Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little birds
pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true,
saying Kadaitcha Man this is my message to you:

: Steve Leyland

hi bowtie. obsess about me much?
BTW **** off, bowtie.

: lost a major flame war to me.

unlikely, froggy fanboi. even my ten year old son could outflame teh
likes of you.

: That's why the mother****er is always kissing my ass in public.

ok then stevie, PPOSTFU.
got message IDs of any "flame war" or "ass kissing" involving me and teh
real kadaitcha man?

I thought not. but hey, many thanks for starting yet another thread in
my honour.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

"An Australian relief effort is knitting sweaters to protect the
feathers of penguins who are being affected by an oil spill. The
sweaters are being refused by many penguins who'd rather die then dress
casual." - Conan O'Brien
================================================== ====================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow

Steve Leyland wrote:

Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little birds
pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true,
saying Kadaitcha Man this is my message to you:

: Steve Leyland

hi bowtie. obsess about me much?
BTW **** off, bowtie.

: lost a major flame war to me.

unlikely, froggy fanboi. even my ten year old son snip


Excuse me, Steven, but your son was ten years old, two years ago. Time
to boost his imaginary age.

:-)

Uni



could outflame teh
likes of you.

: That's why the mother****er is always kissing my ass in public.

ok then stevie, PPOSTFU.
got message IDs of any "flame war" or "ass kissing" involving me and teh
real kadaitcha man?

I thought not. but hey, many thanks for starting yet another thread in
my honour.

Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little birds
pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true,
saying Uni this is my message to you:

: Steve Leyland wrote:
:
:: Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little birds
:: pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true,
:: saying Kadaitcha Man this is my message to you:
::
::: Steve Leyland
::
:: hi bowtie. obsess about me much?
:: BTW **** off, bowtie.
::
::: lost a major flame war to me.
::
:: unlikely, froggy fanboi. even my ten year old son snip
:
:
: Excuse me, Steven, but your son was ten years old, two years ago. Time
: to boost his imaginary age.

feels kinda creepy discussing my kids with you, unitard, but I actually
have two sons, so that one is now 13. I guess they're safe as you're
only into "pretty little girls".
:
: :-)
:
: Uni
:
:
:
: could outflame teh
:: likes of you.
::
::: That's why the mother****er is always kissing my ass in public.
::
:: ok then stevie, PPOSTFU.
:: got message IDs of any "flame war" or "ass kissing" involving me and
:: teh real kadaitcha man?
::
:: I thought not. but hey, many thanks for starting yet another thread
:: in my honour.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress. (Jane
Siberry)
================================================== ====================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow

Steve Leyland wrote:

Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little birds
pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true,
saying Uni this is my message to you:

: Steve Leyland wrote:
:
:: Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little birds
:: pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true,
:: saying Kadaitcha Man this is my message to you:
::
::: Steve Leyland
::
:: hi bowtie. obsess about me much?
:: BTW **** off, bowtie.
::
::: lost a major flame war to me.
::
:: unlikely, froggy fanboi. even my ten year old son snip
:
:
: Excuse me, Steven, but your son was ten years old, two years ago. Time
: to boost his imaginary age.

feels kinda creepy discussing my kids with you, unitard

Not to worry, Steven, most hanky panky starts with the parents, not
strangers. You should know that.

:-)

Uni


, but I actually
have two sons, so that one is now 13. I guess they're safe as you're
only into "pretty little girls".
:
: :-)
:
: Uni
:
:
:
: could outflame teh
:: likes of you.
::
::: That's why the mother****er is always kissing my ass in public.
::
:: ok then stevie, PPOSTFU.
:: got message IDs of any "flame war" or "ass kissing" involving me and
:: teh real kadaitcha man?
::
:: I thought not. but hey, many thanks for starting yet another thread
:: in my honour.

Gary L. Burnore wrote:

On Sun, 23 Oct 2005 05:45:46 GMT, Uni
wrote:


Steve Leyland wrote:


Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little birds
pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true,
saying Kadaitcha Man this is my message to you:

: Steve Leyland

hi bowtie. obsess about me much?
BTW **** off, bowtie.

: lost a major flame war to me.

unlikely, froggy fanboi. even my ten year old son snip


Excuse me


No, Unitard, there's no excuse for you.

Good to see your server back up, Gary. Remember, you must pay those
electric bills.

:-)

Uni

Steve Leyland, , the sugared,
sterile flunkey, and religious recluse, kowtowed:

Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little birds
pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true,
saying Uni this is my message to you:

: Steve Leyland wrote:
:
:: Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little birds
:: pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true,
:: saying Kadaitcha Man this is my message to you:
::
::: Steve Leyland
::
:: hi bowtie. obsess about me much?
:: BTW **** off, bowtie.
::
::: lost a major flame war to me.
::
:: unlikely, froggy fanboi. even my ten year old son snip
:
:
: Excuse me, Steven, but your son was ten years old, two years ago. Time
: to boost his imaginary age.

feels kinda creepy discussing my kids with you, unitard, but I actually
have two sons, so that one is now 13. I guess they're safe as you're
only into "pretty little girls".

