Yes, a puppy will attract the females--to the
dog. Then when your unsavory personality is
revealed, you must notice the blank look, the
sudden comprehension of your nefarious intent,
and the speed at which they run away!

"Capt.Mooron" wrote

A cute puppy is a real Babe Magnet!!! Better than a sailboat even! :-)

And, I posted about this year as well as another. Do you have problems
reading?

Suggestion: try taking your GED again.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scotty" wrote in message
...
Ganz, read the Subject line, then smack yourself on the forehead.

Scotty


"Capt. JG" wrote...
Or, maybe it was
years ago when I was in college. We launched the sunfish off
Del Mar, then

Well now Bart... if you were blessed with "Charisma" and the attention span
required to engage the shallow & superficial.... like I am..... the girls
would kneel at your feet and listen intently while fondling your puppy...
like they do for me.

CM

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ...
Yes, a puppy will attract the females--to the
dog. Then when your unsavory personality is
revealed, you must notice the blank look, the
sudden comprehension of your nefarious intent,
and the speed at which they run away!

"Capt.Mooron" wrote

A cute puppy is a real Babe Magnet!!! Better than a sailboat even! :-)

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ...
The season is almost over. I was out sailing for a while
today. It was 44 degrees out and I was thinking that my
days of sailing this year are just about over. Perhaps I'll
get three or four more cold days in. Then I started thinking
back about the best day I spent sailing this year. It was
easy to answer that one.

**************************************
What was you best day sailing this year?
**************************************

Leaving Antigua, sailing very close by Saba at night. Second best, last day
of Bay Week, beating "Thing", they were sooooo ****ed, only had five on our
motley crew, they had eight.

John Cairns

Maybe you are right. Now that I think about
it, I stand corrected. There are plenty of
shallow ignorant women out there. I'm sure
you could find one.

On the other hand, if you want a classy, intelligent
woman, a puppy won't help you, unless you ply
such women with lots of liquor until their mental
faculties are foggy and amenable.

"Capt.Mooron" wrote
Well now Bart... if you were blessed with "Charisma" and the attention
span
required to engage the shallow & superficial.... like I am..... the girls
would kneel at your feet and listen intently while fondling your puppy...
like they do for me.

CM

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ...
Yes, a puppy will attract the females--to the
dog. Then when your unsavory personality is
revealed, you must notice the blank look, the
sudden comprehension of your nefarious intent,
and the speed at which they run away!

"Capt.Mooron" wrote

A cute puppy is a real Babe Magnet!!! Better than a sailboat even! :-)

Good one John! I take satisfaction beating someone
in a race. Particularly if they are snobby, obnoxious,
or rude types.


"John Cairns" wrote

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote
**************************************
What was you best day sailing this year?
**************************************

Leaving Antigua, sailing very close by Saba at night. Second best, last
day
of Bay Week, beating "Thing", they were sooooo ****ed, only had five on
our
motley crew, they had eight.

John Cairns

"Capt.Mooron" wrote:

"Seahag" wrote:

"Capt.Mooron" wrote:

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message
**************************************
What was you best day sailing this year?

Bite Me and Choke on an Urchin you damnable Scupper
Slime!!!

Scupper only gets slime after he eats a Greenie!

No offence to little Scupper meant! :-)

None taken, it's apt;^)

I haven't even been on a sailboat this year [in the
water].... so Bart's "What was the best day sailing this
year" question...... caused me to lose my normally calm,
rational, lucid, entertaining, articulate, well reasoned
and witty reply capabilities. :-)

I haven't been sailing this year either. Been on lotsa
boats...waxed a bunch too, come to think about it!


I got a new puppy.. Staffordshire Bull Terrier, brindle
female... great little pup!

Bet yer doggie looks as cute as that little birdie!

Seahag

"Seahag" wrote in message
I haven't been sailing this year either. Been on lotsa boats...waxed a
bunch too, come to think about it!

I only moved mine..... Nuff Said!


Bet yer doggie looks as cute as that little birdie!

Yeah... good character, loves to meet new people and has lots of
neighbourhood dogs as buddies. Loves the water... been swimming already.

......and just for Bob..... she's Stud Kennel's Pick of the Litter and is
worth more than his entire boat! :-)

I sent a photo of me with my pet Royal Palm Turkey on my arm like a hawk, to
a buddy and told him I was getting into falconry.... but the friggin' bird
would only jump to the ground and peck seeds!! :-)

CM

"Capt.Mooron" wrote:

"Seahag" wrote in message

Bet yer doggie looks as cute as that little birdie!

Yeah... good character, loves to meet new people and has
lots of neighbourhood dogs as buddies. Loves the water...
been swimming already.

.....and just for Bob..... she's Stud Kennel's Pick of
the Litter and is worth more than his entire boat! :-)

Yeah well, Scupper was only $400 which I figure is worth
more than anyone's imaginary boat.
Are you planning on becoming a dog breeder?

I sent a photo of me with my pet Royal Palm Turkey on my
arm like a hawk, to a buddy and told him I was getting
into falconry.... but the friggin' bird would only jump to
the ground and peck seeds!! :-)

Ah, the mighty Seed Falcon!

Seahag

Was yesterday.

Scotty