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OzOne wrote
| "Subaru B9 Tribeca Subaru execs may have been stony-faced when TTAC
| described the front end of their new SUV as a "flying vagina," but at
| least they didn't turn to stone. Given the unrelenting hideousness of
| the Tribeca's design- from its genital front end to its fallopian
| dash to its alien eyes rear end - they should count themselves lucky.
| The fact that the B9 is also slow, thirsty and cramped proves that
| repulsiveness can be more than skin deep. Why Subaru felt the need to
| enter the SUV segment when it offers such a wide range of superb four
| wheel-drive sedans and wagons is anybody's guess. Clearly, they
| shouldn't have bothered."


Well, I happen to think it looks kewl! What does everybody else think?
http://www.caranddriver.com/assets/i...2005153935.jpg
If the front looks like a vagina I wonder what the women look like in
Australia. I mean if their vaginas look like that what's the rest of them look
like.

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OzOne wrote
| "Subaru B9 Tribeca Subaru execs may have been

stony-faced when TTAC
| described the front end of their new SUV as a "flying

vagina," but at
| least they didn't turn to stone. Given the unrelenting

hideousness of
| the Tribeca's design- from its genital front end to its

fallopian
| dash to its alien eyes rear end - they should count

themselves lucky.
| The fact that the B9 is also slow, thirsty and cramped

proves that
| repulsiveness can be more than skin deep. Why Subaru

felt the need to
| enter the SUV segment when it offers such a wide range

of superb four
| wheel-drive sedans and wagons is anybody's guess.

Clearly, they
| shouldn't have bothered."


Well, I happen to think it looks kewl! What does

everybody else think?
http://www.caranddriver.com/assets/i...2005153935.jpg
If the front looks like a vagina I wonder what the

women look like in
Australia. I mean if their vaginas look like that what's

the rest of them look
like.



Like this;
http://www.northrup.org/photos/sheep/sheep%20(4).htm

Scotty


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On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 17:21:58 -0500, "Ellen MacArthur"
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Well, I happen to think it looks kewl! What does

everybody else think?

http://www.caranddriver.com/assets/i...2005153935.jpg
If the front looks like a vagina I wonder what the

women look like in
Australia. I mean if their vaginas look like that what's

the rest of them look
like.

Cheers,
Ellen


This usually
http://www.northrup.org/photos/sheep/sheep%20(4).htm



She's cute, Ozzy.

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Ellen MacArthur wrote:

Well, I happen to think it looks kewl! What does everybody else
think? http://www.caranddriver.com/assets/i...2005153935.jpg
If the front looks like a vagina I wonder what the women look
like in Australia. I mean if their vaginas look like that what's the
rest of them look like.


I don't get the vagina reference, I have to admit. However, one thing I'm
sure of is that it is, in no way, shape, or form, "kewl". More like a load
of bulbous puke.


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OzOne wrote
| "Subaru B9 Tribeca Subaru execs may have been

stony-faced when TTAC
| described the front end of their new SUV as a "flying

vagina," but at
| least they didn't turn to stone. Given the unrelenting

hideousness of
| the Tribeca's design- from its genital front end to its

fallopian
| dash to its alien eyes rear end - they should count

themselves lucky.
| The fact that the B9 is also slow, thirsty and cramped

proves that
| repulsiveness can be more than skin deep. Why Subaru

felt the need to
| enter the SUV segment when it offers such a wide range

of superb four
| wheel-drive sedans and wagons is anybody's guess.

Clearly, they
| shouldn't have bothered."


Well, I happen to think it looks kewl! What does

everybody else think?
http://www.caranddriver.com/assets/i...2005153935.jpg
If the front looks like a vagina I wonder what the

women look like in
Australia. I mean if their vaginas look like that what's

the rest of them look
like.



Like this;
http://www.northrup.org/photos/sheep/sheep%20(4).htm


Careful. You'll get Ozzy all sweaty and excited with that photo.

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I don't get the vagina


really? have you met Jon yet?




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I don't get the vagina


really? have you met Jon yet?






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On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 17:54:31 -0500, "Scotty"
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Like this;
http://www.northrup.org/photos/sheep/sheep%20(4).htm

Scotty


Mmmmmmmm, lambchops on the BBQ...


Australian 'code' for some arcane and perverse sex practice, no doubt. g

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Like this;
http://www.northrup.org/photos/sheep/sheep%20(4).htm

Scotty


Mmmmmmmm, lambchops on the fence...




 
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