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Nominations.....


Best near or total mental breakdown on ASA: Joe

Best trolling other than Bobsprit on ASA: Tie between Mys Terry and Bob
Crantz

Most boring on or off topic posts: Bart

Most angry and frustrated poster on ASA: Loco after Bobsprit buys nicer
faster boat

Saddest ASA member and it shows: Doug, still stuck on a powerboat.

Most missed ASA member: Capt. Neal

World's dumbest posts ever: Lloyd Bonafide

Biggest decline in post quality: Scotty

Poster on ASA with biggest balls: Tie between Joe and Katy

Poster who actually backs up what he says: Bobsprit

Poster with nicest boat overall: Bobsprit

Poster who is most generous with ASA: Bobsprit

Poster with most class: Old Thom

Poster with no class: Joe


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Nominations.....


Best near or total mental breakdown on ASA: Joe

Best trolling other than Bobsprit on ASA: Tie between Mys Terry and Bob
Crantz


Thanks for the recognition. I think Mys Terry may have the edge though. The
caustic remarks aside, those one liner comments with the unique perspective
is the hallmark of genius. It shows the ability to read something literally,
take one step back, look at the bigger picture and with a few simple words
expose the true premise of his victim, much to their chagrin. I'm a big fan
of simplicity and those one liners are great, especially if they "agree"
with the victim. A recent example was during the discussion of appellations
in which one Mr. King anticipated some fine new vintage "coming down the
road". Another involved "putting icing on the cake". Mys Terry's artful
replies of this nature are truly appreciated by those of the trolling
cognescenti.

Most boring on or off topic posts: Bart

Most angry and frustrated poster on ASA: Loco after Bobsprit buys nicer
faster boat

Saddest ASA member and it shows: Doug, still stuck on a powerboat.


At least it's not a Donzi!


Most missed ASA member: Capt. Neal


I miss him.


World's dumbest posts ever: Lloyd Bonafide


He's an old timer Korean War Veteran.


Biggest decline in post quality: Scotty

Poster on ASA with biggest balls: Tie between Joe and Katy

Poster who actually backs up what he says: Bobsprit

Poster with nicest boat overall: Bobsprit

Poster who is most generous with ASA: Bobsprit

Poster with most class: Old Thom

Poster with no class: Joe


RB
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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Nominations.....


Best near or total mental breakdown on ASA: Joe

Best trolling other than Bobsprit on ASA: Tie between Mys Terry and Bob
Crantz


Thanks for the recognition. I think Mys Terry may have the edge though.
The caustic remarks aside, those one liner comments with the unique
perspective is the hallmark of genius. It shows the ability to read
something literally, take one step back, look at the bigger picture and
with a few simple words expose the true premise of his victim, much to
their chagrin. I'm a big fan of simplicity and those one liners are great,
especially if they "agree" with the victim. A recent example was during
the discussion of appellations in which one Mr. King anticipated some fine
new vintage "coming down the road". Another involved "putting icing on the
cake". Mys Terry's artful replies of this nature are truly appreciated by
those of the trolling cognescenti.

Most boring on or off topic posts: Bart

Most angry and frustrated poster on ASA: Loco after Bobsprit buys nicer
faster boat

Saddest ASA member and it shows: Doug, still stuck on a powerboat.


At least it's not a Donzi!


Most missed ASA member: Capt. Neal


I miss him.


World's dumbest posts ever: Lloyd Bonafide


He's an old timer Korean War Veteran.


Biggest decline in post quality: Scotty

Poster on ASA with biggest balls: Tie between Joe and Katy

Poster who actually backs up what he says: Bobsprit

Poster with nicest boat overall: Bobsprit

Poster who is most generous with ASA: Bobsprit

Poster with most class: Old Thom

Poster with no class: Joe


RB
35s5
NY



I may be old but I'm not senile.Screw your silly macaroon award! I don't
like coconut anyhow.

Lloyd


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" poster with most class-Ole Thom"

Sorry Nutsy; I have about as much class as a half of can of Stewed
Tomatoes but Thanks anyway.

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage

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"Capt. Rob" wrote:

Nominations.....


Damnation! Not even an honourable mention. Rats!

Cheers
Marty


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Martin Baxter wrote:
"Capt. Rob" wrote:
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Damnation! Not even an honourable mention. Rats!

Cheers
Marty


You can have mine...
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Martin, you're just too much of a gentleman for ASA.
I'm terribly sorry to have to say such a thing...but you've had it
coming for some time now.


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"Capt. Rob" wrote:

Martin, you're just too much of a gentleman for ASA.
I'm terribly sorry to have to say such a thing...but you've had it
coming for some time now.



"We shall endeavour......", Winston Churchill or Chief Dan George?

Cheers
Marty
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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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"Capt. Rob" wrote:

Nominations.....


Damnation! Not even an honourable mention. Rats!



All that means is that Boob**** is not psychotically jelious
of you.

Could be because of your location?

Scotty




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Scotty wrote:

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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"Capt. Rob" wrote:

Nominations.....


Damnation! Not even an honourable mention. Rats!


All that means is that Boob**** is not psychotically jelious
of you.

Could be because of your location?


Hey! Careful there Scotty, or I'll tell your soon to be daughter in law.
;-0

Cheers
Marty

Scotty



 
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