His lifetime idol has died in LA at the age of 50.

"Norman Paperman" wrote in message
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His lifetime idol has died in LA at the age of 50.






ROFL

Wilbur Hubbard

Q. Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?

A. The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?


A. One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with
and the other you carry your groceries in.

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Q. Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?

A. He heard boy's pants were half-off.

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Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?

A. Two 5 year olds.

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Q. When is it time for bed at Neverland ranch?


A. when the big hand touches the little hand

"Piltdown Man" wrote in message
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Q. Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?

A. The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

--

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?


A. One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with
and the other you carry your groceries in.

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Q. Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?

A. He heard boy's pants were half-off.

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Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?

A. Two 5 year olds.

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Q. When is it time for bed at Neverland ranch?


A. when the big hand touches the little hand




Bwaahahahahhahahahaha. Here's a couple more good ones:

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.