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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!" Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says "a beer please, and one for the road." Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "does this taste funny to you?" Patient; "I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'" Doctor; "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." Patient; "Is it common?" Doctor; "Well, "It's Not Unusual." Next? |