The Biggest Losers In ASA.....


#5 Jeff
Let's be honest here. Most folks who don't buy a Catamaran avoid it
because the shape and look just don't suit their romantic notion of
what a sailboat should be. On top of that, most folks want a boat that
heals and feels like a sailboat should. For many a boat like the PDQ
is just little fun, though one can't ignore the practical aspects.
Still, check your sailing dreams at the door if this is your choice,
just as Jeff did. I put Jeff at #5 because he's never really had the
right boat and now he's really really bloody old. Time is running out
fast. Jeff, you are a LOSER!!!

#4 Sloco
Yikes! This is one frustrated dude. From is lame car to his depressing
boat, Sloco's whole life appears to be built around the idea of buying
items that are "almost nice." and yet failing to commit to himself.
It's so funny that poor Sloco used to make fun of my boat being older
and slower, and in an instant he's in last place. Now with a C&C 99 in
our near future, he's really toasted. Still worse, Max buys a true
raceboat, something Sloco hasn't the balls (or apparently the cash/
credit) to do anything like that. Sloco, you're a SUPER LOSER!!!!!

#3 Scotty
If doing the least with a life was an event, Scotty'd be a contender
for sure. I have seen ice cubes with more ambition. This poor sod
lives like a Deliverance hillbilly and buys used boats the way a 50
year old Mexican roofer buys a Pinto with 250K miles on it, just so
long as the ac still blows cold. Scotty Potty previously owned a Mac
25, a vessel well suited to someone just starting out in life. At his
age it was embarassing, but he actually found something even sadder to
buy...and bought it! Scotty, you're an ULTRA LOSER!!!!!

#2 Dave
Like Scotty, Dave finds himself in a less than happy state and with
few years to turn it around. I happen to know a certain lady who knew
Dave well, so I have some insight. Dave HAD money and a measure of
success and then he screwed up...and I know how it happened. So when a
fella's fortunes collapse, what boat can he own? Well we all know the
answer! A vessel that is so ugly that a famous sailor wouldn't go near
the whole line and the ugly sister of an otherwise fine heritage of
boats. Dave hoped for at least some trickle down respect and found
none. Dave, you are a SUPREME LOSER!!!!!

And coming in with the win....beating the others at failure by a
significant margin........


#1 Doug
Doug, a Internet sailor who talks out of his ass as easily as most
folks take a ****, made the ultimate loser move. He caved to his Art
Carney look-a-like wife and bought.....a powerboat!!!!! No one else on
ASA has come close to this level of failure. Still worse, he stuck
around to talk about it as though nothing significant in his life had
been crushed. Amazing! Shocking...and a little sad. Doug, you're the
winner here and the ULTIMATE LOSER!!!!!!





Capt RB
35s5
NY

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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The Biggest Losers In ASA.....



On top of that, most folks want a boat that
heals

that would be handy if it gets a boo-boo.

Scotty

The ultimate loser is clearly RB.

Only a loser habitually makes lists of who he thinks is a loser. The
clearest sign of a loser is continuously claiming that your life is
better than any other, and your possessions are better than any others.

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#5 Jeff
Let's be honest here. Most folks who don't buy a Catamaran avoid it
because the shape and look just don't suit their romantic notion of
what a sailboat should be. On top of that, most folks want a boat that
heals and feels like a sailboat should. For many a boat like the PDQ
is just little fun, though one can't ignore the practical aspects.
Still, check your sailing dreams at the door if this is your choice,
just as Jeff did. I put Jeff at #5 because he's never really had the
right boat and now he's really really bloody old. Time is running out
fast. Jeff, you are a LOSER!!!

#4 Sloco
Yikes! This is one frustrated dude. From is lame car to his depressing
boat, Sloco's whole life appears to be built around the idea of buying
items that are "almost nice." and yet failing to commit to himself.
It's so funny that poor Sloco used to make fun of my boat being older
and slower, and in an instant he's in last place. Now with a C&C 99 in
our near future, he's really toasted. Still worse, Max buys a true
raceboat, something Sloco hasn't the balls (or apparently the cash/
credit) to do anything like that. Sloco, you're a SUPER LOSER!!!!!

#3 Scotty
If doing the least with a life was an event, Scotty'd be a contender
for sure. I have seen ice cubes with more ambition. This poor sod
lives like a Deliverance hillbilly and buys used boats the way a 50
year old Mexican roofer buys a Pinto with 250K miles on it, just so
long as the ac still blows cold. Scotty Potty previously owned a Mac
25, a vessel well suited to someone just starting out in life. At his
age it was embarassing, but he actually found something even sadder to
buy...and bought it! Scotty, you're an ULTRA LOSER!!!!!

#2 Dave
Like Scotty, Dave finds himself in a less than happy state and with
few years to turn it around. I happen to know a certain lady who knew
Dave well, so I have some insight. Dave HAD money and a measure of
success and then he screwed up...and I know how it happened. So when a
fella's fortunes collapse, what boat can he own? Well we all know the
answer! A vessel that is so ugly that a famous sailor wouldn't go near
the whole line and the ugly sister of an otherwise fine heritage of
boats. Dave hoped for at least some trickle down respect and found
none. Dave, you are a SUPREME LOSER!!!!!

And coming in with the win....beating the others at failure by a
significant margin........


#1 Doug
Doug, a Internet sailor who talks out of his ass as easily as most
folks take a ****, made the ultimate loser move. He caved to his Art
Carney look-a-like wife and bought.....a powerboat!!!!! No one else on
ASA has come close to this level of failure. Still worse, he stuck
around to talk about it as though nothing significant in his life had
been crushed. Amazing! Shocking...and a little sad. Doug, you're the
winner here and the ULTIMATE LOSER!!!!!!


