Gilligan wrote:
That is not food, it is pure crap. Spam is full of salt, pig snouts and fat.
That squirty cheese is mostly oil so it can squirt. The baked beans are
mostly sugar. You just stuffed yourself with trans fats and sugars. Thank
God you didn't feed it to some poor animal or worse yet, throw it overboard.



That's why we should all be thankful for Scotty...if he eats it all, we
never have to....he's saving the environment...

Gilligan wrote:

That is not food, it is pure crap.

You've got the digestive processes a little out of order here.

Spam is full of salt

So is the ocean

..... pig snouts and fat.

Bobsprit!
oh wait, is this a word association game?


That squirty cheese is mostly oil so it can squirt. The baked beans are
mostly sugar. You just stuffed yourself with trans fats and sugars.

And your point is?

Thank
God you didn't feed it to some poor animal or worse yet, throw it overboard.


I wonder if all the sugar going into the water from the
usual American diet is affecting the ecology. Sugar may be
worse than DDT!

DSK

Sounds delicious, but you need some starch. Can you use a
bigger pot & throw in some macaroni or rice?


Scotty wrote:
I had some dinner rolls, left over from Thanksgiving.


Real men know how to make bisquits.
How else can they be sure if their woman is making them right?

DSK

"Walt" wrote in message
...
Scotty wrote:

Dang it gets cold at night. As soon as the sun fell I
knew
it was a ''baked beans night'' ( helps one keep warm ) .
For
some reason I'm not allowed to eat them at home ( go
figure), so I keep a few cans in the boat. Thought this
one
up as I was sailing;
First I grilled a bunch of Spam slices, then cut them
into
chunks. Put a pot of beans on the stove, add the chunks.
Let
simmer for a while, or till you're hungry. Make a big
peace
sign of Squirty Cheese on top ( add tomatoes if Haggy's
coming for dinner ). Eat right out of the pot. MmmMmm
,
damn , that's good!!!

Eat it right out of the pot? No, I'm sorry, but that just
won't do.

A meal should be served on the proper dinnerware,
especially if you go
to that much time and trouble to prepare it. Such a fine
meal deserves
the proper presentation, and in this case, I'd recomend
the traditional
trough.

You carry a trough on your boat?

SBV

"Gilligan" wrote in
message . ..
That is not food, it is pure crap.

well, it was the next morning.

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Gilligan" wrote in
message . ..
That is not food, it is pure crap.

well, it was the next morning.


and very pure!

"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
reenews.net...

"Scotty" wrote
| First I grilled a bunch of Spam slices, then cut them into
| chunks. Put a pot of beans on the stove, add the chunks. Let
| simmer for a while, or till you're hungry. Make a big peace
| sign of Squirty Cheese on top ( add tomatoes if Haggy's
| coming for dinner ). Eat right out of the pot. MmmMmm ,
| damn , that's good!!!


Your clogging up your veins and arteries, Scotty.... Next thing you
know you'll
end up like Old Tom. Circulation disease. Dementia. Disability. It's not
too late
to eat healthy diet things. You can reverse some of the damage.

I've been recommending that he take up smoking in order to abstain from his
unhealthy eating habits.

Max

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..
Dang it gets cold at night. As soon as the sun fell I knew
it was a ''baked beans night'' ( helps one keep warm ) . For
some reason I'm not allowed to eat them at home ( go
figure), so I keep a few cans in the boat. Thought this one
up as I was sailing;
First I grilled a bunch of Spam slices, then cut them into
chunks. Put a pot of beans on the stove, add the chunks. Let
simmer for a while, or till you're hungry. Make a big peace
sign of Squirty Cheese on top ( add tomatoes if Haggy's
coming for dinner ). Eat right out of the pot. MmmMmm ,
damn , that's good!!!

Take a Lipitor and call me in the morning.

Max

Scotty wrote:
"Walt" wrote

Such a fine meal deserves
the proper presentation, and in this case, I'd recomend
the traditional trough.

You carry a trough on your boat?

I certainly would if I ate chopped Spam with aerosol cheese on top.


//Walt

"Walt" wrote in message
...
Scotty wrote:
"Walt" wrote

Such a fine meal deserves
the proper presentation, and in this case, I'd recomend
the traditional trough.

You carry a trough on your boat?

I certainly would if I ate chopped Spam with aerosol
cheese on top.


you have Colitis?