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"I crossed the ocean for a Heart of Gold"
That's like a Mooron sitting on an Oxymooron.
Joe wrote: Hey Nerd, Did you have on your Spock ears when you came up with that name? I do like William Shatner in Boston Legal. Ever watch that show? I bet "Heart Of Gold" will only engage the "Infinite Improbability Drive" while at the dock. Joe |
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"I crossed the ocean for a Heart of Gold"
Heart of Gold
No, it's not from the song...good song though. No, it's no reflection cast by my own black lump of coal thudding away in my manly chest. No, it's not named for any other sailing vessel of envied reputation. It is in fact named for the ship, Heart of Gold featured in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. My boat was one of three Beneteau 1st 35s5's specially fitted with Infinite Improbability Drive. Folks, like poor Joe and Bart, who don't read and lack imagination, got it 100% wrong as usual. To learn more about this advanced system read he http://www.answers.com/topic/infinit...bability-drive On her port and starboard is the name "Heart of Gold" and on her stern above the enviable swim platform is the IID emblem. As a bit of trivia, the bridge of the Starship Enterprise has a button labeled "Infinite Improbablity Drive" though no one ever dared to engage it while underway! Pictures to be posted when I return in about 5 weeks. Face facts, losers of Alt.Sailing.asa...even the name of my boat shows more imagination than most of you have had in your entire lubberly lives! Capt. RB 35s5 "Heart of Gold" NY |
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"I crossed the ocean for a Heart of Gold"
Capt. Rob wrote:
Heart of Gold No, it's not from the song...good song though. No, it's no reflection cast by my own black lump of coal thudding away in my manly chest. No, it's not named for any other sailing vessel of envied reputation. It is in fact named for the ship, Heart of Gold featured in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. My boat was one of three Beneteau 1st 35s5's specially fitted with Infinite Improbability Drive. Folks, like poor Joe and Bart, who don't read and lack imagination, got it 100% wrong as usual. To learn more about this advanced system read he http://www.answers.com/topic/infinit...bability-drive On her port and starboard is the name "Heart of Gold" and on her stern above the enviable swim platform is the IID emblem. As a bit of trivia, the bridge of the Starship Enterprise has a button labeled "Infinite Improbablity Drive" though no one ever dared to engage it while underway! Pictures to be posted when I return in about 5 weeks. Face facts, losers of Alt.Sailing.asa...even the name of my boat shows more imagination than most of you have had in your entire lubberly lives! Capt. RB 35s5 "Heart of Gold" NY All it shows is that your boat, like the book you named it from, is pure fictopn... |
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"I crossed the kitchen for a Piece of Toast"
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Heart of Toast No, it's not from the song...good song though. No, it's no reflection cast by my own black turd floating away in my manly toilet. No, it's not named for any other toaster of envied reputation. It is in fact named for the toaster featured in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. My toaster was one of three B & D 4002Bs specially fitted with Infinite Improbability Toasting. Folks, like poor Bob and Bill, who don't read and lack imagination, got it 100% wrong as usual. To learn more about this advanced system read he http://www.answers.com/topic/infinit...bility-toaster On her port and starboard is the name "Heart of Gold" and on her stern above the enviable swim platform is the IIT emblem. As a bit of trivia, the bridge of the Starship Enterprise has a toaster labeled "Infinite Improbablity Toast" though no one ever dared to engage it while underway! Captain Kirk LOVED his bagels! And, BTW, my toaster is worth more than Bob's 5th floor walk up closet that he lives in. Head Toaster SV 4002B "Heart of Toast" PA |
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"I crossed the ocean for a Heart of Gold"
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message ups.com... Heart of Gold No, it's not from the song...good song though. No, it's no reflection cast by my own black lump of coal thudding away in my manly chest. No, it's not named for any other sailing vessel of envied reputation. It is in fact named for the ship, Heart of Gold featured in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. My boat was one of three Beneteau 1st 35s5's specially fitted with Infinite Improbability Drive. Folks, like poor Joe and Bart, who don't read and lack imagination, got it 100% wrong as usual. To learn more about this advanced system read he http://www.answers.com/topic/infinit...bability-drive On her port and starboard is the name "Heart of Gold" and on her stern above the enviable swim platform is the IID emblem. As a bit of trivia, the bridge of the Starship Enterprise has a button labeled "Infinite Improbablity Drive" though no one ever dared to engage it while underway! Pictures to be posted when I return in about 5 weeks. Face facts, losers of Alt.Sailing.asa...even the name of my boat shows more imagination than most of you have had in your entire lubberly lives! Capt. RB 35s5 "Heart of Gold" NY So is the "Infinite Improbability" that you'll sail out of sight of land? Bwahahahahahahaahahahahaahaa!!!!!!! BTW: Thanks for the projector info. Amen! |
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"I crossed the ocean for a Heart of Gold"
Hey Nerd,
Did you have on your Spock ears when you came up with that name? I do like William Shatner in Boston Legal. Ever watch that show? I bet "Heart Of Gold" will only engage the "Infinite Improbability Drive" while at the dock. Joe |
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"I crossed the ocean in my dreams, then I wet the bed and woke up"
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message ups.com... Capt. RB 35s5 "Heart of Gold" NY bubbles it is then! Bwaahhaahhahahahhahahahhahhahahhaaha http://community.webshots.com/photo/...31781966mBGgfL How ironic, even talking about crossing an ocean. Sorry, make that "pathetic" John Cairns |
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