Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called blu
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: "John \"C\"" wrote in
: et:
:
::
:: "blu" wrote in message
:: ...
::: "Kadaitcha Man" wrote in
::: :
:::
:::: Lionel Thou presumptuous dame. Thou crusty
:::: batch of nature. Ye exhaled:
::::: On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:41:02 GMT, (Lamey)
::::: boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
:::::
:::::: HER FIRST PAY CHECK
::::::
:::::: Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a
:::::: little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that
:::::: makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a
:::::: child the gift of our time...
:::::: A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot.
:::::: One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house
:::::: on the empty lot.
:::::: The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an
:::::: interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much
:::::: of each day observing the workers.
:::::: Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough,
:::::: more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot.
:::::: They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had
:::::: coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and
:::::: there to make her feel important.
:::::: At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay
:::::: envelope containing a couple of dollars.
:::::: The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the
:::::: appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the
:::::: two dollar "pay" she had received to the bank the next day to
:::::: start a savings account.
:::::: When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and
:::::: asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check
:::::: at such a young age.
:::::: The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the
:::::: crew building the house next door to us.
:::::: "My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be
:::::: working on the house again this week, too?"
:::::: The little girl replied, "I will if those assholes at Home Depot
:::::: ever deliver the god damn sheet rock..."
:::::: Stories like this just bring a tear to your eye.
:::::
::::: *sniffle*
:::::
::::: That's so sweet.
::::
:::: Have a laugh at this one...
::::
:::: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqfFrCUrEbY
::::
:::
::: Yer a sick, deranged man, yannow.
::: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
::
:: Tell us something that we didn't know.
:
: Hrm..
: OK.
: Did you know that the late, great drummer Keith Moon played the violin
: at the end of Baba O'Riley?
: Yep. Struth.

thanks, I didn't know that. what an awesome tune that is.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people
very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea. - Douglas
Adam
================================================== ====================
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Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
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*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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Meow

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called blu
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: "Steve Leyland" wrote
: in :
:
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called blu
:: stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
::
::: "John \"C\"" wrote in
::: et:
:::
::::
:::: "blu" wrote in message
:::: ...
::::: "Kadaitcha Man" wrote in
::::: :
:::::
:::::: Lionel Thou presumptuous dame. Thou crusty
:::::: batch of nature. Ye exhaled:
::::::: On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:41:02 GMT, (Lamey)
::::::: boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days, then wrote:
:::::::
:::::::: HER FIRST PAY CHECK
::::::::
:::::::: Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between
:::::::: a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that
:::::::: makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a
:::::::: child the gift of our time...
:::::::: A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot.
:::::::: One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house
:::::::: on the empty lot.
:::::::: The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an
:::::::: interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much
:::::::: of each day observing the workers.
:::::::: Eventually the construction crew, all of them
:::::::: gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of
:::::::: project mascot.
:::::::: They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had
:::::::: coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here
:::::::: and there to make her feel important.
:::::::: At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay
:::::::: envelope containing a couple of dollars.
:::::::: The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the
:::::::: appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take
:::::::: the two dollar "pay" she had received to the bank the next day
:::::::: to start a savings account.
:::::::: When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and
:::::::: asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay
:::::::: check at such a young age.
:::::::: The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the
:::::::: crew building the house next door to us.
:::::::: "My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be
:::::::: working on the house again this week, too?"
:::::::: The little girl replied, "I will if those assholes at Home
:::::::: Depot ever deliver the god damn sheet rock..."
:::::::: Stories like this just bring a tear to your eye.
:::::::
::::::: *sniffle*
:::::::
::::::: That's so sweet.
::::::
:::::: Have a laugh at this one...
::::::
:::::: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqfFrCUrEbY
::::::
:::::
::::: Yer a sick, deranged man, yannow.
::::: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
::::
:::: Tell us something that we didn't know.
:::
::: Hrm..
::: OK.
::: Did you know that the late, great drummer Keith Moon played the
::: violin at the end of Baba O'Riley?
::: Yep. Struth.
::
:: thanks, I didn't know that. what an awesome tune that is.
:
: It's the one I dedicated to Notorious last weekend. Seemed pretty
: fitting, if ya listen to the words.

I always listen to the words.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself. -
L. Atkinson
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow