They remind you and remind you not to forget Daylight Saving Time. They
come up with clever little phrases like "Spring forward and Fall back".
They act like the public is a bunch of morons. I think they might be
correct in their assessment.

Now they've started admonishing you to change batteries in your smoke
detectors twice a year when you change the clock. So that now means you
toss perfectly good batteries away after three months in the winter. How
dumb is that.

What's next? Let's see now . . .

When you change your clock also change the filters in your air
conditioner.
When you change your clock be sure to make sure you also get a pap smear
or psa test.
When you change your clock also change the batteries in your wrist
watch.
When you change your clock don't forget to get your annual physical
check-up.
When you change your clock clean your refrigerator.
When you change your clock make your hurricane preparations.

Boy is the population of this country ever a bunch of stupid insipid
sheep.

Wilbur Hubbard

Here's one just for you; when you change the clocks, change
your underwear, too.

SV

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
message ...
They remind you and remind you not to forget Daylight
Saving Time. They
come up with clever little phrases like "Spring forward
and Fall back".
They act like the public is a bunch of morons. I think
they might be
correct in their assessment.

Now they've started admonishing you to change batteries in
your smoke
detectors twice a year when you change the clock. So that
now means you
toss perfectly good batteries away after three months in
the winter. How
dumb is that.

What's next? Let's see now . . .

When you change your clock also change the filters in your
air
conditioner.
When you change your clock be sure to make sure you also
get a pap smear
or psa test.
When you change your clock also change the batteries in
your wrist
watch.
When you change your clock don't forget to get your annual
physical
check-up.
When you change your clock clean your refrigerator.
When you change your clock make your hurricane
preparations.

Boy is the population of this country ever a bunch of
stupid insipid
sheep.

Wilbur Hubbard

Scotty wrote:
Here's one just for you; when you change the clocks, change
your underwear, too.

SV


In order to change undewear, one must first wear underwear....

Scotty wrote:
: Here's one just for you; when you change the clocks, change
: your underwear, too.

top-posting makes you look even more foolish, scotty.
:
: SV
:
: "Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
: message ...
:: They remind you and remind you not to forget Daylight Saving Time.
:: They come up with clever little phrases like "Spring forward and
:: Fall back". They act like the public is a bunch of morons. I think
:: they might be correct in their assessment.
::
:: Now they've started admonishing you to change batteries in your smoke
:: detectors twice a year when you change the clock. So that now means
:: you toss perfectly good batteries away after three months in the
:: winter. How dumb is that.
::
:: What's next? Let's see now . . .
::
:: When you change your clock also change the filters in your air
:: conditioner.
:: When you change your clock be sure to make sure you also get a pap
:: smear or psa test.
:: When you change your clock also change the batteries in your wrist
:: watch.
:: When you change your clock don't forget to get your annual physical
:: check-up.
:: When you change your clock clean your refrigerator.
:: When you change your clock make your hurricane preparations.
::
:: Boy is the population of this country ever a bunch of stupid insipid
:: sheep.
::
:: Wilbur Hubbard

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"katy" wrote in message
...
Scotty wrote:
Here's one just for you; when you change the clocks,
change
your underwear, too.

SV


In order to change undewear, one must first wear
underwear....

Oh, I didn't mean you, Katy.

S

"Scotty" w@u wrote in message
. ..
Here's one just for you; when you change the clocks, change
your underwear, too.


Any man who's done a little reading knows wearing underwear can harm the
testicles and is a causative factor in testicular cancer. It's because
of the heat. The underwear traps body core heat around the scrotum.

The reason Mother Nature created a scrotum is to keep the testicles
cooler than body temperature. They need to be a couple of degrees below
98.6 degrees in order to function properly and to produce viable sperm
cells. Scotsmen have the right idea. They wear kilts and no underwear.
They have a nice, cool breeze going on at all times.

Another reason real men don't wear underwear is for personal hygiene
reasons around the scrotum/anal opening area. Underwear makes your butt
crack hotter and causes it to remain damp or wet with sweat. Mix this
sweat with residue that remains after wiping with toilet paper after
defecation and you end up with a perfect medium for bacterial growth.
This causes crotch rot rashes and irritates tender rectal opening
tissue. And it all has an offensive odor. Forsaking underwear leaves the
entire area cooler, drier, healthier and sweet smelling.

There's one other more obvious argument for men not wearing underwear.
It's easier to scratch your nuts.

Wilbur Hubbard

"Scotty" w@u wrote in message
. ..

"katy" wrote in message
...
Scotty wrote:
Here's one just for you; when you change the clocks,
change
your underwear, too.

SV


In order to change undewear, one must first wear
underwear....

Oh, I didn't mean you, Katy.

Is she like Brittney Spears?

Max

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
...

"Scotty" w@u wrote in message
. ..
Here's one just for you; when you change the clocks, change
your underwear, too.


Any man who's done a little reading knows wearing underwear can harm the
testicles and is a causative factor in testicular cancer. It's because of
the heat. The underwear traps body core heat around the scrotum.

The reason Mother Nature created a scrotum is to keep the testicles cooler
than body temperature. They need to be a couple of degrees below 98.6
degrees in order to function properly and to produce viable sperm cells.
Scotsmen have the right idea. They wear kilts and no underwear. They have
a nice, cool breeze going on at all times.

I think Mother Nature didn't envision any clothing at all. Fooled her,
didn't we?

Another reason real men don't wear underwear is for personal hygiene
reasons around the scrotum/anal opening area. Underwear makes your butt
crack hotter and causes it to remain damp or wet with sweat. Mix this
sweat with residue that remains after wiping with toilet paper after
defecation and you end up with a perfect medium for bacterial growth. This
causes crotch rot rashes and irritates tender rectal opening tissue. And
it all has an offensive odor. Forsaking underwear leaves the entire area
cooler, drier, healthier and sweet smelling.

So can we assume this means you won't be changing your underwear whilst
setting your clocks ahead?


There's one other more obvious argument for men not wearing underwear.
It's easier to scratch your nuts.

There's actually one more reason, which probably applies more to you than
others: it's cheaper.

Max

"Maxprop" wrote in

Oh, I didn't mean you, Katy.

Is she like Brittney Spears?


No, I believe she still has her beehive.

Scotty

A bath, more than once a month, helps.

SV

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
message ...

"Scotty" w@u wrote in message
. ..
Here's one just for you; when you change the clocks,
change
your underwear, too.


Any man who's done a little reading knows wearing
underwear can harm the
testicles and is a causative factor in testicular cancer.
It's because
of the heat. The underwear traps body core heat around the
scrotum.

The reason Mother Nature created a scrotum is to keep the
testicles
cooler than body temperature. They need to be a couple of
degrees below
98.6 degrees in order to function properly and to produce
viable sperm
cells. Scotsmen have the right idea. They wear kilts and
no underwear.
They have a nice, cool breeze going on at all times.

Another reason real men don't wear underwear is for
personal hygiene
reasons around the scrotum/anal opening area. Underwear
makes your butt
crack hotter and causes it to remain damp or wet with
sweat. Mix this
sweat with residue that remains after wiping with toilet
paper after
defecation and you end up with a perfect medium for
bacterial growth.
This causes crotch rot rashes and irritates tender rectal
opening
tissue. And it all has an offensive odor. Forsaking
underwear leaves the
entire area cooler, drier, healthier and sweet smelling.

There's one other more obvious argument for men not
wearing underwear.
It's easier to scratch your nuts.

Wilbur Hubbard