I'm getting good and drunk, I'm drinking all night until the polls open
tomorrow. Then I'm going down, looking and smelling my best, to vote
Republican! hic! I'm going to vote for Bush because he's the only one that
can end the Korean War. hic! I'm a Korean War veteran, my motorhome is nicer
than Capt Neal's airstream and I can hold my liquor better than Ole Thom.
hic! I am as drunk as hell but they won't mistake me for Ted Kennedy because
I am not as large as an Oldsmobile hic! Especially one floating on its back!
hic! Ole Thom and I should trade war stories about fighting those Japs.
hic!! Hic!! Ain't he a Korean War veteran too? hic!! Hic!!! Hicccc!!!!
Bwaaaaaaaarffffff!!!!!!!

"Lloyd Bonifide" wrote:

I'm getting good and drunk, I'm drinking all night until the polls open
tomorrow. Then I'm going down, looking and smelling my best, to vote
Republican! hic!

Good for you, Lloyd! Just goes to show that a drunk is smarter than a
liberal democRAT.

We have a question on the ballot this time around which asks the people if
they should continue to keep the liquor stores closed during the election.
All drunks here know this and buy extra the night before. I think the law
was created right after prohibition.

I'm going to vote for Bush because he's the only one that can end the
Korean War. hic!

checking the date of this post Ummm, you do mean WW3, don't you? heh

I'm a Korean War veteran, my motorhome is nicer than Capt Neal's airstream

I have no doubt! What color is your airstream? Surely a manly man like you
wouldn't want it to be silver like all the rest, would you?

and I can hold my liquor better than Ole Thom.

That's possible, but you would never be able to drink the infamous Capt.
Mooron under the table, or sailboat...

hic! I am as drunk as hell but they won't mistake me for Ted Kennedy
because I am not as large as an Oldsmobile hic! Especially one floating on
its back!

Hahaaa! Good one! It beats watching television this last week.

hic! Ole Thom and I should trade war stories about fighting those Japs.
hic!! Hic!! Ain't he a Korean War veteran too? hic!! Hic!!! Hicccc!!!!
Bwaaaaaaaarffffff!!!!!!!

I'm not sure what Ole Thom is anymore. I think he refers to himself as a
beached whale or something like that.

LP

Lloyd Bonifide wrote:
I'm getting good and drunk, I'm drinking all night until the polls open
tomorrow. Then I'm going down, looking and smelling my best, to vote
Republican! hic! I'm going to vote for Bush because he's the only one that
can end the Korean War. hic! I'm a Korean War veteran, my motorhome is nicer
than Capt Neal's airstream and I can hold my liquor better than Ole Thom.
hic! I am as drunk as hell but they won't mistake me for Ted Kennedy because
I am not as large as an Oldsmobile hic! Especially one floating on its back!
hic! Ole Thom and I should trade war stories about fighting those Japs.
hic!! Hic!! Ain't he a Korean War veteran too? hic!! Hic!!! Hicccc!!!!
Bwaaaaaaaarffffff!!!!!!!



If you get too drunk, you just might end up voting straight Democratic.
Or, you might not remember who you voted for. - How would you explain
that to your buddies?

Jim