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Capt. Rob May 11th 06 01:39 PM

Just a reminder....
 
My 35s5 is FASTER than your boat.....

Better in light air!
Way faster in heavy air!
Has a bigger cockpit!
Has a wheel sized for a MAN!!!
Has Whitlock Cobra R&P steering system!
Has a big swim platform!
Has a nice aft cabin!!!
Has A/C and heat!!!!
Has a LOA of under 36 feet, easy to handle!
Has an interior that isn't falling apart like a Nordica!
Has a draft of under 5 feet and still sails well to weather!
Has looks that draws compliments!!!

Maxi's Boat....the proverbial slow boat to china!
Mooron's boat....snail sailor with poor build quality!
Doug's boat.....a TRAWLER!!!!
Sloco's boat....quick, but dated dinosailor with head right in the V!!!
Joe's Boat....Almost a motorsailor, no performance at all!!!
Katy's Boat....not even as nice as a C&C 32
Thom's Boat....SOLD!!!
Scotty's Boat.....If Yugo had built sailboats....
Bart's Boat.....the Neverending Project boat already costing more to
fix than a nice example!!!
Skitch's Boat....He's gone and so is his sloooowww IP 31!!!
Neal's Boat....at least it's better than Scotty's!!!!
Ozzy's Boat....What boat?????!!!
John's Boat.....almost like a NEW Coronado 27!!!!

Bwahahahhahahaha! Hoohohohohohohohoho!!!! Heeeeehahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!


RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz May 11th 06 03:38 PM

Just a reminder....
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
My 35s5 is FASTER than your boat.....

Better in light air!
Way faster in heavy air!
Has a bigger cockpit!
Has a wheel sized for a MAN!!!
Has Whitlock Cobra R&P steering system!
Has a big swim platform!
Has a nice aft cabin!!!
Has A/C and heat!!!!
Has a LOA of under 36 feet, easy to handle!
Has an interior that isn't falling apart like a Nordica!
Has a draft of under 5 feet and still sails well to weather!
Has looks that draws compliments!!!

Maxi's Boat....the proverbial slow boat to china!
Mooron's boat....snail sailor with poor build quality!
Doug's boat.....a TRAWLER!!!!
Sloco's boat....quick, but dated dinosailor with head right in the V!!!
Joe's Boat....Almost a motorsailor, no performance at all!!!
Katy's Boat....not even as nice as a C&C 32
Thom's Boat....SOLD!!!
Scotty's Boat.....If Yugo had built sailboats....
Bart's Boat.....the Neverending Project boat already costing more to
fix than a nice example!!!
Skitch's Boat....He's gone and so is his sloooowww IP 31!!!
Neal's Boat....at least it's better than Scotty's!!!!
Ozzy's Boat....What boat?????!!!
John's Boat.....almost like a NEW Coronado 27!!!!

Bwahahahhahahaha! Hoohohohohohohohoho!!!! Heeeeehahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!


RB
35s5
NY


Crantz's Boat:

Less maintenance!
No negative points!
Lower cost!
Easier to handle!
No one can find fault with it!
No imperfections!
Immediate resale!
No depreciation at all!
Unmatched by any boat here!

Amen!



Bob Crantz May 11th 06 04:42 PM

Just a reminder....
 

"Mys Terry" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 11 May 2006 07:38:41 -0600, "Bob Crantz"
wrote:


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
groups.com...
My 35s5 is FASTER than your boat.....

Better in light air!
Way faster in heavy air!
Has a bigger cockpit!
Has a wheel sized for a MAN!!!
Has Whitlock Cobra R&P steering system!
Has a big swim platform!
Has a nice aft cabin!!!
Has A/C and heat!!!!
Has a LOA of under 36 feet, easy to handle!
Has an interior that isn't falling apart like a Nordica!
Has a draft of under 5 feet and still sails well to weather!
Has looks that draws compliments!!!

