BoatBanter.com

BoatBanter.com (https://www.boatbanter.com/)
-   ASA (https://www.boatbanter.com/asa/)
-   -   OPEN WATER (https://www.boatbanter.com/asa/64421-open-water.html)

Capt. Rob December 23rd 05 06:08 PM

OPEN WATER
 
I've always said that the middle of the ocean would be the best
place to dump a body.
Maybe that's why Lisa won't go sailing with me.


That, plus the fact that you're ugly, smelly and dangerous at the helm
of a boat.

RB
35s5
NY


Gordon December 23rd 05 06:15 PM

OPEN WATER
 
Sorry, but that area is managed for trophy hunting only meaning very few
permits are given out each year. Ergo, few hunters compared to the rest of
Colorado.
Beautiful hunting country, btw.
We hunted it this fall and my nephew took a 30+ inch mule deer and I blew
two chances at very large bulls. Oh well, 8 years wait for another permit!
Gordon

"rgnmstr" wrote in message
oups.com...
Read 'Darker Than Amber' by John D. MacDonald... one of the
Travis McGee series which is well worth while for anybody
who likes boats... very plausible novel about a very
profitable murder scheme, disposing of people by dropping
them off cruise ships.

I believe there are lots of similar schemes/places around. There's an
area in Colorado called the Uncompahgre National Forest where hunters
come from all over the country every year to hunt elk. Locals refer to
it as a place to take someone if you want to kill them and not get
caught. My brother married a women who took him hunting 90 days after
they were married and he wound up being murdered.




Scotty December 23rd 05 06:16 PM

OPEN WATER
 
boat?



"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
I've always said that the middle of the ocean would be the best
place to dump a body.
Maybe that's why Lisa won't go sailing with me.


That, plus the fact that you're ugly, smelly and dangerous at

the helm
of a boat.

RB
35s5
NY




rgnmstr December 23rd 05 06:25 PM

OPEN WATER
 
Sorry, but that area is managed for trophy hunting only meaning very
few
permits are given out each year. Ergo, few hunters compared to the rest
of
Colorado.

Gordon, what exactly do you call "a very few" I was told by the
Colorado States Attorney that thousands of people fly in from all over
the US to hunt on the Uncompahgre Plateau every year. There are
capsites every few hundred yards and the place covers hundreds of
square miles.


Gordon December 24th 05 06:28 PM

OPEN WATER
 
Why go to the Colorado States Attorney? What do they know?
Go to the Colorado fish and game and ask how many permits are given for
unit 61.
Unit 61 covers the whole western half of the plateau and when you apply
the number of permits to square miles, you'll see how few hunters their are
per square mile. As for campsites, any hunter may camp anywhere he can find
a place to mark off the road thats level. I know of only one official
campground near where we were.
On second thought maybe it would be a good spot to dump a body. No one to
find it!
Gordon


"rgnmstr" wrote in message
oups.com...
Sorry, but that area is managed for trophy hunting only meaning very
few
permits are given out each year. Ergo, few hunters compared to the rest
of
Colorado.

Gordon, what exactly do you call "a very few" I was told by the
Colorado States Attorney that thousands of people fly in from all over
the US to hunt on the Uncompahgre Plateau every year. There are
capsites every few hundred yards and the place covers hundreds of
square miles.




rgnmstr December 24th 05 07:59 PM

OPEN WATER
 
Why go to the Colorado States Attorney? What do they know?

They only investage shootings and murders on the plateau. They only
have to prosecute murders and have to present facts to jurys that can't
be shot down by defense attornies. Plus I would assume they talk to
the fish and game people.


Gordon December 25th 05 01:40 AM

OPEN WATER
 
And how many stiffs have they found in say the last 5 years on the
plateau?
After all you just talked to them and have that answer handy, do you not?
I do!
Gordon


"rgnmstr" wrote in message
oups.com...
Why go to the Colorado States Attorney? What do they know?

They only investage shootings and murders on the plateau. They only
have to prosecute murders and have to present facts to jurys that can't
be shot down by defense attornies. Plus I would assume they talk to
the fish and game people.




rgnmstr December 26th 05 06:11 PM

OPEN WATER
 
And how many stiffs have they found in say the last 5 years on the
plateau? After all you just talked to them and have that answer handy,
do you not?
I do! Gordon

I really appreciate your calus terminology after I already mentioned
that my brother was murdered up there. Although I was only concerned
with one "stiff" my brother, I sat through his murderers 30 day trial
and listened to facts presented by a number of expert witnesses so I
think I know something about the area. I also know enough people have
been murdered up there over the years that the place does have a
reputation. You shoot somebody and it's damn near impossible to prove
that it was anything other than a hunting accident.



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 11:12 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004 - 2014 BoatBanter.com