You forgot to mention the REAL ultimate loser. That would Capt. Jonathan
Ganz. Here are the reasons.

1) Momma's boy par excellence
2) Gay and proud of it.
3) Brags in writing on Usenet about the illegal drugs he's taken and
probably failed to disclose said illegal drug usage on his USCG
captain's license application.
4) Sorry snitching netcop.
5) Total flaming liberal hypocrite.
6) Blatant liar and psychotic imbecile.
7) Steals business names from existing businesses and uses then for his
own dubious business.
8) Skinny, ugly, pimple-faced geek.
9) Irrational and slimey.
10 Lower than a snakes belly.

Next time, get it right or YOU'LL have to put yourself on the Ultimate
Loser List.

Wilbur Hubbard

The SURE sign of a loser is calling yourself ''Charlie
Morgan''.

SV
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
news
On Wed, 09 May 2007 19:48:48 -0400, Jeff
wrote:

The ultimate loser is clearly RB.

Only a loser habitually makes lists of who he thinks is a
loser. The
clearest sign of a loser is continuously claiming that
your life is
better than any other, and your possessions are better
than any others.

The sure sign of a loser is the type of unsubstantiated
rationalizations
outlined above. If Jeff didn't have self esteem issues,
and didn't think ( or
worry) that he really might be a loser, he would have no
need whatsoever to try
and defend himself against a post by someone whom he
maintains has no
credibility.

Looks like "bubbles" wins again!

CWM

In my book Bobpsprit is a winner. He does have a very nice yacht and worked
hard to get it. It is fast and nicely tricked out. Do you know anyone else
who at such an early age wrote and directed a movie with a major star in it?
He walked away from a promising movie career for the passion of sailing. He
does marine surveys out of passion, it doesn't matter if he is good at it or
not. He saw a beautiful woman and went for her after years of searching.
Bobsprit displays passion, restraint and good judgement. He has something
very few have here - Panache. He does not live his life by rote. He is not a
dull, listless robot going through the standard motions of pretending to be
alive. He is alive. His trolls here a brilliant and cleverly written. He
does not attack everyone, he attacks only the exact opposite of what he is.
He is here to sweep that dull, gray spread of ashes from this place. His
life burns like an emerald in the sun. His trolls are so effective because
he understands his target and to understand his target he must know what it
is to live. He does not hide in a group, he stands tall - and alone! You all
attack him because he is what you dared not be - independent and happy! I
attack him because he is the only opponent here worthy for me. Mooron was
the only other one. I attack him not out of jealousy or self hatred but out
of sport! I dare to say what you all know in the back of your minds but are
afraid to admit to yourselves - that Bobpsrit is the better man!

Amen!

Damn, I hate it when it overflows into my gum boots!

Good one, BC.
Scotty


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...
In my book Bobpsprit is a winner. He does have a very nice
yacht and worked
hard to get it. It is fast and nicely tricked out. Do you
know anyone else
who at such an early age wrote and directed a movie with a
major star in it?
He walked away from a promising movie career for the
passion of sailing. He
does marine surveys out of passion, it doesn't matter if
he is good at it or
not. He saw a beautiful woman and went for her after years
of searching.
Bobsprit displays passion, restraint and good judgement.
He has something
very few have here - Panache. He does not live his life by
rote. He is not a
dull, listless robot going through the standard motions of
pretending to be
alive. He is alive. His trolls here a brilliant and
cleverly written. He
does not attack everyone, he attacks only the exact
opposite of what he is.
He is here to sweep that dull, gray spread of ashes from
this place. His
life burns like an emerald in the sun. His trolls are so
effective because
he understands his target and to understand his target he
must know what it
is to live. He does not hide in a group, he stands tall -
and alone! You all
attack him because he is what you dared not be -
independent and happy! I
attack him because he is the only opponent here worthy for
me. Mooron was
the only other one. I attack him not out of jealousy or
self hatred but out
of sport! I dare to say what you all know in the back of
your minds but are
afraid to admit to yourselves - that Bobpsrit is the
better man!

Amen!

The Boobster has to try to boost his moral every so often. If I
didn't have a job, had a skank for a wife, a retard for a kid, sold
old boat parts for a little cash and lived in a 5th floor walkup in
the Bronx I'd feel like a looser and want to pawn off the feeling on
someone else too.

Did you know the complete archives of alt.drugs is hosted by no less than 18
US universities and 12 foreign universities.The archives are publicly
available and they won't delete any information. Several agencies of the US
government (including USCG) maintain an archive for investigative purposes.

There is a God!

Amen!!

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...
Did you know the complete archives of alt.drugs is hosted by no less
than 18 US universities and 12 foreign universities.The archives are
publicly available and they won't delete any information. Several
agencies of the US government (including USCG) maintain an archive for
investigative purposes.

There is a God!

Amen!!

Praise!

I'm so happy to hear that. I'm offended at the thought of a liberal
left-coaster taking illegal drugs, boasting about it and acting like
some big, experienced, drug authority posting to the Usenet newsgroup
alt.drugs and then when it turns out years later those same posts could
constitute evidence that the individual probably withheld information on
his past drug usage on a USCG captain's license application (a felony),
he takes steps to get them deleted from the archives. What a low life,
two-faced scumbag!

It's a clear demonstration how this liberal individual has no backbone
and no moral compass. In typical liberal fashion, he repeatedly calls
others "liars" when he's clearly a proven chronic liar himself. And, he
morally judges others when he lacks any morals himself. And he sets
himself up as an arbiter of who can post and what they can post on
alt.sailing.asa and then runs an active campaign netKKKopping several
people while he busies himself lamely attempting to clear the Google
Groups archives of his self-professed criminal activities. What a
disgusting person! A total hypocrite and psychotic loser.

Wilbur Hubbard