Scotty wrote:
OzOne wrote in message
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On Sat, 4 Nov 2006 21:06:37 -0500, "Scotty"



scribbled thusly:


Today I towed a broken down sailboat back to his slip.


Scotty




What happened..the sky fall in?


Said he just got the boat, from a charity sale. Looked like
a mess. No sails on the boat, but a spinn pole was hanging
from the front of the mast. I saw him motoring around when I
sailed in, then he was anchored in the river yelling Ahoy!
Ahoy!. So I towed him in.

Scotty



He was actually calling Ahoy?????

Maxprop wrote:
"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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Can you claim salvage?


POS boat with a *yellow hull? *

Would you?

Max


Spin Sheet has a 1970something Coronado 27 for sale by the Sea
Scouts...ya think it might have been a donation from you-know-who when
the doctor made the mistake on Neal's hemmorhoids and turned him into Ellen?

Said he just got the boat, from a charity sale. Looked like
a mess. No sails on the boat, but a spinn pole was hanging
from the front of the mast.

That could come in handy.


.... I saw him motoring around when I
sailed in, then he was anchored in the river yelling Ahoy!
Ahoy!. So I towed him in.


katysails wrote:
He was actually calling Ahoy?????

Yes, a time honored nautical hail meaning "I require
assistance. I am out of chocolate-chip cookies."

DSK

DSK wrote:
Said he just got the boat, from a charity sale. Looked like
a mess. No sails on the boat, but a spinn pole was hanging
from the front of the mast.


That could come in handy.


.... I saw him motoring around when I
sailed in, then he was anchored in the river yelling Ahoy!
Ahoy!. So I towed him in.



katysails wrote:

He was actually calling Ahoy?????


Yes, a time honored nautical hail meaning "I require assistance. I am
out of chocolate-chip cookies."

DSK

Wouldn't it be better if it meant, hey, bring me a beer?

DSK wrote:
He was actually calling Ahoy?????

Yes, a time honored nautical hail meaning "I require assistance. I am
out of chocolate-chip cookies."

In my father's old condo parking garage in Boca Raton was a Rolls
Royce - the owner kept a jar of Grey Poupon in the cup holder!

"katy" wrote in message
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Scotty wrote:
OzOne wrote in message
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On Sat, 4 Nov 2006 21:06:37 -0500, "Scotty"



scribbled thusly:


Today I towed a broken down sailboat back to his slip.


Scotty




What happened..the sky fall in?


Said he just got the boat, from a charity sale. Looked
like
a mess. No sails on the boat, but a spinn pole was
hanging
from the front of the mast. I saw him motoring around
when I
sailed in, then he was anchored in the river yelling
Ahoy!
Ahoy!. So I towed him in.

Scotty



He was actually calling Ahoy?????

yes.

"Jeff" wrote in message
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DSK wrote:
He was actually calling Ahoy?????

Yes, a time honored nautical hail meaning "I require
assistance. I am
out of chocolate-chip cookies."

In my father's old condo parking garage in Boca Raton was
a Rolls
Royce - the owner kept a jar of Grey Poupon in the cup
holder!

Ha. I forgot the mustard one time, discovered it *after* I
grilled some burgers. It reminded me of that commercial.
but I didn't go around the anchorage begging mustard.
Luckily, I found a saucy wench in the next port to get me
some.

Scotty

Scotty wrote:
Ha. I forgot the mustard one time, discovered it *after* I
grilled some burgers. It reminded me of that commercial.
but I didn't go around the anchorage begging mustard.
Luckily, I found a saucy wench in the next port to get me
some.


Weren't the burgers cold by then?

DSK

"DSK" wrote in message
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Scotty wrote:
Ha. I forgot the mustard one time, discovered it
*after* I
grilled some burgers. It reminded me of that
commercial.
but I didn't go around the anchorage begging mustard.
Luckily, I found a saucy wench in the next port to get
me
some.


Weren't the burgers cold by then?

They were in the holding tank by then.

DSK wrote:
Scotty wrote:

Ha. I forgot the mustard one time, discovered it *after* I
grilled some burgers. It reminded me of that commercial.
but I didn't go around the anchorage begging mustard.
Luckily, I found a saucy wench in the next port to get me
some.

Weren't the burgers cold by then?

That's why you ask for hot spicy mustard.

//Walt