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Capt. Neal® November 7th 05 05:02 PM

Bart Farts
 

"Clutch Cargo" wrote in message . net...
| Bart is a nice guy. Why do you embarrass him? What you have done has harmed
| you more than him. You say it is all in fun, but this last thing says
| otherwise.
|
| Clutch
|


A valid observation. Bart's only fault is he's a bit mysogynistic.
If he were more so, he would be perfect.

CN

|
| "Capt. Rob" wrote in message
| oups.com...
| Notice how Bart has not contested the fact that he sought out the
| company of one of the Ghost Girls? In fact he's quiet on the whole
| matter! I suppose If I had scored him some trim he'd readily call me
| captain by now!
|
|
| Capt. RB
| 35s5...a boat with a captain who has his tiller varnished to a high
| gloss!
| NY
|
|
|

Lady Pilot November 9th 05 12:19 AM

Bart Farts
 

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Clutch Cargo" wrote:
| Bart is a nice guy. Why do you embarrass him? What you have done has
harmed
| you more than him. You say it is all in fun, but this last thing says
| otherwise.


Clutch, if it's written on Usenet it HAS to be TRUE! Capt. Neal says so and
he's never wrong! hahahahaaaa

A valid observation. Bart's only fault is he's a bit mysogynistic.
If he were more so, he would be perfect.


Bart can definitely learn much from you on this point.

LP



Capt. Neal® November 9th 05 01:54 AM

Bart Farts
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:coacf.4311$4l5.3334@dukeread05...
|
| "Capt. Neal®" wrote:
|
| "Clutch Cargo" wrote:
| | Bart is a nice guy. Why do you embarrass him? What you have done has
| harmed
| | you more than him. You say it is all in fun, but this last thing says
| | otherwise.
|
| Clutch, if it's written on Usenet it HAS to be TRUE! Capt. Neal says so and
| he's never wrong! hahahahaaaa
|
| A valid observation. Bart's only fault is he's a bit mysogynistic.
| If he were more so, he would be perfect.
|
| Bart can definitely learn much from you on this point.
|
| LP
|

I agree and it's because I've met women like you who give good
reason for any sane man to be misogynistic to the max.

Go away and participate in some flonker group where you and
Bertie can flame each other in true juvenile fashion. Us real sailors
don't care to have you around. We've kicked you up one side of
the dock and down the other and across the bay and it's
not much fun any more to keep beating a dead hag - oops! Freudian
slip - I meant dead whore - ooops! another slip of the tongue, what
I really meant to say was dead 'horse'.

CN


Scotty November 9th 05 01:56 AM

Bart Farts
 

"Capt. Neal®" wrote ...
I agree and it's because I've met women like you who give good
head.



TMI




Lady Pilot November 9th 05 02:26 AM

Bart Farts
 

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
|
| "Capt. Neal®" wrote:
|
| "Clutch Cargo" wrote:
| | Bart is a nice guy. Why do you embarrass him? What you have done has
| harmed
| | you more than him. You say it is all in fun, but this last thing
says
| | otherwise.
|
| Clutch, if it's written on Usenet it HAS to be TRUE! Capt. Neal says so
and
| he's never wrong! hahahahaaaa
|
| A valid observation. Bart's only fault is he's a bit mysogynistic.
| If he were more so, he would be perfect.
|
| Bart can definitely learn much from you on this point.
|
| LP
|

I agree and it's because I've met women like you who give good
reason for any sane man to be misogynistic to the max.

Go away and participate in some flonker group where you and
Bertie can flame each other in true juvenile fashion. Us real sailors
don't care to have you around. We've kicked you up one side of
the dock and down the other and across the bay and it's
not much fun any more to keep beating a dead hag - oops! Freudian
slip - I meant dead whore - ooops! another slip of the tongue, what
I really meant to say was dead 'horse'.

CN


Are you still jealous of Bertie? At least he flies all the time and knows
how to treat a lady. Something you've never learned.

I'll collect all of your posts and send them to Charles, maybe he can
convince you to seek counseling. I'm bored with you, you never sail or have
anything nice to say.

LP



Capt. Neal® November 9th 05 02:49 AM

Bart Farts
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:Wxccf.4453$4l5.4017@dukeread05...
I'm bored with you, you never sail or have
| anything nice to say.
|
| LP
|
|

Good, I'm glad you're bored with me. Now, run along and stop
bothering me.

CN

Bob Crantz November 9th 05 02:54 AM

Bart Farts
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:Wxccf.4453$4l5.4017@dukeread05...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
|
| "Capt. Neal®" wrote:
|
| "Clutch Cargo" wrote:
| | Bart is a nice guy. Why do you embarrass him? What you have done

has
| harmed
| | you more than him. You say it is all in fun, but this last thing
says
| | otherwise.
|
| Clutch, if it's written on Usenet it HAS to be TRUE! Capt. Neal says

so
and
| he's never wrong! hahahahaaaa
|
| A valid observation. Bart's only fault is he's a bit mysogynistic.
| If he were more so, he would be perfect.
|
| Bart can definitely learn much from you on this point.
|
| LP
|

I agree and it's because I've met women like you who give good
reason for any sane man to be misogynistic to the max.

Go away and participate in some flonker group where you and
Bertie can flame each other in true juvenile fashion. Us real sailors
don't care to have you around. We've kicked you up one side of
the dock and down the other and across the bay and it's
not much fun any more to keep beating a dead hag - oops! Freudian
slip - I meant dead whore - ooops! another slip of the tongue, what
I really meant to say was dead 'horse'.

CN


Are you still jealous of Bertie? At least he flies all the time and knows
how to treat a lady. Something you've never learned.

I'll collect all of your posts and send them to Charles, maybe he can
convince you to seek counseling. I'm bored with you, you never sail or

have
anything nice to say.

LP


I bet you are really, really, hot!



Capt. JG November 9th 05 03:05 AM

Bart Farts
 
She is a he, apparently.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
nk.net...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:Wxccf.4453$4l5.4017@dukeread05...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
|
| "Capt. Neal®" wrote:
|
| "Clutch Cargo" wrote:
| | Bart is a nice guy. Why do you embarrass him? What you have done

has
| harmed
| | you more than him. You say it is all in fun, but this last thing
says
| | otherwise.
|
| Clutch, if it's written on Usenet it HAS to be TRUE! Capt. Neal says

so
and
| he's never wrong! hahahahaaaa
|
| A valid observation. Bart's only fault is he's a bit mysogynistic.
| If he were more so, he would be perfect.
|
| Bart can definitely learn much from you on this point.
|
| LP
|

I agree and it's because I've met women like you who give good
reason for any sane man to be misogynistic to the max.

Go away and participate in some flonker group where you and
Bertie can flame each other in true juvenile fashion. Us real sailors
don't care to have you around. We've kicked you up one side of
the dock and down the other and across the bay and it's
not much fun any more to keep beating a dead hag - oops! Freudian
slip - I meant dead whore - ooops! another slip of the tongue, what
I really meant to say was dead 'horse'.

CN


Are you still jealous of Bertie? At least he flies all the time and
knows
how to treat a lady. Something you've never learned.

I'll collect all of your posts and send them to Charles, maybe he can
convince you to seek counseling. I'm bored with you, you never sail or

have
anything nice to say.

LP


I bet you are really, really, hot!






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