ah wrote in news:QN4nf.4114$qF6.3447@trnddc01:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:tOImf.2343$Jz6.2341@trnddc06:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
newsyhmf.1960$Wo2.337@trnddc04:

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 09
Dec 2005...

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on
08 Dec 2005...

Phillip Kyle wrote:
"Steve Leyland"
verbally
sodomised in
:

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I
wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've
given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: Chippy wrote:
:
::: dave hill wrote:
:::: Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::
::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE
::: needs to put
::
:: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob
:: the copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:
: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I
: never post messages as 'do not archive'.

please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak
****e to a.f.k.m-n.


I spotted a train once. It took ages. Should've used a bigger
pen.

Sharpie?

Those are so good. I wish we could get Sharpies in England.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/6-pounds-of-of...ens-highlighte
rs-s ta
plers_W0QQitemZ4419404877QQcategoryZ3297QQcmdZView Item#ebayphotoh
osti ng

Good Lord! That's a lotta pens.

Yup.

How is it that there are no Sharpies for sale in the UK?!

What is Jack Straw's email addy?!



Aha! An alias!

Even more UPE tonnage sent!

Did they bounce too?

Oh, how they bounced!

FNAR!

--
Phil Kyle™

http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

"The truly racist person is one Helene Rudlin, who admits it."
- Neil Barker

"I wonder - is there perhaps some form of cosmetic surgery we can pay
for, so that Helene can actually become a coon ?"
- Neil Barker

ah wrote in newsJqnf.37311$Y7.22109@trnddc02:

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 12 Dec
2005...

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:e7Vmf.16878$7r6.4485@trnddc07:

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 10
Dec 2005...

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere Tony Polson, who blessed us with their
presence on 09 Dec 2005...

ah wrote:

How is it that there are no Sharpies for sale in the UK?!

I have two Sharpies, both purchased in the UK at Staples, the
last one being purchased in the last week.

LIES! Enormous lies! Post your proof!

I call a fatwa!

I agree with this fatwa.

Staples should be purged!

Staples should be picked off!

The one near the oil depot was! Oho!

You know of Hemel Hempstead?

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6...re119pt0op.jpg
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/8987/fire48to6jk.jpg
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/8639/fire58jo5su.jpg

Looks like a real bummer.

Now, if you'll pardon me, I have a 10' skiff to wax...

Skiffle!

--
Phil Kyle™

http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

"The truly racist person is one Helene Rudlin, who admits it."
- Neil Barker

"I wonder - is there perhaps some form of cosmetic surgery we can pay
for, so that Helene can actually become a coon ?"
- Neil Barker

ah wrote in news:2P4nf.4117$qF6.2225@trnddc01:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in news:a8Vmf.16879
$7r6.10018@trnddc07:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
(Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde)
verbally sodomised in
:

Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 08
Dec 2005...

Phillip Kyle wrote:
"Steve Leyland"
verbally sodomised in
:

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I
wasn't
able
to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it
didn't work out.

: Chippy wrote:
:
::: dave hill wrote:
:::: Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::
::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE needs
::: to put
::
:: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob the
:: copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:
: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I
: never
post
: messages as 'do not archive'.

please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak ****e
to a.f.k.m-n.


I spotted a train once. It took ages. Should've used a bigger
pen.

Sharpie?

Those are so good. I wish we could get Sharpies in England.


What the hell is a sharpie?

It's an H2 Hummer assessory for the top rack--helps when hunt*ng.

Hmmmmm

No; but, if you type a few bars...

bars bars bars


--
Phil Kyle™

http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

"The truly racist person is one Helene Rudlin, who admits it."
- Neil Barker

"I wonder - is there perhaps some form of cosmetic surgery we can pay
for, so that Helene can actually become a coon ?"
- Neil Barker

ah wrote in news:hN4nf.4113$qF6.1556@trnddc01:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:VrAmf.13262$7r6.4033@trnddc07:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:f%Klf.17244$SY.14289@trnddc06:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:6Rzlf.8115$H84.7764@trnddc04:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:sYJkf.200$EB3.94@trnddc09:

Steve Leyland wrote:
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I
wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"ah" This is a permanent error; I've
given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: Steve Leyland wrote:
:: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I
:: wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address:
:: "Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've
:: given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: Chippy wrote:
:::
::::: dave hill wrote:
:::::: Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4481146.s
:::::: tm
:::::
::::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE
::::: needs to put
::::
:::: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob
:::: the copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:::
::: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I
::: never post messages as 'do not archive'.
::
:: please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak
:: ****e to a.f.k.m-n.
:
: God, Steve: what have you done to your news client?!

errr, why what's wrong with it?

It's output seems a tad bit wiggly these past few weeks . . .
are you still giving it vitamins?

Wiggly? Is that a tecynical term?

Yes; I found it in an Engisneering Dictionary.

You won't believe me but that was a genuine typo I decided to
leave in.

I admire your technacity.

I admire your admiradiation.

I admire your neutronality.

I admire your nationality.

I admire your irrationality.

I admire your cascadeability.

