspaper, I
took her advice.

Sadly to say, the flame blew out over 6 feet and part of my hair got
burned and my eyebrows!

When is the good Lord going to bring me an itelligent man that can save me
from my woes? ;-)

LP

PS The only women you should listen to are me and Haggie....Babs will lead
you astray every time...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:Fi8td.84782$EZ.55931@okepread07...
I listened to a woman that told me to light my fireplace that I needed to
use fingernail polish remover. After trying many times with newspaper, I
took her advice.

Sadly to say, the flame blew out over 6 feet and part of my hair got
burned and my eyebrows!

When is the good Lord going to bring me an itelligent man that can save me
from my woes? ;-)

LP

Bwahahahaaaaa

You need more than a man. You need a brain.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:Fi8td.84782$EZ.55931@okepread07...
I listened to a woman that told me to light my fireplace that I needed to
use fingernail polish remover. After trying many times with newspaper, I
took her advice.

Sadly to say, the flame blew out over 6 feet and part of my hair got
burned and my eyebrows!

When is the good Lord going to bring me an itelligent man that can save me
from my woes? ;-)

LP

I actually thought I knew better...but I've had an extremely hard couple of
weeks and got impatient. I was raised in a very large nice home with 2
fireplaces. I actually know better, but in my frustration, I did it anyway.
I held the lighter 4 feet away (long lighter) but never thought I would get
the reaction that I did...

I will listen to you and Haggie next time, I promise! :-)

LP (strike 1 & 2)

P.S. Come on guys, I've set the lure and I need to feed my children!
heheee ;-)


"katysails" wrote:
PS The only women you should listen to are me and Haggie....Babs will
lead you astray every time...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:Fi8td.84782$EZ.55931@okepread07...
I listened to a woman that told me to light my fireplace that I needed to
use fingernail polish remover. After trying many times with newspaper, I
took her advice.

Sadly to say, the flame blew out over 6 feet and part of my hair got
burned and my eyebrows!

When is the good Lord going to bring me an itelligent man that can save
me from my woes? ;-)

LP

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
Bwahahahaaaaa

You need more than a man. You need a brain.

Too bad you don't have one to share!

LP (plonk, again and again and again and again)

Not bad... good response, but you should forget about the plonk crap.

You're right of course. I don't share my brain with anyone Nurse Rachet.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:4D9td.84798$EZ.40601@okepread07...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
Bwahahahaaaaa

You need more than a man. You need a brain.

Too bad you don't have one to share!

LP (plonk, again and again and again and again)

"Lady Pilot" wrote

P.S. Come on guys, I've set the lure and I need to breastfeed my
children!



How old are they?

Scotty