"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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Cockpit cushions are expensive and not so functional.



Yes, they're very unpopular for that reason.


Up until now. With the disclosure of my good advice, hundreds if not
thousands will run out to purchase USCG approved throw cushions and outfit
their fine vessels with the ultimate in comfort and functionality.

Another tip for the manly man - those cushions are available in camo!

You see RB, real sailors don't want fashions statements such as ridiculously
large wheels or curved plastic ports, they want functionality, practicality
and value.

You can't beat USCG approved cockpit cushions unless they're camo USCG
cockpit cushions!

Glory!

You see RB, real sailors don't want fashions statements such as
ridiculously
large wheels

Yeah, it's so silly to be able to reach the wheel from the high side!

or curved plastic ports

Yeah, having good light below is so impractical. Making the ports lexan
thicker than those on a baby Swan is also silly!

they want functionality, practicality
and value.

Value? On a sailboat? Costco cushions? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



RB
35s5
NY

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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they want functionality, practicality
and value.

Value? On a sailboat? Costco cushions? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Are you clueless or retarded? Costco does not sell camo cushions. Cabela's
does.

Busted!