I hear Uni has an extensive collection of young girls' dresses and
Maybelline makeup, Steve.

--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

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Kadaitcha Man wrote:

Steve Leyland, , the sugared,
sterile flunkey, and religious recluse, kowtowed:


Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little birds
pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true,
saying Uni this is my message to you:

: Steve Leyland wrote:
:
:: Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little birds
:: pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true,
:: saying Kadaitcha Man this is my message to you:
::
::: Steve Leyland
::
:: hi bowtie. obsess about me much?
:: BTW **** off, bowtie.
::
::: lost a major flame war to me.
::
:: unlikely, froggy fanboi. even my ten year old son snip
:
:
: Excuse me, Steven, but your son was ten years old, two years ago. Time
: to boost his imaginary age.

feels kinda creepy discussing my kids with you, unitard, but I actually
have two sons, so that one is now 13. I guess they're safe as you're
only into "pretty little girls".


I hear Uni...

No, son, you don't "hear" me, you read what I write.

:-)

Uni

Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little birds
pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true,
saying Uni this is my message to you:

: Steve Leyland wrote:
:
:: Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little birds
:: pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true,
:: saying Uni this is my message to you:
::
::: Steve Leyland wrote:
:::
:::: Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little
:::: birds pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure
:::: and true, saying Kadaitcha Man this is my message to you:
::::
::::: Steve Leyland
::::
:::: hi bowtie. obsess about me much?
:::: BTW **** off, bowtie.
::::
::::: lost a major flame war to me.
::::
:::: unlikely, froggy fanboi. even my ten year old son snip
:::
:::
::: Excuse me, Steven, but your son was ten years old, two years ago.
::: Time to boost his imaginary age.
::
:: feels kinda creepy discussing my kids with you, unitard
:
: Not to worry, Steven, most hanky panky starts with the parents, not
: strangers. You should know that.

oh ****.
*please* tell me you haven't procreated?
the world needs unitard juniors like it needs more hurricanes and
earthquakes.

no wait, that'd involve you actually having sex with an adult female.
phew! we are safe from that nightmare.

:
: :-)
:
: Uni
:
:
: , but I actually
:: have two sons, so that one is now 13. I guess they're safe as you're
:: only into "pretty little girls".
:::
::: :-)
:::
::: Uni
:::
:::
:::
::: could outflame teh
:::: likes of you.
::::
::::: That's why the mother****er is always kissing my ass in public.
::::
:::: ok then stevie, PPOSTFU.
:::: got message IDs of any "flame war" or "ass kissing" involving me
:::: and teh real kadaitcha man?
::::
:::: I thought not. but hey, many thanks for starting yet another thread
:::: in my honour.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Dilbert's Words of Wisdom: Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
================================================== ====================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow

Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little birds
pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true,
saying Kadaitcha Man this is my message to you:

: Steve Leyland, , the
: sugared, sterile flunkey, and religious recluse, kowtowed:
:
:: Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little birds
:: pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true,
:: saying Uni this is my message to you:
::
::: Steve Leyland wrote:
:::
:::: Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little
:::: birds pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure
:::: and true, saying Kadaitcha Man this is my message to you:
::::
::::: Steve Leyland
::::
:::: hi bowtie. obsess about me much?
:::: BTW **** off, bowtie.
::::
::::: lost a major flame war to me.
::::
:::: unlikely, froggy fanboi. even my ten year old son snip
:::
:::
::: Excuse me, Steven, but your son was ten years old, two years ago.
::: Time to boost his imaginary age.
::
:: feels kinda creepy discussing my kids with you, unitard, but I
:: actually have two sons, so that one is now 13. I guess they're safe
:: as you're only into "pretty little girls".
:
: I hear Uni has an extensive collection of young girls' dresses and
: Maybelline makeup, Steve.

indubitably he's a power-seller of them on ebay and buyer collects.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
================================================== ====================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow

Uni, , the faecal, icky gnawing mammal, and
usurer and officer of the Crown, grieved:

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

Steve Leyland, , the
sugared, sterile flunkey, and religious recluse, kowtowed:


Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little birds
pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true,
saying Uni this is my message to you:

: Steve Leyland wrote:
:
:: Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little birds
:: pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true,
:: saying Kadaitcha Man this is my message to you:
::
::: Steve Leyland
::
:: hi bowtie. obsess about me much?
:: BTW **** off, bowtie.
::
::: lost a major flame war to me.
::
:: unlikely, froggy fanboi. even my ten year old son snip
:
:
: Excuse me, Steven, but your son was ten years old, two years ago. Time
: to boost his imaginary age.

feels kinda creepy discussing my kids with you, unitard, but I actually
have two sons, so that one is now 13. I guess they're safe as you're
only into "pretty little girls".


I hear Uni has an extensive collection of young girls' dresses and
Maybelline makeup, Steve.

**** off and die. All snipped unread.

--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

DISCLAIMER: The content does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either
my ISP, myself, my company or employer, my friends (if any,) my goldfish or
my neighbour's mad dog; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything;
all rights reserved; the post is distribution copyrighted to the extent that
you may distribute the post and all its associated parts freely but you may
not make a profit from it or include the post in commercial publications
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