The difference between the young, cool, good looking Katysails, and the old,
worn out Lady Pilot.

Katy: KEG
LP: EKG

Katy: Acid Rock
LP: Acid Reflux

Katy: Thinking about moving to California because it's cool.
LP: Thinking about moving to California because it's warm

Katy: Seeds and stems.
LP: Roughage

Katy: Hoping for a BMW
LP: Hoping for a BM

Katy: The Rolling Stones
LP: Kidney stones

Katy: The Grateful Dead
LP: Dr. Kevorkian

Katy: Going to a new, hip joint
LP: Receiving a new hip joint

--
Captain Lon

"Rock stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer Simpson