I've finally hired a home health care giver to take care of me. He will be
moving in on Friday. He's paying me $500 a month to clean my house, yard
work, take care of my sons, cook for me and wait on me hand and foot.
Hopefully I can get full body massages too! :-0

The only problem is he is in his twenty's. I'm flying to Las Vegas this
weekend with a vendor, and I'm not used to having a man around to pay me to
take care of things. Is this unusual? Sounds like a good deal to me! Most
people pay *them* $5,000 per month and I'm charging him.

Am I just blessed or what? Is this just too good to be true?

I'm sure I will meet up with an old friend that has his own helicopter and
pad right at his house. He also has an airplane or 2 or 3 also at the
airport.

Do you think I'm gullible?

LP

Lady Pilot wrote:

I've finally hired a home health care giver to take care of me. He will be
moving in on Friday. He's paying me $500 a month


Now I've heard of $500 a night call girls, but $500 a month and room and
board thrown in seems pretty cheap.

Cheers
Marty

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Lady Pilot wrote:

I've finally hired a home health care giver to take care
of me. He will be
moving in on Friday. He's paying me $500 a month


Now I've heard of $500 a night call girls, but $500 a
month and room and
board thrown in seems pretty cheap.


That's $16 a night, still higher than her usual fee.

I think if you saw LP you would think that's still too much
$$.

S

I think Neal gave "her" $20 bucks, but demanded have the money back as soon
as he figured out she was a he.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Lady Pilot wrote:

I've finally hired a home health care giver to take care
of me. He will be
moving in on Friday. He's paying me $500 a month


Now I've heard of $500 a night call girls, but $500 a
month and room and
board thrown in seems pretty cheap.


That's $16 a night, still higher than her usual fee.

I think if you saw LP you would think that's still too much
$$.

S

"Capt. JG" wrote:

I think Neal gave "her" $20 bucks, but demanded have the money back as soon
as he figured out she was a he.

Jeeze, given Neal's proclivities for perversions he'd probably pay more
for that!

Cheers
Marty

I sorry, but I don't know Neal well enough (thank God!) to make that
assessment.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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"Capt. JG" wrote:

I think Neal gave "her" $20 bucks, but demanded have the money back as
soon
as he figured out she was a he.

Jeeze, given Neal's proclivities for perversions he'd probably pay more
for that!

Cheers
Marty

"Martin Baxter" wrote:
Lady Pilot wrote:

I've finally hired a home health care giver to take care of me. He will
be
moving in on Friday. He's paying me $500 a month


Now I've heard of $500 a night call girls, but $500 a month and room and
board thrown in seems pretty cheap.

His duties doesn't include servicing me. Butler, maid, cook, housekeeper,
gardener, handy man, nanny, go-fer. That is plenty to keep him busy.

Why is it you sailors always have your minds in the gutter?
Snotty is hopeless, but I'm still holding out hope for you!

LP

"Scotty" wrote:

That's $16 a night, still higher than her usual fee.

I've never charged for sex, ever.

I think if you saw LP you would think that's still too much
$$.

You have no idea what I look like...ask Capt. Mooron or Capt. Neal.

LP

"Capt. JG" wrote:
I think Neal gave "her" $20 bucks, but demanded have the money back as soon
as he figured out she was a he.

Y-a-w-n

LP

Hey LP.

Was this post what we call in the Biz a "Takeaway" for Capt Kneel?

Did it make him jelious?

Joe