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Normally, I dont object to jetskis and waverunners but sometimes the
ppl on these things do moronic things that make me crazy. So, I want to buy paint balls filled with water. That way, I can have some sport shooting them and they will never know what hit em. |
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![]() "Parallax" wrote in message om... Normally, I dont object to jetskis and waverunners but sometimes the ppl on these things do moronic things that make me crazy. So, I want to buy paint balls filled with water. That way, I can have some sport shooting them and they will never know what hit em. Come down to Sydney Harbour...........jetskis and waverunners are banned totally. Heaven!! But then again, I hate those big high speed cruisers more. The tidal waves they throw up are obscene and keep knocking the wind out of my sails. Darren S/V Augustan Sydney Australia |
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![]() Parallax wrote: Normally, I dont object to jetskis and waverunners but sometimes the ppl on these things do moronic things that make me crazy. So, I want to buy paint balls filled with water. That way, I can have some sport shooting them and they will never know what hit em. I personally prefer the "poop cannon", a fitting on the deck pumpout fitting which can accurately expel a considerable gob of holding tank contents overside at deck heigh, just perfect for revenge on those wake jumpers, if the holding tank is pumped up to about 10 lbs pressure, and your plumbing is set up to allow pressure purges. It is very short range, but this ensures that only the worst offenders get their 'just deserts.' If you immediately pop up from below, with a little chocholate sauce on your face, you could comiserate, be embarrassed, ask if he saw your wife's engagement ring you were trying to retrieve from the clogged head, etc, etc. This arrangement also makes it possible to eliminate the sea discharge thru hull. Sorry, just couldn't help myself;-} If you get caught, expect serious consequences. Paint balls can cause injury, and if you startle someone who then rams his buddy, you will pay. If a particle of ball shell lands in an eye, you will pay, big time. Slinshots, bows, paint balls, rocks thrown by hand are all offensive weapons. You might also expect that some redneck will retaliate with a shotgun, or a mac-9. It might depend on local ordinances and case law. Road rage? How abour water rage? Now, a condom filled with water, while it can hurt as much as a fist, seems less likely to cause real damage, and is unlikely to leave evidence in your victim's eye. Furthermore, used condoms have little other use. Reduce, reuse, recycle. -- Terry K - My email address is MY PROPERTY, and is protected by copyright legislation. Permission to reproduce it is specifically denied for mass mailing and unrequested solicitations. Reproduction or conveyance for any unauthorised purpose is THEFT and PLAGIARISM. Abuse is Invasion of privacy and harassment. Abusers may be prosecuted. -This notice footer released to public domain. Spamspoof salad by spamchock - SofDevCo |
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