Heh Thom..... I got this recipe from a girl friend.

Now these are Cookies!!!!
Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal Reserve

Sample the Crown to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Crown again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Crown is still OK, try another
cup.. just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
dewscriver.
Sample the Crown to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Crown Royal.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
Finish the bottle of Crown Royal
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS

Hey...that's mu Gramma's cookie recipe! I want royalties!

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:71Ylf.235591$ir4.46555@edtnps90...
Heh Thom..... I got this recipe from a girl friend.

Now these are Cookies!!!!
Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal Reserve

Sample the Crown to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Crown again, to be sure it is of the
highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Crown is still OK, try another
cup.. just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
dewscriver.
Sample the Crown to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Crown Royal.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
Finish the bottle of Crown Royal
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS

Hey Katy. How much snow did you'all get?

Scotty


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Hey...that's mu Gramma's cookie recipe! I want royalties!

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:71Ylf.235591$ir4.46555@edtnps90...
Heh Thom..... I got this recipe from a girl friend.

Now these are Cookies!!!!
Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal Reserve

Sample the Crown to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Crown again, to be sure it is
of the
highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy
bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Crown is still OK,
try another
cup.. just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of
dried fruit
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it
loose with a
dewscriver.
Sample the Crown to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Crown Royal.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
Finish the bottle of Crown Royal
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS

zero....had some ice up on the by-pass and 25 idiots decided to run into
each other but that was it....has been raining like an SOB though and the
wind has been howling...ice on a canted deck is fun...MR Sails almost did
the Great Swan Dive off the side on Wednesday morning...

"Scotty" wrote in message
...
Hey Katy. How much snow did you'all get?

Scotty


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Hey...that's mu Gramma's cookie recipe! I want royalties!

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:71Ylf.235591$ir4.46555@edtnps90...
Heh Thom..... I got this recipe from a girl friend.

Now these are Cookies!!!!
Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal Reserve

Sample the Crown to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Crown again, to be sure it is
of the
highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy
bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Crown is still OK,
try another
cup.. just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of
dried fruit
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it
loose with a
dewscriver.
Sample the Crown to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Crown Royal.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
Finish the bottle of Crown Royal
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS

That reminds me...I need to buy rock salt today...

Seahag

"katysails" wrote:
zero....had some ice up on the by-pass and 25 idiots
decided to run into
each other but that was it....has been raining like an SOB
though and the
wind has been howling...ice on a canted deck is fun...MR
Sails almost did
the Great Swan Dive off the side on Wednesday morning...

"Scotty" wrote:
Hey Katy. How much snow did you'all get?

"Seahag" wrote in message
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That reminds me...I need to buy rock salt today...

doesn't that make the cookies kinda crunchy?

Scotty

She has to make sure there's plebty to drink after eating a few...

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
That reminds me...I need to buy rock salt today...

doesn't that make the cookies kinda crunchy?

Scotty

There's always plebty to drink on my boat! Kids showed up
with 2 hours warning, ya shoulda seen the cleaning
frenzy...the Lights Parade was pretty tame this year but I
think the Grandkid liked 'em. She liked throwing snow
chunks into the water at any rate...

Seahag

"katysails" wrote:
She has to make sure there's plebty to drink after eating
a few...

"Scotty" wrote:

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
That reminds me...I need to buy rock salt today...

doesn't that make the cookies kinda crunchy?

Scotty

"Scotty" wrote:

"Seahag" wrote:
That reminds me...I need to buy rock salt today...

doesn't that make the cookies kinda crunchy?

They soften up with a bit of squirty cheese on 'em.

By the way, I heard Pop tarts are more healthy now!

Seahag

"Seahag" wrote in message
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"Scotty" wrote:

"Seahag" wrote:
That reminds me...I need to buy rock salt today...

doesn't that make the cookies kinda crunchy?

They soften up with a bit of squirty cheese on 'em.

By the way, I heard Pop tarts are more healthy now!


More healthy than what?

S