A popular Des Moines Barber shop had a new robotics barber installed.

A fellow came in for a haircut. As the robot began to cut his hair, it
asked him, What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation
about
physics, astronomy, investments, insurance and so on. The man listened
intently and said, "This is really cool."

Later, another gent came in for a haircut and the robot asked him as it
began the haircut, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football,
baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really
cool."

Later on, a third guy came in to the barber shop. As with the others,
the robot barber asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "70."

The robot then said, "So, I understand you Democrats are really excited
about Hillary running for president?"

Almost funny, but I do think it would be a great match... McCain/Clinton.
Neither of these people would condone personal attack ads. Clinton might
lose, but the country would be better off either way.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

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A popular Des Moines Barber shop had a new robotics barber installed.

A fellow came in for a haircut. As the robot began to cut his hair, it
asked him, What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation
about
physics, astronomy, investments, insurance and so on. The man listened
intently and said, "This is really cool."

Later, another gent came in for a haircut and the robot asked him as it
began the haircut, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football,
baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really
cool."

Later on, a third guy came in to the barber shop. As with the others,
the robot barber asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "70."

The robot then said, "So, I understand you Democrats are really excited
about Hillary running for president?"