Maxi's Boat....the proverbial slow boat to china!
Mooron's boat....snail sailor with poor build quality!
Doug's boat.....a TRAWLER!!!!
Sloco's boat....quick, but dated dinosailor with head right in the V!!!
Joe's Boat....Almost a motorsailor, no performance at all!!!
Katy's Boat....not even as nice as a C&C 32
Thom's Boat....SOLD!!!
Scotty's Boat.....If Yugo had built sailboats....
Bart's Boat.....the Neverending Project boat already costing more to
fix than a nice example!!!
Skitch's Boat....He's gone and so is his sloooowww IP 31!!!
Neal's Boat....at least it's better than Scotty's!!!!
Ozzy's Boat....What boat?????!!!
John's Boat.....almost like a NEW Coronado 27!!!!

Bwahahahhahahaha! Hoohohohohohohohoho!!!! Heeeeehahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!


RB
35s5
NY


Crantz's Boat:

Less maintenance!
No negative points!
Lower cost!
Easier to handle!
No one can find fault with it!
No imperfections!
Immediate resale!
No depreciation at all!
Unmatched by any boat here!

Amen!


Looks like Old Thom may have you beat. His boat has everything yours
has, plus it is putting money in his pocket.


Mine has a nicer color!

Amen!



Frank Boettcher May 11th 06 05:00 PM

Just a reminder....
 
On Thu, 11 May 2006 07:38:41 -0600, "Bob Crantz"
wrote:


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
roups.com...
My 35s5 is FASTER than your boat.....

Better in light air!
Way faster in heavy air!
Has a bigger cockpit!
Has a wheel sized for a MAN!!!
Has Whitlock Cobra R&P steering system!
Has a big swim platform!
Has a nice aft cabin!!!
Has A/C and heat!!!!
Has a LOA of under 36 feet, easy to handle!
Has an interior that isn't falling apart like a Nordica!
Has a draft of under 5 feet and still sails well to weather!
Has looks that draws compliments!!!

Maxi's Boat....the proverbial slow boat to china!
Mooron's boat....snail sailor with poor build quality!
Doug's boat.....a TRAWLER!!!!
Sloco's boat....quick, but dated dinosailor with head right in the V!!!
Joe's Boat....Almost a motorsailor, no performance at all!!!
Katy's Boat....not even as nice as a C&C 32
Thom's Boat....SOLD!!!
Scotty's Boat.....If Yugo had built sailboats....
Bart's Boat.....the Neverending Project boat already costing more to
fix than a nice example!!!
Skitch's Boat....He's gone and so is his sloooowww IP 31!!!
Neal's Boat....at least it's better than Scotty's!!!!
Ozzy's Boat....What boat?????!!!
John's Boat.....almost like a NEW Coronado 27!!!!

Bwahahahhahahaha! Hoohohohohohohohoho!!!! Heeeeehahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!


RB
35s5
NY


Crantz's Boat:

Less maintenance!
No negative points!
Lower cost!
Easier to handle!
No one can find fault with it!
No imperfections!
Immediate resale!
No depreciation at all!
Unmatched by any boat here!

Nope. Mine has all those features and is currently in the form of a
bank CD.

Frank

Amen!



Thom Stewart May 11th 06 05:16 PM

Just a reminder....
 
Oh My Nutsy,

Another Pile of the same OLD **** to wade through.

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage


Maxprop May 11th 06 06:38 PM

Just a reminder....
 

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Oh My Nutsy,

Another Pile of the same OLD **** to wade through.

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage


But you responded to it, Thom. THAT is what he wants. I guess he is the
king of troll fishermen.

Max



Capt. Rob May 11th 06 09:12 PM

Just a reminder....
 
But you responded to it, Thom. THAT is what he wants. I guess he is
the
king of troll fishermen.


Plus my boat is superior in nearly ever possible aspect, Maxi....


RB
35s5
NY


Thom Stewart May 12th 06 06:59 PM

Just a reminder....
 
Max,

Yes, I respond to him. Hell, I even respond to you. I remember ASA
without him. Do you?

Nutsy's BS is better than what the Meow's were doing to the ASA. ( I was
going to say; "Far better" but that's not true) Better is enough.