--
Phil Kyle™

http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

"The truly racist person is one Helene Rudlin, who admits it."
- Neil Barker

"I wonder - is there perhaps some form of cosmetic surgery we can pay
for, so that Helene can actually become a coon ?"
- Neil Barker

Phil "The Shill" Kyle wrote:
ah wrote in news:hN4nf.4113$qF6.1556@trnddc01:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:VrAmf.13262$7r6.4033@trnddc07:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:f%Klf.17244$SY.14289@trnddc06:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:6Rzlf.8115$H84.7764@trnddc04:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:sYJkf.200$EB3.94@trnddc09:

Steve Leyland wrote:
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I
wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"ah" This is a permanent error; I've
given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: Steve Leyland wrote:
:: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I
:: wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address:
:: "Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've
:: given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: Chippy wrote:
:::
::::: dave hill wrote:
:::::: Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4481146.s
:::::: tm
:::::
::::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE
::::: needs to put
::::
:::: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob
:::: the copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:::
::: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I
::: never post messages as 'do not archive'.
::
:: please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak
:: ****e to a.f.k.m-n.
:
: God, Steve: what have you done to your news client?!

errr, why what's wrong with it?

It's output seems a tad bit wiggly these past few weeks . . .
are you still giving it vitamins?

Wiggly? Is that a tecynical term?

Yes; I found it in an Engisneering Dictionary.

You won't believe me but that was a genuine typo I decided to
leave in.

I admire your technacity.

I admire your admiradiation.

I admire your neutronality.

I admire your nationality.

I admire your irrationality.

I admire your cascadeability.

I admire your antitiradability.
--
ah

Phil "The Shill" Kyle wrote:
ah wrote in newsO4nf.4116$qF6.2979@trnddc01:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:%NImf.2342$Jz6.189@trnddc06:

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 09
Dec 2005...

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 09
Dec 2005...

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on
08 Dec 2005...

Phillip Kyle wrote:
"Steve Leyland"
verbally
sodomised in
:

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I
wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've
given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: Chippy wrote:
:
::: dave hill wrote:
:::: Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::
::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE
::: needs to put
::
:: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob
:: the copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:
: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I
: never post messages as 'do not archive'.

please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak
****e to a.f.k.m-n.


I spotted a train once. It took ages. Should've used a bigger
pen.

Sharpie?

Those are so good. I wish we could get Sharpies in England.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/6-pounds-of-of...ens-highlighte
rs-s t
aplers_W0QQitemZ4419404877QQcategoryZ3297QQcmdZVie wItem#ebayphoto
host i ng

Good Lord! That's a lotta pens.

Yup.

How is it that there are no Sharpies for sale in the UK?!

We can't get the genuine article. Just cheap and crap marker pens.
Sharpies have much nicer points, as it were.

What is Jack Straw's email addy?!



Very good--ton(nes) of abusive UPE sent.


CC harry Bloomfield.

PP harry Bloomfield.

KK harry Bloomfield.

KKK harry Bloomfield.
--
ah

Phil "The Shill" Kyle wrote:
ah wrote in news:2P4nf.4117$qF6.2225@trnddc01:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in news:a8Vmf.16879
$7r6.10018@trnddc07:

Phillip Kyle wrote:
(Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde)
verbally sodomised in
:

Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 08
Dec 2005...

Phillip Kyle wrote:
"Steve Leyland"
verbally sodomised in
:

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I
wasn't
able
to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Chippy" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it
didn't work out.

: Chippy wrote:
:
::: dave hill wrote:
:::: Http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4481146.stm
:::
::: Good. Liverpool doesn't need trams. Instead, the PTE needs
::: to put
::
:: You can't build trams there anyway 'cos the scousers rob the
:: copper cable before they can switch the power on.
:
: I didn't post the above - some idiot is posting as me. I
: never
post
: messages as 'do not archive'.

please do not crosspost your silly trainspotting anorak ****e
to a.f.k.m-n.


I spotted a train once. It took ages. Should've used a bigger
pen.

Sharpie?

Those are so good. I wish we could get Sharpies in England.


What the hell is a sharpie?

It's an H2 Hummer assessory for the top rack--helps when hunt*ng.

Hmmmmm

No; but, if you type a few bars...

bars bars bars

Sound Garden?
--
ah

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 13 Dec
2005...

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 12 Dec
2005...

Phillip Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
news:e7Vmf.16878$7r6.4485@trnddc07:

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 10
Dec 2005...

Baron P. Parsnip of Formaldehyde wrote:
Be still! and revere Tony Polson, who blessed us with their
presence on 09 Dec 2005...

ah wrote:

How is it that there are no Sharpies for sale in the UK?!

I have two Sharpies, both purchased in the UK at Staples, the
last one being purchased in the last week.

LIES! Enormous lies! Post your proof!

I call a fatwa!

I agree with this fatwa.

Staples should be purged!

Staples should be picked off!

The one near the oil depot was! Oho!

You know of Hemel Hempstead?

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6...re119pt0op.jpg
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/8987/fire48to6jk.jpg
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/8639/fire58jo5su.jpg

Looks like a real bummer.

Aye! It is now an ex-town, but this is no great loss for Her Majesty's
Sceptered Isles. Amazing how this story got to the US, though.

Pff . . . the US has Her fingers (and sundry other items (oho!)) on everything!


Now, if you'll pardon me, I have a 10' skiff to wax...

Sounds kinky.

Not any more!
--
ah