Capt.Mooron wrote:
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message

Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques?

Oh there's far worse.... like having Bobsprit try to rescue you!!

***SCENE 2 ***
Bobsprit :- "Here hold on to this spearshaft!!"
[fires spear into victim]
Victim :-"Groan"
Bobsprit:- "I'll just get my flippers on before I get my GPS to enter the
Waypoint and then I'll fix a line to this here Ring Buoy and swim it out to
you"
Victim:-"Groan"
Bobsprit-:"Oh wait I'll call for help on both my cell phones first"
Victim:-"Groan"
---Fade to footage of Shark Fin approaching---
***CUT***

CM-

Scene 3 take 1

SMACK

vicitm..Uaaaaaa Bob here comes a
Bobspirt: " Hello 911 help
Victim: shark
Bobspirt: Well I'm on a boat out on the water and my deckhand fell over
and we need assitance and I mean now, after your last ****up you better
get here fast. click
Victim:shark! Shark.
Bobspirt: Damn I forgot to tell that bitch were we are.
Victim:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bobspirt: FN 911 assholes...I'm going to sue!

CUT

SMACK

Joe

Capt. JG wrote:
I think what he was trying to ask was what is the next leading cause of
death after deaths caused by sinking. But, that's just a guess.

It was a trick and well worded question, you failed BTW..and you are
suppose to have a ticket.

One can figure all things associated with drowning fits in the causes
of death from sinking...simple logic. Same cause, sinking.

Fire is next.

Fiberglass burns like oil soaked rags once it get going. And that black
smoke...man what a danger.

Joe



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"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On 28 Jul 2006 12:30:22 -0700, "Joe" wrote:


Sterling Keays wrote:
FIRE !!

Well done Sterling! you get 8 ASA points for that one.



Except he's completely WRONG!

You asked what was the most deadly AFTER sinking.

Fires on board causing loss of life are BEFORE sinking on the list of what
kills
people at sea.

And you are a lubberly idiot if you think you can't die from a fire on a
steel
hulled boat.

CWM

Charlie Morgan wrote:

You asked what was the most deadly AFTER sinking.

Fires on board causing loss of life are BEFORE sinking on the list of
what kills people at sea.

If I understand correctly, what he actually meant was something like: What
is the NEXT most deadly thing to sailors at sea, after sinking. Like, not
"most deadly" in a temporal context following the sinking of one's boat, but
"next most deadly, assuming sinking is the most deadly".

Being a 'grammer Nazi' of high repute, I naturally answered his question in
good faith, taking the ship's drill clue to mean liferaft drill, and
concluding that, as one proceeds through the temporal domain following the
sinking of one's boat, one is most likely to die from a lack of staying
afloat (death being attributable to a lack of gills).


--
Capt Scumbalino

Sorry Joe, but it was not worded well. And, it has nothing to do with the CG
exam.

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"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...

Capt. JG wrote:
I think what he was trying to ask was what is the next leading cause of
death after deaths caused by sinking. But, that's just a guess.

It was a trick and well worded question, you failed BTW..and you are
suppose to have a ticket.

One can figure all things associated with drowning fits in the causes
of death from sinking...simple logic. Same cause, sinking.

Fire is next.

Fiberglass burns like oil soaked rags once it get going. And that black
smoke...man what a danger.

Joe



--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On 28 Jul 2006 12:30:22 -0700, "Joe" wrote:


Sterling Keays wrote:
FIRE !!

Well done Sterling! you get 8 ASA points for that one.



Except he's completely WRONG!

You asked what was the most deadly AFTER sinking.

Fires on board causing loss of life are BEFORE sinking on the list of
what
kills
people at sea.

And you are a lubberly idiot if you think you can't die from a fire on
a
steel
hulled boat.

CWM

OzOne wrote:


He just don't write good English...he's a Texan after all!

Now Oz just because Texas is bigger and better than Oz, and we have or
own way of saying things, is no reason for you to get uppety. Now cow
tawl back to yer prison coloney and keep yer yap zipped, you all sound
just like those limey guys anyway and your jokes are not funny, I think
it's that british mumbling you guys do that ruins it.

joe


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Capt. JG wrote:
Sorry Joe, but it was not worded well. And, it has nothing to do with the CG
exam.


What ticket do you have?

Seems IIRC fire fighting is on the exam, but I never sat for anything
less than a 100 T.

Joe




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"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...

Capt. JG wrote:
I think what he was trying to ask was what is the next leading cause of
death after deaths caused by sinking. But, that's just a guess.

It was a trick and well worded question, you failed BTW..and you are
suppose to have a ticket.

One can figure all things associated with drowning fits in the causes
of death from sinking...simple logic. Same cause, sinking.

Fire is next.

Fiberglass burns like oil soaked rags once it get going. And that black
smoke...man what a danger.

Joe



--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On 28 Jul 2006 12:30:22 -0700, "Joe" wrote:


Sterling Keays wrote:
FIRE !!

Well done Sterling! you get 8 ASA points for that one.



Except he's completely WRONG!

You asked what was the most deadly AFTER sinking.

Fires on board causing loss of life are BEFORE sinking on the list of
what
kills
people at sea.

And you are a lubberly idiot if you think you can't die from a fire on
a
steel
hulled boat.

CWM

Water.


"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com..
..
After sinking?

Joe

yeah, those ''spear gun rescues'' can be a bitch!



"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB
techniques?




http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage

OzOne wrote in message
news

BTW did you know that Oz is just a tad smaller than the
USA if you
exclude Alaska (doesn't everyone).


Did you include Hawaii?
Why exclude Alaska?
Why not exclude TX and FL then?
Why not just say, Oz is bigger then the Eastern half of USA?

You lose, try again.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_

Still, it's better than discussing soccer mom vans.

Good show Joe!

Scotty


"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
Sorry Joe, but it was not worded well. And, it has nothing
to do with the CG
exam.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message

ups.com...

Capt. JG wrote:
I think what he was trying to ask was what is the next
leading cause of
death after deaths caused by sinking. But, that's just
a guess.

It was a trick and well worded question, you failed
BTW..and you are
suppose to have a ticket.

One can figure all things associated with drowning fits
in the causes
of death from sinking...simple logic. Same cause,
sinking.

Fire is next.

Fiberglass burns like oil soaked rags once it get going.
And that black
smoke...man what a danger.

Joe



--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On 28 Jul 2006 12:30:22 -0700, "Joe"
wrote:


Sterling Keays wrote:
FIRE !!

Well done Sterling! you get 8 ASA points for that
one.



Except he's completely WRONG!

You asked what was the most deadly AFTER sinking.

Fires on board causing loss of life are BEFORE
sinking on the list of
what
kills
people at sea.

And you are a lubberly idiot if you think you can't
die from a fire on
a
steel
hulled boat.

CWM