He has brought the Group Back together. You and I and Gantz held the
fort, so the speak, until the Nutsy arrived as the Cavalry.

The Meow's couldn't stand up to his dumb, stupid Trolls. We saved it but
Nutsy drove them off. Without us answering his trolls we'd never would
have made it.

Face it Max. He's the MAN! Like it or not!

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage


Capt. JG May 12th 06 07:24 PM

Just a reminder....
 
I don't think Bob had anything to do with the flonkers. He didn't come back
until long after they departed.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Max,

Yes, I respond to him. Hell, I even respond to you. I remember ASA
without him. Do you?

Nutsy's BS is better than what the Meow's were doing to the ASA. ( I was
going to say; "Far better" but that's not true) Better is enough.

He has brought the Group Back together. You and I and Gantz held the
fort, so the speak, until the Nutsy arrived as the Cavalry.

The Meow's couldn't stand up to his dumb, stupid Trolls. We saved it but
Nutsy drove them off. Without us answering his trolls we'd never would
have made it.

Face it Max. He's the MAN! Like it or not!

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage




SUZY May 12th 06 07:56 PM

Just a reminder....
 
Thats right! Robert was not willing to share his fame with the
flonkers.

They left because they were ignored. Besides Robert has a better
camera than the ever did, and a far finer car than most of them ever
even rode in, and speakers that would pop the heads of a meow mixer,
and thats what's important to Robert here, not flonking.

Let's all post pictures of speakers. I love speakers, but only
expensive speakers OK?

Capt. Suzy
35s5
NY


katy May 12th 06 07:56 PM

Just a reminder....
 
Capt. JG wrote:
I don't think Bob had anything to do with the flonkers. He didn't come back
until long after they departed.

They departed when a certain someone else known for his longevity
took the permanent hike...
Bob had nothing to do with it...

katy May 12th 06 08:00 PM

Just a reminder....
 
SUZY wrote:
Thats right! Robert was not willing to share his fame with the
flonkers.

They left because they were ignored. Besides Robert has a better
camera than the ever did, and a far finer car than most of them ever
even rode in, and speakers that would pop the heads of a meow mixer,
and thats what's important to Robert here, not flonking.

Let's all post pictures of speakers. I love speakers, but only
expensive speakers OK?

Capt. Suzy
35s5
NY

Nah, I hate speakers. Let's all post pictures of our electric
toothbrushes...

Scotty May 13th 06 12:59 AM

Just a reminder....
 
Bob was posting WITH the flunkers, he was posting as
''Blondie''.

SBV

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
I don't think Bob had anything to do with the flonkers. He

didn't come back
until long after they departed.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Max,

Yes, I respond to him. Hell, I even respond to you. I

remember ASA
without him. Do you?

Nutsy's BS is better than what the Meow's were doing to

the ASA. ( I was
going to say; "Far better" but that's not true) Better

is enough.

He has brought the Group Back together. You and I and

Gantz held the
fort, so the speak, until the Nutsy arrived as the

Cavalry.

The Meow's couldn't stand up to his dumb, stupid Trolls.

We saved it but
Nutsy drove them off. Without us answering his trolls

we'd never would
have made it.

Face it Max. He's the MAN! Like it or not!

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage






Capt. Rob May 13th 06 01:31 PM

Just a reminder....
 
Bob was posting WITH the flunkers, he was posting as
''Blondie''.


As WHO????


RB
35s5
NY


Paladin May 21st 06 04:05 AM

Just a reminder....
 

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...
| Max,
|
| Yes, I respond to him. Hell, I even respond to you. I remember ASA
| without him. Do you?
|
| Nutsy's BS is better than what the Meow's were doing to the ASA. ( I was
| going to say; "Far better" but that's not true) Better is enough.
|
| He has brought the Group Back together. You and I and Gantz held the
| fort, so the speak, until the Nutsy arrived as the Cavalry.
|
| The Meow's couldn't stand up to his dumb, stupid Trolls. We saved it but
| Nutsy drove them off. Without us answering his trolls we'd never would
| have made it.


Irrational ravings of a lunatic...

Paladin

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