It's wrong to bash other people's boats.
It's wrong to bash other people's income and related lifestyles.
It's wrong to bash other people's abilities or lack thereof.
It's wrong to bash other people's wives or mates.
It's wrong to bash other people just because they did it to you.

That all said, it's important to remember that Scotty has a junk yard
embarrasment of a boat, lives on a trailer park income, resides in a
shack in a low rent classless area, and is married to a woman who looks
like Ed Begely Jr. with a wig.
But because he has class he won't respond to this thread since it's
only a gradeschool mentality that feels the need to do so.

(Apologies to Ed Begely Jr, who is a fine actor, drives an electric car
and would never be seen with anyone like Scotty or the pet that may be
his wife.)


RB
35s5
NY

"Swab Rob" wrote
That all said, it's important to remember that Scotty has a
junk yard
embarrasment of a boat, lives on a trailer park income, resides
in a
shack in a low rent classless area,



Yes, you *are* wrong again.
I live in a junk yard, sail a trailer park boat and have no
income ( other than food stamps).


and is married to a woman who looks
like Ed Begely Jr. with a wig.


Have you ever seen my wife? No, didn't think so.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_

It dont qualify fer bein a junk yard unless its got more'n 4 cars or
trucks on blocks, or if all the old tires arent painted white and
lining your driveway, its ok to use tires for planters. The number of
old boats dosent count against you and neither does that rusty sheet
metal you waz gonna build a shed with. If you replace the blue plastic
tarp every 5 years it'll keep the rain outa your leaking doublewide
roof.

wrote in message
ps.com...
It dont qualify fer bein a junk yard unless its got more'n 4
cars or
trucks on blocks, or if all the old tires arent painted white
and
lining your driveway, its ok to use tires for planters. The
number of
old boats dosent count against you and neither does that rusty
sheet
metal you waz gonna build a shed with. If you replace the blue
plastic
tarp every 5 years it'll keep the rain outa your leaking
doublewide
roof.


I only have two trucks on blocks and the old tires are covered
with blue poly tarps. the old sheet metal is behind the barn, out
of site.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_

The classy junk yards use the silver tarps!
"Scotty" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
ps.com...
It dont qualify fer bein a junk yard unless its got more'n 4
cars or
trucks on blocks, or if all the old tires arent painted white
and
lining your driveway, its ok to use tires for planters. The
number of
old boats dosent count against you and neither does that rusty
sheet
metal you waz gonna build a shed with. If you replace the blue
plastic
tarp every 5 years it'll keep the rain outa your leaking
doublewide
roof.


I only have two trucks on blocks and the old tires are covered
with blue poly tarps. the old sheet metal is behind the barn, out
of site.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_

I used to love going to junk yards as it was a chance to experience the
weirdest parts of culture. The people who you were likely to see there
looked as if they belonged in some artsy movie. Now all the junk yards
have gone to computerized systems and they send their parts all over
and rarely allow you to roam at will.
Last time I was in one was when I was looking for a brake drum for a
'58 ford F100 in the mid 80s. The proprietor told me tjhey kept all
the removed ford drums in that old yeller truck over yonder. I went
over with my old drum and calipers and the collapsed truck cab was
filled with old brake drums which I started going through. After awhile
I was fairly deep into the pile with my body almost all the way inside
the old truck when DAMN, hornets. They were nesting inside one of the
drums. Hit my head almost hard enough to knock myself out after being
bit a couple times and then ran like hell. I soon outran em and
thought i was lucky till I looked behind and DAMN again, the junkyard
dogs were after me. They musta been trained to chase anybody running.
I made it outa the gate and thought "Screw this" and went and found my
JC Whitney catalogue, money savings be damned.

Scotty,

Did you know that the term Swab comes from
Roman times. A swab was a sick with a sponge
on the end used to clean one's ass. Fitting name
for Swabbie, isn't it?

"Scotty" wrote

"Swab Rob" wrote

There's lots of silver tape (duct tape) on my blue tarps.
Does that count?


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_

"J Beck" wrote in message
...
The classy junk yards use the silver tarps!
"Scotty" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
ps.com...
It dont qualify fer bein a junk yard unless its got more'n 4
cars or
trucks on blocks, or if all the old tires arent painted
white
and
lining your driveway, its ok to use tires for planters. The
number of
old boats dosent count against you and neither does that
rusty
sheet
metal you waz gonna build a shed with. If you replace the
blue
plastic
tarp every 5 years it'll keep the rain outa your leaking
doublewide
roof.


I only have two trucks on blocks and the old tires are
covered
with blue poly tarps. the old sheet metal is behind the barn,
out
of site.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_

wrote
I used to love going to junk yards as it was a chance to
experience the
weirdest parts of culture. The people who you were likely to
see there
looked as if they belonged in some artsy movie. Now all the
junk yards
have gone to computerized systems and they send their parts all
over
and rarely allow you to roam at will.

There's still a few ''U-Pull-It'' yards around here.


Hit my head almost hard enough to knock myself out after
being
bit a couple times and then ran like hell.

Be glad they didn't sting you, that hurts.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message
...
Scotty,

Did you know that the term Swab comes from
Roman times. A swab was a sick with a sponge
on the end used to clean one's ass. Fitting name
for Swabbie, isn't it?


Yes, very.

so how/when did 'Swabby' become a sailor's term?

Scotty